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Clips from South Park - The Death of Eric Cartman (S09E09)

"Good-bye!!"
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"Yeh you're still here."
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"Goddamnit, what the fuck is going on?"
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"What else do I have to do?!"
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"Well, well, you know,"
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"the preacher says that before your soul can be at peace,"
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"sometimes, you have to atone for something bad you did."
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"Atone?"
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"Not really..."
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"Let's see. Oh, and I broke Mr. Anderson's fence and never told him about it."
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"Broke fence..."
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"seven times."
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"I pretended to be retarded and joined the Special Olympics."
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"I tried to have all the Jew exterminated last spring."
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"and then made into chili which I fed to the kid."
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"Really?"
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"Really."
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"I mean, honestly, I don't know how you're gonna make up for all this."
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"Make, make it right."
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"I'm payin' for my sins and it sure feels great."
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"I know now what the Good Lord in Heaven"
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"Wanted from me all along."
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"All along, I'm gonna make, make it right."
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"Not faking it, I'm making it right."
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"I'm payin' for my sins and it sure feels great."
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"Make, make it right! Make, make it right!"
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"Well, there's everything, Butters."
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"I've made everything right."
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"Does this mean... you have to go now?"
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"Yes, Butters, my soul is finally at peace."
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"It's time for me to leave."
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"Goodbye Butters!"
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"Thanks for all your help!"
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"Be good and be safe. Goodbye..."
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"I've made everything right!"
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"Oh jeez. I I guess maybe your soul is stuck here for a different reason."
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"I want my eternal bliss! Do you think this is funny, God?!"
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"Do you think this is funny,..?"
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"Eric! Calm down."
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"Stupid butthole God!"
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"Butters! What have you done?!"
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"Ih ih it wasn't me! Ih it was the ghost!"
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"Oh, Stephen, I don't know if we should ground him or call a doctor."
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"No, I think you'd better call a doctor."
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"What do you think, Doctor?"
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"Your son is suffering from severe dementia."
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"This is usually a sign of schizophrenia brought on by some tragic event in the child's past."
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"I think it's best that we take him to the mental center and do some tests."
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"Oh no. NO!"
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"INSTITUTE FOR MENTAL HEALTH"
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"All right, Butters, just try to relax."
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"Doin' just fine, Butters."
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"Good. You're gonna feel a little pinch now, Butters."
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"Well, after fourteen hours of testing,"
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"I can say Butters is definitely suffering from aggravated repressied memory syndrome."
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"You see, Butters,"
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"when the brain wants to cover something up, it makes up images and sounds for you to hear."
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"So... the ghost was in my head."
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"- The whole time. - Now do you believe us, Butters?"
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"Yes! Uh yes sir! I believe you."
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"Good. We're making a lot of headway."
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"All right, folks. Let's let Butters get some rest."
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"Goodnight, baby"
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"Butters!"
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"Please leave me alone, Eric. My bottom is really sore."
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"I found the woman you need to talk to for me. Look!"
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"Eric, ye-you're just an image in my head brought on by a traumatic event."
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"She's gonna close soon! Come on!"
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"Hello, ma'am. May I talk to you?"
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"Well, there's this ghost, see?"
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"Only it probably isn't a ghost, ih-it's just a delusion brought on by my trauma."
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"Well I'm supposed to heh, help him, find out why his spirit is wanderin' the Earth,"
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"even though I know that I'm most likely just completely insane."
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"Well, many times, the reason that the sould stays Earth-bound is"
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"because God is intending to use that soul for a divine purpose,"
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"to help prevent an impending tragic event."
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"But now, you shouldn't think you're crazy, young man. I see ghosts all the time."
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"Really?"
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"Yes. When's the last time you saw yours?"
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"Well, he's sittin' next to me right now."
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"Hey, I think she could see you too. You really are a ghost."
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"I told you, Butters."
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"A tragic event is unfolding in South Park."
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"Three convicted murderers have escaped from jail and are holding twelve people at the Red Cross!"
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"Tom, the convicts were about to be arrested when they ran inside the Red Cross behind me,"
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"and threatened to kill all the workers inside."
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"Oh my God, this is it, Butters."
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"This is what I'm here to stop. Come on, Butters."
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"Stay back, people!"
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"Stay back?! Hell, my wife and child are in there!"
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"Stay calm in there. We don't want anybody getting hurt."
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"You get us a helicopter and two hundred thousand dollars or these people start dyin', man!"
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"All right, Butters, I'm going in alone, first."
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"Give me thirty seconds in there, and then you go in and free the hostiages."
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"Go in there? Uh, but they'll see me."
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"Don't worry. I have a plan."
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"Eric."
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"Well, be careful, ghost pal."
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"They can't hurt me, Butters. I'm already dead."
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"Somebody's comin' in!"
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"It's just some little fat kid."
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"I have no idea."
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"Yes, it's working!"
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"This is really weird."
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"An incredible development here, Tom."
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"Two little boys have fearlessly gone inside the Red Cross."
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"I'm so confused!"
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"Hurry. Go, go!"
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"All right, move in!"
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"Son of a bitch."
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"Tom, an incredible story of courage."
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"Two little boys, armed only with the weapon of confusion,"
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"managed to go in and save the Red Cross."
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"Nobody seems to know who the boys are or where they went off to, but they are heroes."
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"Well, we did it, Butters. We saved the day."
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"My spirit is at rest now."
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"I can finally go to everlasting peace, eternal rest,"
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"Butters, I think that, through this whole thing, we've really become friends."
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"Yeah. Uh I feel that way too."
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