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Clips from Family Guy - Don't Make Me Over (S04E04)

"Laugh and cry"
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"And he plays by no one's rules but his own."
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"Meg, you should ask him out."
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"I mean, you're the only one of us who's ever had a real boyfriend."
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"I'm back. I brought another picnic."
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"You're such a good listener. You're not like the other boys."
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"You're so good with animals."
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"I guess I could give it a try. All right, here goes."
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"That's about as likely as me playing by someone else's rules besides my own..."
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"which I would never do."
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"I play by my own rules, nobody else's."
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"- How about a movie? - I don't go out with dudes."
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"- Mom, Dad, am I ugly? - Of course not, sweetie."
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"Yeah, where'd you get a stupid idea like that?"
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"- Craig Hoffman. - Craig Hoffman said that?"
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"Well, he's a sharp kid. You might be ugly."
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"There, there, let me dry those tears."
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"make you feel bad about yourself. I tell you what."
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"Tomorrow you and I are gonna go out and get you some brand new outfits."
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"Really? Wow, thanks, Mom."
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"Go away, damn you."
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"You're going to get it now."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Horace, what is this all about?"
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"Like the kind I used to play when I was an intern at the hospital."
Family Guy
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news. Your wife's gonna be a vegetable."
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"You'll have to bathe her, feed her and care for her the rest of her life."
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"Ever since that mega-mall opened across the street..."
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"it's been taking away all my business."
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"They got 300 stores, 200 restaurants..."
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"53 bars, and an indoor cattle ranch."
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"You need to fix the place up."
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"Not if we do a 1980s fixing-stuff-up montage."
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"Well, I think we made it worse."
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"Brian, why don't you take Stewie while Meg and I go clothes shopping?"
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"You know, it's awfully dangerous for me to be walking around the mall at my height."
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"- I say, let me get on your back. - Oh, for God's sake."
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"- God, I don't believe this. - That is why you fail."
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"A pink baby tee that says "Little Slut?""
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"All right. All right. Give me "Sperm Dumpster. ""
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"That's the spirit."
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"- You just let me know if you need any... - How do these jeans look?"
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"- $8 and I'll do it. - Fine."
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"- Cold in here? - Nope, just really small."
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"Face it, Mom. No matter what I wear, I look ugly."
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"Meg, you're being... That's..."
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"Let's try down here."
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"Coming up next, Joan Rivers speaks to us from beyond the grave."
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"where Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa..."
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"is handing out makeovers."
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"by our makeover magicians into someone of value to society."
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"Meg, that's it. You could get a makeover."
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"Over here!"
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"My daughter needs a makeover like there's no freaking tomorrow."
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"- Face it, The Clam is doomed. - Come on, guys, we can't give up now."
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"Peter, we've tried every theme we could think of and everything's failed."
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"Especially that Coyote Ugly theme."
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"It's no use, this place is finished."
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"Quagmire, go get the "For Sale" sign."
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"Hey, Horace, what the hell's this?"
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"It's a karaoke machine. I never got around to installing it."
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"Okay, cut."
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"Neil Armstrong."
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"I just saw it on TV."
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"And solar winds..."
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"Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry. It was 20 years ago."
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"Oh."
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"I got a makeover, Dad. Don't I look great?"
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"Meg, honey, I always thought you were beautiful just the way you..."
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"Welcome to the family, sweetheart. Chris, go burn all Meg's old pictures."
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"I know we'll be there by tomorrow"
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"We won't be searching anymore"
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"Thank you very much."
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"I don't understand it. This place should be jumping."
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"Horace, hit it."
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"Just a small town girl"
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"Peter, don't make me do..."
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"Just a city boy"
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"Born and raised in South Detroit"
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"Going anywhere"
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"Oh, God, I love this song."
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"But I hate baseball cards."
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"Some will win"
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"Some were born to sing the blues"
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"The movie never ends"
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"It goes on and on"
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"Howard!"
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"Who's with me? I'm in."
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"Stick around, you just might learn something, too."
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"You know, Peter, just because you guys entertained a bunch of drunken idiots..."
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"at a karaoke bar, doesn't mean you have what it takes to form a band."
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"Brian, you're just ants at a picnic. We're gonna be awesome."
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"Wait. What am I?"
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"I'm ants at a picnic? Is that what you just said?"
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"I'm ants at a picnic? All right. Just making sure."
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"Cool, Glenn. You look just like Tommy Lee."
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"Well, I figured it'd be appropriate since I just found out I got hepatitis."
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"You know, maybe we should have decided on outfits that matched."
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"Now we all look like a bunch of queers."
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"Fellas, it doesn't matter what you wear..."
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"- Great job getting hot, Meg. - Gee, thanks."
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"Gosh, I'd love to."
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"Great, I'll pick you up whenever I feel like it."
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"Hey, Meg. We noticed Craig Hoffman just asked you out."
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"- Sure. - Hey, I'm here to pick you up."
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"Peter, this is a house of corrections."
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"I hear there's a lot of buzz about this band."
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"Yeah, there was a pretty positive review carved in Tony's ass."
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"All right, kids. Now everyone stay together."
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"It's very important to your father..."
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"that we're here for his band's first performance."
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"One, two, three, four..."
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"What do we do?"
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"How about a funny story about Lake Wobegone?"
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"It was the day of the tuna hot-dish jamboree..."
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"Oh, no. Kids, your father's in trouble."
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"- I'm going up there. - I'm coming, too, Mom."
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"The guy behind me braided my hair."
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"Mom, can we please just get out of here?"
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"Boy, that's not healthy, is it? That that's the first place I go to?"
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