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Clips from Family Guy - Chick Cancer (S05E05)

"Oh, you know, Lois, this movie has helped me understand a lot of things."
Family Guy
"Like that foreign guy at work who helped me understand sarcasm."
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"- What? - He say "Nice day,""
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"- but he covered with rain. - So?"
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"So, he say this when your brain know is not really nice day."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Oh, yeah, I get it. "Nice day.""
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"Now you funny, too. Oh..."
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"There she is, Brian."
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"Oh, boy, I am going to take her down right in front of everybody."
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"All right, Olivia, get ready to..."
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"- Good Lord. - What is it?"
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"And now TV's Olivia Fuller will cut the ceremonial ribbon."
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"I hope I'm allowed to do this. My mommy says, "Don't run with scissors.""
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"So everyone feel free to browse and purchase from our fine selection."
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"Oh, this one's kind of nice. Wha...?"
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"Yeah, no, it has. Uh, what, so you back in town?"
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"Yeah, we're, um, we're moving back into the old house."
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"Oh, that's... God, you look great, I mean, you're all, you're all in shape."
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"My God, California's been good to you."
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"'cause everybody's a health nut out there, right?"
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"Hey, listen, maybe you want to come over on Friday, it's my "Bernie Mac" night."
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"Um, i-it's a fun show if you haven't seen it."
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"I can't understand what the devil he's saying, but you know,"
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"there's a lot of movement, and it's bright and colorful, it keeps my attention."
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"but since I moved to Hollywood, I've done a lot of growing up."
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"I'm dating more sophisticated men now. But it was good to see you."
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"- What happened? - She shot me down, Brian."
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"What do you care? You came here to gloat about her contract cancellation anyway."
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"she's a woman now, Brian. So sophisticated, so grown up,"
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"and she says she wants a grown-up man. But..."
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"- apparently, that's not me. - Ya think so?"
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"Who could forget that one?"
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"Hi, I'm the Mayor of Comedy here to tell you about a new CD offer :"
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"Sitcom Punch Lines of the '80s. Including such gems as :"
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"Plus..."
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"Order now and receive Sounds of the '80s Studio Audience,"
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"which includes..."
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"And of course..."
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"This is an offer you don't want to miss."
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"But don't take my word for it."
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"Hear what '80s mainstay Howard Hesseman has to say about it."
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"Would Howard Hesseman lie for weed? We don't think so. Order now."
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"You're the underachiever every woman wants to sleep with."
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"- Hey, big date tonight? - Uh, yeah, yeah."
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"- What are you doing? - Just cleanin' out your brush, man."
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"Hi, Jillian."
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"Hi, Brian, ready to go?"
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"- Hey, baby. - Hi, Stewie."
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"Oh, dear God."
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"Boy, I am so beat from doing adult stuff all day."
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"So am I."
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"Oh, look at that. I'm growing all the time."
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"You ever just let your balls hang out, B-Ri?"
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"Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was Bri?"
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"Stewie, this is not going to convince Olivia"
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"that you're grown-up enough for her."
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"- Yeah, what do you know about women? - You want to know how to get women?"
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"There's only one place in town you need to observe."
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"Just watch."
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"I am not doing that, Glenn."
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"I don't want my neighbors seeing a fat, old, dirty whore"
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"Whore?"
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"Why the hell would she respond positively to such a negative comment?"
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"Unless..."
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"Brian, do women like it when you treat them like crap?"
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"Well, I don't know if you want to be that black and white about it."
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"That's it, isn't it? Women respond when you treat them like crap."
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"Hey, babe. What do you say, we going out Saturday night?"
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"Stewie, what are you doing here?"
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"Oh, yeah? I'll tell you what you're into. Being ugly."
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"has the texture of a decorative autumn squash."
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"That sounds wonderful."
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"My God, I'm cooler than that cheetah from the commercials."
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"Oh, God, there is no (bleeping) drummer better than Neil Peart!"
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"It ain't easy bein' cheesy."
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"I've decided. I'm making my own chick flick."
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"What? You don't know anything about making movies."
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"Are you kidding? I got lots of experience in the film industry."
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"I was the original "Pretty Woman.""
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"You look beautiful, but there's something missing."
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"Look at this. What is that? What is he doing?"
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""Is that... is that barbecue sauce? When was I near barbecue sauce?""
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"Oh, look, look! Jewish cowboy! Jewish cowboy!"
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"Yeah. Not gonna be so tough when the sun goes down, are you?"
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"Better go rassle up some Chinese food, Hopalong Nussbaum."
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"You're a really special guy."
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"I know."
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"Yeah, no kidding. Oh, my God."
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"Boy, this is a great city. I don't care what anybody says."
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"Peter, this movie doesn't seem to make any sense."
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"It makes perfect sense, Lois. This the scene where our heroine, Vageena Hertz,"
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"is told by Dr. McNugget here that she has uncurable chick cancer."
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"Peter, I can't lose the wheelchair. I need it to move."
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"Okay, yeah, but your character can walk."
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"Peter, I'm handicapped. I can't walk."
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"Okay, Chris, roll film."
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"And... action!"
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"Joe, get out of the damn chair. Chris, get the cattle prod."
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"Okay, now give him some peanut butter so we can make it look like he's talking."
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"Sweetie, can't you just have a good time?"
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"I don't know anybody. These are all your friends."
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"Hey, hey, who do we have here?"
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"- Oh, my God! Victor? - Hey, kiddo, how are you?"
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"Great! Great! Wow!"
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"Oh, yeah, good to meet you. How are you?"
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"Victor's such a good actor. He played a dead baby on CSI: Miami."
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"Yeah, I'm more into writing now."
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"Oh, actually, would you mind getting some for Victor and me while we catch up?"
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"Or-or a third option."
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"Why doesn't Victor go get some punch for you and me?"
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"Or maybe you and I could go away from Victor and go get the punch?"
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"Victor, would you excuse us for a second?"
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"guy loses his favorite blankie, goes looking for it and finds it in the kitchen."
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"Oh, I'm acting like a jerk? What about Phony Curtis over there?"
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"He happens to be a very intelligent, successful actor."
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"Yeah, let's put a diaper on his face. That's where the crap is coming out."
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"You don't own me. I can talk to whoever I want."
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"I don't see a ring on my finger."
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"I, Stewie, take you, Olivia, to be my lawfully wedded wife."
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