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Clips from The Office (2005) - Welcome Party (S08E08)

"Cancel the magician. Trust me."
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"Yeah. Okay"
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"Pam, we have a great idea. - Listen to this"
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"It's going to make everyone sick"
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"...we discuss the idea of doing the party totally normal"
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"Like, not mean"
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"I knew she'd crack I wanted to leave you out, you know."
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"What are you talking about? Of course we can"
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"What I mean to say is we don't want to."
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"It'll be fine. Just act natural. Do you want a gummy penis?"
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"But they're penises"
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"the guy who was with his old girlfriend"
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"Oh, no"
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"Eww! That seems gross at first blush, right?"
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"But relationships are always more complicated than you think."
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"rush to judgment about Matthew"
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"Maybe we don't pop that one."
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"Sorry It's kind of a mad house"
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"Oh, Megan"
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"You are one of the good ones, Nard Dog. Aw"
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"No, really. Where's my Andy?"
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"He's out there"
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"Are you going to sing for us?"
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"Well, you guys are doing a pretty good job with the scary yelling, so"
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"By yon bonnie banks and by yon bonnie braes"
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"Come on! If you guys are going to be mean"
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"can't you at least be subtle?"
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"Oh, in the warehouse we'd use code names"
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"for people we wanted to talk about"
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"Andy was "Jelly Roll.' Mike was "Dennis the Menace."
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"Ryan was "Douche Bag.'"
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"Hey, that's not a code name That's just an insult"
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"Plus, everyone would know who you meant Yeah."
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"No, that's a great idea. Yes, let's have a code name"
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"Because there's someone already here named Pam"
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"Shh. Here she comes"
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"Welcome to your party"
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"Everybody, get comry now This first song's over a half-hour long."
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"Best gig ever. They asked me to play only originals"
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"I said, "Have you heard my originals? They're terrible.""
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"They said, "Even better." I said, "I get it. It's an ironic party for Nellie.'"
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"Hey, Jessica can I talk to you?"
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"done with the sort of ugly bits"
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"that we can stay friends"
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"You're breaking up with me?"
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"You always do this. You twist my words around"
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"Oh, my God Are you leaving me for Erin?"
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"You said she wasn't relationship material, and she wasn't as good as me"
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"But it's her, isn't it?"
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"Whoa"
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"Super honesty time I'm gay."
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"What?"
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"You did not, Kenny"
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"I like hanging out with you You're a cool guy."
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"Which proves my point that I'm gay."
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"JESSICA Andy, you're not gay"
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"and you seemed pretty excitable."
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"Well, I was faking it. I had to fake it every time"
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"doesn't make sense"
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"we were going to get married or anything."
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"I'm just upset for now"
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"Understandable, and I'm really sorry I really am."
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"So, we should probably go"
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"This humble but sincere effort is"
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"all for our valued new colleague. Excellent."
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"To Nellie Bertram, you are a most welcome"
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"Cheers Why, thank you."
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"Pam, on the other hand is a most unwelcome"
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"entitled and unfriendly presence in our company"
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"every day, I imagine how happy I'd be if Pam died."
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"only a little bit enough, a good amount not the most, though,"
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"she is misunderstood"
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"and that maybe there's some stuff in her past"
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"that's a little messed up and probably"
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"So we've established"
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"Do you ever wish she would just disappear?"
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"Oh"
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"That was a really rough scene"
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"Oh, yeah"
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"You know, that stuff that I said about you to her, that's just..."
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"You know, I was dating her at the time."
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"Ugh"
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"Yeah"
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"Come on over here, huh?"
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"No, Nellie should No, I'll do it."
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"Oh, big guy, huh? How's the air up there? Watch out for birds"
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"I want you to pick a card just by looking at it."
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"Do not say what it is"
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"It's the four of hearts"
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"No hablo el cardo, senor?"
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"All right, the card is picked Now, sir, will you please shuffle the deck?"
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"Why is Jim treating the magician poorly?"
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"Little known fact about me before I was a magician"
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"Not true because that's not a real place"
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"All right Where's Phyllis? Who's Phyllis?"
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"Okay, scram, wizard What?"
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"Wow. Nellie I'm sorry. If I'd known"
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"Jim and Pam would use this party"
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"as an excuse to abuse a magician"
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"Well, I thought it was quite fun"
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"Interesting, yes. No, yes, I see that"
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"This cake has vegetables in it like a salad bar, Robert"
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"What? Why are we"
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"Oh, hello"
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"Hey, everybody look who's here"
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"Hi. Super duper honesty time, I'm not gay"
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"She's sweet, funny and beautiful"
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"and total relationship material"
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"Go away"
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"You're done! Get out Bye, guys. Go. Go."
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"You ruined my party"
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"Yeah, run away Run away"
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"KENNY You're disgusting"
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"Yeah, get out of here"
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"Don't come back"
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"You don't even know how to drive"
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"Loser! Nice car"
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"Hey, Hank Yes, ma'am."
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"I thought I was very specific about you not letting up a magician"
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"Yes, ma'am I got my eyes open"
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