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Clips from Family Guy - Don't Make Me Over (S04E04)

"Hit it!"
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"Cloudy skies and rain clouds Have come to stay"
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"Windy nights and sad sights Won't go away"
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"Gonna buy me a rainbow"
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"Just open up your heart It'll be all right"
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"Gonna buy me a rainbow"
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"Buy me a rainbow"
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"You guys were great. My name's Jimmy lovine."
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"And I'd like to make you filthy rich rock stars."
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"Wow, you're the chairman of Interscope Records."
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"- What're you doing in prison? - I stomped a cat to death."
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"Listen, you guys got talent."
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"- Well, where do we sign? - Right here, on Tony's butt cheek."
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"And initial here..."
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"And date."
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"Oh, crap. Today's the seventeenth."
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"- How was that, Dr. Ditty? - Yo, that sounds smooth, y'all."
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"I just have a..."
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"God, I'm so sorry. I keep doing that."
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"God, please forgive me."
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"I get that from my father. He's from a different generation."
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"- It's... - Whatever, man."
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"- We cool? We good? - Yeah, we're cool. Fine."
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"Mr. Doctor? If you get shot in a rap feud..."
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"can you perform surgery on yourself?"
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"Well, no, Chris. My degree's in optometry."
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"I got three choices for you for the name of the band:"
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"or Testicular Sound Express."
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"I think the name is Meg."
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"- Me? Why? - Yeah, why?"
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"Let me explain something to you, all right?"
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"We got to get her half-naked and put her out front, center stage."
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"Wait a minute."
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"anyone say about anything."
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"I'm not sure I'm comfortable with Meg being exploited that way."
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"but business is business. So, let's get this show on the road, huh?"
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"Good. Now, I just need you to sign this."
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"Oh, God. Sorry."
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"Oh, my God. That is not me."
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"That's not who I am. I vote Democrat."
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"It will not happen again. We cool? We good?"
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"You..."
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"Yeah. Sure."
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"You did say you hated Crooklyn."
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"- Hey, Doc, you got a minute? - What you want, dog?"
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"Yeah, so, hey, check it out."
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"Stewie and I have been working on some stuff of our own."
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"And we thought there might be a place for us to sing on the next album."
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"Boy, Benson was a funny show."
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"- I'll talk to you later. - Well, what did he say?"
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"He said he'd think about it. Okay, so where were we?"
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"Okay."
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"I want to have intercourse with you"
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"Intercourse with you"
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"Relations."
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"- Right? - Yeah. No, great, that sounds good."
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"All right, groovy."
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"Now, is there a shorter word for intercourse?"
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"Lois, go grab me another bag of Skittles."
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"- Excuse me, young lady? - Did I freaking stutter?"
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"You know, ever since you got that makeover..."
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"- Right, Missus Wong? - Yeah, she band. Old lady jealous."
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"Peter, we have to do something. We're losing our daughter."
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"I'm worried about what's happening to her."
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"that always resolves itself if you just ignore it, all right?"
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"What's more important is we're living the sweet life."
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"This is even more fun than when I performed at the White House."
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"Mr. President, I present to you Peter Griffin."
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"Okay, listen up, everybody. I got great news."
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"Meg, you and your family are gonna perform on Saturday Night Live."
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"You mean I'm gonna get to meet John Belushi and Gilda Radner..."
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"and Phil Hartman, and Chris Farley, and Horatio Sanz? Sweet!"
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"Saturday Night Live."
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"I can't think of anything more exciting."
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"It's great to finally meet you. I'm hosting."
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"Why don't you come hang out in my dressing room?"
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"Peter, I'm worried about Meg. She's spiraling out of control."
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"I mean, what if she develops a coke problem?"
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"Come on, you set me up for that one."
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"That was everything Ladies Home Journal said it would be."
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"Awesome, great, thanks."
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"Being with you just made me feel so... Live from New York..."
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"It's Saturday Night Live."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Yeah, that wasn't a very good opening sketch, was it?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"Are you telling me that my daughter was deflowered..."
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"in front of one-and-a-half times the MadTV audience?"
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"My God, Lois, you were right."
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"All right, stand aside. It's about time I did my fatherly duty."
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"I said "duty," but no time to laugh about it now."
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"Hey, everybody, it's great to be back."
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"Hey, Fallon, say goodnight, you bum."
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"during every sketch you've ever been in."
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"All right, now where's the guy who slept with my daughter?"
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"I'm so glad to be the real me again."
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"It's too much work being beautiful."
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"Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do."
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"Listen, thanks, everybody. I had a great time tonight."
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"Counting Crows."
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"From the world famous Apollo Theater in Harlem..."
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"it's show time at the..."
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"What? I'm tired."
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"It has nothing to do with the fact that it's a black show."
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"What? I can't be tired at 1:00 in the morning?"
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"Oh, my God, he is so gorgeous."
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"Hi, Craig."
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"Well, they've got one that says "Porn Star"..."
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"That'd be just the thing to boost your confidence."
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"- Am I right, Gene? - You got that right, Pete."
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"Help, I've escaped from Kevin Spacey's basement!"
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"You know, maybe you haven't noticed, Lois, but I am the band."
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"We'll turn this place into a karaoke bar."
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"Mom, Dad, he used me for comedy."
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"Some lucky hideous woman will be transformed..."
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"The time is right It's day, not night"
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"You gotta start somewhere, fellas. That's how you evolve."
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"Oh, my God."
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"No, I'm just kidding. She's dead."
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