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Clips from Family Guy - Chick Cancer (S05E05)

"Uh, what's that, Rupert? Oh, oh, kiss the bride. Yes."
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"and then all afternoon I was a fireman, so it's been, uh... it's been a long one."
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"- Oh. - What?"
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"No. No, it's nothing. Just had Playdoh spaghetti last night."
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"- And that's all we had last night. - What does that mean?"
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"We have yet to have sex."
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"Look, can we just drop this and have a normal pretend dinner?"
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"Fine, fine!"
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"Uch, some days I think it was easier being Q-Bert's roommate."
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"God, it's all night with this guy."
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"Uh, yes, and we probably would've shaved a few minutes off our trip,"
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"but Mr. Cheapo here refused to let the valet touch his Big Wheel,"
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"so we had to drive around the block six times till we could find a spot."
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"But to his credit, it is a great spot to get mugged."
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"Wouldn't that be a shame, if they took all my money out of both our wallets."
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"Well, it's just good to have you guys here."
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"What? I can't have a drink with dinner?"
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"Yes, about the same time you decided to hole up in the bathroom"
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"- for three hours waxing your eyebrows. - You swore you would never..."
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"- Let's just enjoy dinner. - Yeah, can't we just have a good time?"
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"Ask Olivia."
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"That's what it all comes down to, isn't it? I'm not grown up enough for you."
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"- Well, you are a baby, aren't you? - Stay out of it. Stay out of it."
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"What's that, sir? What's that? I'm sorry, am I being too loud for you?"
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"You wanna come over here and quiet me down?"
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"- Oh, let's do this. - Oh, God. Stewie, come on."
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"- I'm scared. - No, it's okay. It's okay."
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"Sir? You feel strong? You wanna come over here?"
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"- What is that, the porterhouse? - Yeah."
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"- How is it? - What do you care?"
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"If we weren't fighting, would you recommend it?"
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"Well, I know what I'm getting."
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"Hello, everyone. Well, here we are... opening night."
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"You know, somebody once told me that making movies was easy."
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"Yeah. Yeah, you know what else is easy? Open heart surgery."
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"Oh! Is funny because open heart surgery not easy at all."
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"So, without further dudes, ah, let's, uh, watch this thing."
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"Sorry."
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"When Vageena was first born, I had a small heart and a lot to learn."
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"Cleveland, more SpaghettiO's."
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"We gotta get this woman to surgery time. Right stat now!"
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"Fin."
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"Wow, that was the worst piece of crap I ever seen."
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"Oh, my God, that was an abomination."
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"- Hey, where's Olivia? - Oh, she's probably up at the house."
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"- Stewie? - Yeah?"
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"- It's not your fault. - What?"
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"- It's not your fault. - I know."
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"- It's not your fault. - I know."
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"No, Stewie, Stewie. It's not your fault."
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"Don't do this to me, man. Not you, man."
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"- It's not your fault. - Screw you! Cut it out, man."
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"I didn't know it was gonna be so hard."
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"You want her to see you as an adult? Well, this is adulthood."
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"You're right, Brian. I can't hide from this relationship."
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"It's my responsability to deal with it."
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"- Whoa, what was that? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"That was my father talking."
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"You, uh..."
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"you gotta work on that, man."
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"Bad dog."
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"Sweetie, listen, I'm sorry, I..."
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"No. A four-year-old died in the ball pit. We had to cancel."
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"Is that the Silly Putty I bought you this weekend?"
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"Stewie, this isn't what it looks like."
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"Uh-uh, yeah, Stewie, I just dropped by to..."
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"I bought you..."
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"this weekend?"
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"But you did want it to end. You've made that perfectly clear."
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"Is that smoke?"
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"Well, you wanna know what I learned this week? Being a grown-up sucks."
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"Women, Brian. What a royal pain in the ass. It's like, it's like,"
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"why can't you just hang out with guys, you know?"
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"Just live with someone of your own sex. Just do what you would do with women,"
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"but with your buddy, you know, why don't guys just do that?"
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"They do, it's called being gay."
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"Oh, that's what gay is? Yeah, I could totally get into that."
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"But first, the big news in entertainment this week"
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"is the lovable child actress, Olivia Fuller."
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"with today's announcement that Tasty Juice"
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"In front of all of our friends, yeah,"
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"And I don't mean the classy "maybe they are, maybe they're not" gay guys."
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"You could've had both."
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"I mean, I guess, I guess you should be looking good"
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"Yeah."
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"Also..."
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"Hey, listen, I'm, uh, sorry about Olivia rejecting you."
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"ha...ngin' out."
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"screaming at me on my front lawn."
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"Well, Olivia, prepare to meet a much darker Stewie Griffin."
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"Stewie, you're being mean."
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"No. If I was being mean, when you opened the door I would have said,"
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"So, I'll pick you up at 7:00?"
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"She said yes."
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"I know. I love coming here because you can just sit here and people-watch,"
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"I know. Look at that sunset against the skyline."
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"All right, Joe, let's lose the wheelchair and shoot this thing."
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"God, I hate these things."
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"It's unbelievable. I don't know where I get it from."
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"Oh, I don't know, Olivia. Maybe that we are in a sexless marriage."
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"That's not the poi... Don't change the... It's a kind of cake?"
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"Hey, could you keep that kid quiet?"
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"No, I want to stay here and have my steak."
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"but that was before I knew about the power of chick stuff,"
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"Well, you'd be a black man."
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"No, about you stay here and I leave and never come back again?"
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"and you took an oath to stick it out when things got tough."
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"I mean, what kind of a man would I be If I ran off now?"
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"- you sandbagged me. - I sandbagged you."
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"I have a prominent brow, and I do what I can to get by."
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"My problem is you. You're acting like a baby."
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"Look, Stewie, you're sweet,"
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"- Oh-ho-ho! Yes! - Yeah, thanks for coming, Fuad."
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"and before I knew Vageena Hertz."
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"Oh, I haven't given up yet, Brian."
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"Lois, before I found these movies, women only made me cry through my penis."
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"And it begins..."
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"Uh, sure. Idea for a novel :"
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"Well, if you think I'm a baby, then perhaps I should act like a baby."
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"Sorry we're late, everyone, but JonBenet here took forever with her makeup."
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