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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas (S10E10)

"H-hey, Santa, I-I'll bet if you checked your "nice" list,"
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"you'd find a boy on there who'd love a stargazing cape."
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"Son, you're 14."
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"I'm not even wearing the beard."
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"W-who's nervous, sir?"
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"So, it... it's a reversible cape"
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"and the southern on the other..."
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"you know, for cozy stargazing."
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"Hey, Stan. Francine wants you in the kitchen."
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"Hey, dad. Did mom find you?"
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"How hard can she be looking?"
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"Ugh, honey. The tree isn't done."
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"Go get the angel from Roger's attic."
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"This isn't our tree angel."
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"You better not be goofing around!"
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"Ha ha ha ha!"
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"Lewis, finally!"
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"I should have asked when you were getting here."
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"I got here way too early."
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"so you can say your party went off!"
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"I'm headed to a bash at the sororities."
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"Don't they go home at Christmas?"
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"Not the poor girls,"
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"Hi, Brian!"
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"Merry Christmas, girl."
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"You want to get out of here? I'll go!"
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"Short leash."
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"Anyhoots, it's time for me to do what I do best."
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"And that's whatever I want all the time!"
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"Must be nice."
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"Need a hand?"
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"No, Roger, I don't need help."
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"I wasn't talking to you."
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"I was talking to these two little Christmas miracles."
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"Stan, will you do something about the trash cans?"
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"Sometimes I just wish I had Lewis' life."
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"Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh."
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"Stan! Go check the fuse box!"
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"Klaus, just be glad you're alone with no family."
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"But I have grown to feel"
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"Don't you dare cry, not this Christmas."
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"Just this time, no."
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"Merry Christmas, Francine."
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"I have to get my own breakfast juice?"
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"Some Christmas."
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"Hello? Where is everybody?"
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"Hello?"
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"Stan, you're shouting louder than the driver"
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"whose taxi I threw up in last night."
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"And if you're not quiet, you'll wake him up."
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"Roger, something weird's going on."
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"Look at this Kathy Ireland poster."
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"What's going on around here?"
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"A pool table? Foosball?"
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"I sat by a girl in a bar in 1977"
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"who said her dad invented foosball."
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"Never looked into it, but it seemed like a lie."
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"People will lie to you in a bar, Stan."
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"It's just a sad fact. No! The tree!"
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"Last night, when I was putting the angel on the tree,"
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"I wished I had Lewis' life."
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"Francine! Hayley! Steve!"
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"I did this. I wished for this."
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"Well, it couldn't have come true, right?"
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"Do wishes come true?"
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"My family's all gone."
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"What am I gonna do?!"
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"This is all wrong. It is?"
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"We both should, bitch!"
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"Let's go to work."
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"Wait. If I wished for this, then why are you here?"
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"Maybe 'cause I was touching your butt when you wished."
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"♪ Whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪"
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"Unseasonably warm Christmas we're having."
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"♪ It's always a good time"
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"I tell you, Roger, being single for a day..."
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"it's been such a vacation."
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"Paradise, baby."
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"Well, we got to make sure we milk this cow till it's dead."
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"Diggin' it. He'll show us how to blow it out."
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"Check out this guy."
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"I-it was just your pirate costume threw me."
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"So, me and my good friend, uh..."
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"Lazlo Morphine."
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"Me and Lazlo were buzzing around,"
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"from the king of single players in this town."
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"Oh, Stan."
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"What are you talking about? I'm not single."
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"Oh! Oh, right. I get it."
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"You got a girl in there."
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"Okay, um... maybe we can talk after the holidays."
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"We got to get a peep at his babe."
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"Lewis is always killing it."
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"Oh, I think it's pretty clear, Stan."
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"Principal Lewis and Francine have been doing it."
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"Are you picturing it? I'm picturing it."
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"Whoa."
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"Lewis has my family."
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"Well, I didn't wish for that."
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"I wanted my family to be, like, suspended in a void"
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"or... or like a static nothingness"
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"All right. I'll just wish for them back."
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"This might be one of those dealios"
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"where you got to learn a lesson"
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"What the hell does that mean? Like in the movies."
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"You've seen "It's A Wonderful Life," right? Nope."
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"How about "Big"? Unh-unh."
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"You saw, "Ted.""
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"a person thinks they want something, but then..."
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"Ooh! Like in the "Care Bears: Big Wish Movie.""
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"Okay. I learned my damn lesson."
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"Lewis has my shit, and I want it back."
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"Guys, I know this may sound crazy."
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"But right now, we're in a Care Bear movie."
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"He's your principal. This is your fault, Lewis."
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"You made being single look so lovely!"
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"I swear I'm your dad."
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"Remember last year at Christmas"
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"I got you both three-hole punches"
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"s-so you wouldn't have to fight over one?"
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