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Clips from Family Guy - Chick Cancer (S05E05)

"Family Guy Chick Cancer"
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"Coming up, a New Orleans man says his socks are finally dry."
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"What sort of overblown contract has that dreadful bitch landed now?"
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"No, but you can have some Tasty Juice. It has only one-third the sugar of soda."
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"will be dropping her as their spokesperson"
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"and replacing her with a new ad campaign"
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"Oh, that's perfect."
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"I'll humiliate her worse than Luke Skywalker did to that Rebel pilot."
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"They're not much bigger than two meters."
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"if this movie turns me gay, I'm going to start bringing gay guys home."
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"I mean those big, "Oh, my God,""
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"Yeah! You can tell all the girls care about each other,"
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"I have to leave, and I'm taking my piano with me."
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"No...! Why?"
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"- Huh, nice day we're having. - Oh, ho-ho! Yes!"
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"Yes. He say the opposite. He's funny."
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"Brian, she looks... she looks fantastic."
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"She's so cute. I love children. Look at my kids."
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"Hey, Mom, now would be a good time to raise my allowance."
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"Olivia! Hey...!"
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"Yes, but that was before I got a look at her face. I mean,"
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"and..."
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"And..."
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"There we go. You are ready for your date."
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"She says she wants a more mature, grown-up man,"
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"Eh, not much, really. Just me and my pubes,"
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"I, just kind of feel like kickin' it tonight."
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"Come on, beautiful, keep an open mind."
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"What the deuce?"
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"I told you, I'm just into a different type of guy."
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"You see, I thought you were Ray Liotta because your skin"
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"Oh, Smilla, your sense of snow is equaled only by your sense of love."
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"Peter, have you been up all night watching chick movies?"
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"Now they make me cry through my eyes."
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"you know?"
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"Just standing there smelling his hand?"
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""What is that? What is that on my hand?""
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"You know, Stewie, I'm really glad I gave you another chance."
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"No, no, I'm kidding. I'm not really that self-centered, but, you know, Olivia,"
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"I can't think of anyplace I'd rather be than right here right now with you."
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"Oh, look at this guy. Now, there's someone who cuts his own hair."
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"Oh, oh, oh, oh, check out this uptight Asian guy, look at that."
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"I work really hard, 'cause I'm no fun."
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"- I know. Wow, look at that. - A perfect end to a perfect day."
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"Yeah. Well, we should probably get home. This area gets really dangerous at night."
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"Okay, everyone, welcome to the first day of shooting for Steel Vaginas."
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"Just relax. Have some cake or something."
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"Stewie, this is Victor. We did a Flintstones vitamins commercial together."
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"Ten million strong and growing!"
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"guy picks his nose, then eats it."
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"Or-or none of us could have punch. But still Victor could go away."
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"Is that... I amaze myself. Is that... It's genius."
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"Well, I was an astronaut for a while, then I was a cowboy,"
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"- Uh, what's for dinner? - Playdoh spaghetti."
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"Do you even know what sex is?"
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"If you're gonna leave all those lights on, I'm not gonna split the electric bill."
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"- Uh, yes, I'll just have flat water. - Um, do you have Hi-C Tropical Punch?"
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"Well, hey, what's important is that you're here now."
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"Yeah, I would."
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"At first I didn't believe in women and unicorns,"
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"Push, honey! Hurry up and give me my baby boy!"
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"Oh, good, a baby. Oh, no, it's a girl."
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"And I hate girls."
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"But one day, Vageena went swimming too soon after eating a sandwich..."
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"and this happened."
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"Help!"
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"But it was too late. And she died from an angry hymen."
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"My ass is actually sore."
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"- It's not your fault. - Why is it so hard?"
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"Look, Stewie, you stood up before God and all your toys"
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"Oh, Stewie! I thought you were at Chuck E. Cheese's with your mom."
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"Uh, uh, uh, ain't nobody talking to you."
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"Is... that... the Silly Putty..."
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"You know, I'm really sensing something here..."
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"I should be go."
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"Stewie, this isn't how I wanted it to end."
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"Idea for a farce : cheating wife and pompous ass burned alive."
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"So what happened?"
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"Synchronisation : Kemar Transcript : Raceman"
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"Oh, my God, Brian, that's Olivia from the performing arts school."
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"Most of you know Olivia as the adorable little girl in the Tasty Juice ads."
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"Hey, Mom, can I have some soda?"
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"Delicious. Thanks, Mom."
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"But little Olivia's career may be over just as it begins"
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"featuring rock'n'roll legend Chuck Berry."
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"Open your mouth, baby. Here it comes."
Family Guy
"But there is a silver lining for local Quahogians,"
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"as Miss Fuller will be appearing at the Quahog mall this weekend"
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"to mark the grand opening of the new Brat Wraps Kids Clothing store."
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"Brian, we have to go down there this weekend and heckle her roundly."
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"The exhaust shaft is only two meters wide,"
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"so you'll have to use proton torpedoes."
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"That's impossible. Even for a computer."
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"It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye wamprats in my T-16 back home."
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"Hey, uh, can-can I talk to you privately for a second?"
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"Sure."
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"Th-that, that, uh, that was, that was unnecessary."
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"What's the problem?"
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"Well, you just kind of called me out in front of everybody back there..."
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"- I was just making a point. - I know, I know, but you like just..."
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"- kind of sandbagged me. - I sandbagged you?"
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"You sandbagged me, yes."
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"Well, here I am trying to help you with something..."
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"You know what, I don't need your kind of help, all right?"
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"Have a great assault. Jerk."
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"Lois, I don't understand why I got to sit through a chick flick."
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"Peter, you promised you'd come with me to see Autumn's Piano."
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"Besides, you owe me big after the way you embarrassed me in front of Sandra Oh."
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"Oh, my God, Sandra Oh. We loved you in Sideways."
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"We see you in many movies."
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"I think about you while having sex with my wife."
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"I thank you with one dollar. That's a lot of money to them."
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"Lois, I'm just warning you,"
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""here they come, floatin' around, making noise" gay guys,"
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"Peter, shh, it's starting."
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"- You must be Autumn Daniels. - Welcome to Barncliffe school for girls."
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"We're your roommates : I'm Sassy, that's Pouty, and this is Suicidy."
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"'cause they have so much fun cleaning the dishes."
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"Why? She chose the piano over her insulin."
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"See? That wasn't so bad."
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