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Clips from South Park - The Death of Eric Cartman (S09E09)

"I could think of a few ways."
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"No!"
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"Noooo!!!"
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"What happened? Did they say?"
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"Aww, that's tragic."
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"Mom? Mom's crying? Oh God, it is true!"
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"Oh, it's not fair!"
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"Why???"
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"WHY???"
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"Hey fellas, w-where is Cartman?"
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"Cartman isn't our friend anymor"
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"We're ignoring him."
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"Ignoring him? How come?"
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"Oh yeah."
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"Hey, I hate Cartman Can I ignore him with you?"
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"- Yeah. - Me too. - Yeah, screw him! Yeah."
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"I never realized ignoring him was an option."
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"Guys! Guys?"
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"Can anybody hear me?"
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"You guys??"
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"Token, Token, I'm here!"
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"Clyde, can't you feel me? Feel me, Clyde!"
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"Jimmy! Can't you feel your hair move?! That's me!"
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"They don't even know yet, that one of their best friends is dead."
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"Dead and... still wandering the earth a lost soul."
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"I don't know, just ignore him."
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"Lu lu lu, yuu've got some too-"
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"What did I do to deserve this?!"
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"How can my own God forsake me?!"
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"Am I doomed to wander the Earth alone for all eternity?!"
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"Hey Eric!"
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"...What did you say?"
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"Huh I just said, "Hey Eric!""
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"Butters! You can see me??"
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"Because, Butters,"
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"I'm... dead."
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"Butters, I just want to talk to you!"
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"I ate a bunch of chicken skin and it blew out my insides."
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"But if you're d-dead, how come I can see you?"
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"Butters! Butters, Goddamnit, I need your help!"
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"Butters, what on earth are you doing??"
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"Well I think... I'm like the kid in that movie! I-I'm seeing dead people!"
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"Dead people?"
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"Me! I saw a ghost!"
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"Now, Butters, there's no such thing as ghosts."
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"Butters, these things happen all the time."
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"You've got a very active little brain and your mind was just playing tricks on you."
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"Ruh, really?"
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"Yeess."
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"So..."
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"so it was just... it was... just my ima... magination then?"
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"That's right."
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"There's no reason to be afraid of things that aren't real."
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"There's plenty of real things to be scared of. Like super-AIDS."
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"Huh s-s-super-AIDS?"
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"Except the super-AIDS."
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"Nuh-nothing to be scared of. Jus, just some lightning and thunder."
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"Gah! Wasn't nothin' neither."
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"J-just a muhouse."
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"Butters..."
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"Butters, you have to help me!"
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"Go away! You aren't real!"
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"All right, Butters, you leave me no choice."
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"Well it's all.. Well he was..."
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"I I just had a nightmare."
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"Well you'd better stop having nightmares or eles you're gonna be grounded!"
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"Y yes, yes sir."
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"Butters!"
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"Butters, Goddamnit, I'm not in your imagination!"
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"I'm dead and for some reason you can see me!"
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"Get a hold of yourself! I'm the one who died!"
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"And for some reason, my spirit is trapped here on Earth."
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"Well... how do you know you're supposed to go to Heaven?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"I'm not going to Heck, Butters! I'm not black, all right?!"
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"Now look:"
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"I think the reason my soul is still here is because I need closure with all my friends and loved one."
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"I can say my final goodbyes to them through you."
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"I can't."
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"Ahah I have school tomorrow."
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"This is your problem, Butters!"
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"Either you help me, or I will haunt you for the rest of your life!"
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"Uh all right."
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"- Mrs. Cartman? - Yes? Oh hi."
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"This is going to seem very strange and, and you may not believe me,"
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"but, well, your son wanted me to tell you something."
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"Oh, what is it?"
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"Tell her, tell her that I love her."
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"He says, he love you."
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"Tell her, tell her that I wish..."
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"I wish I would have been a better son sometimes!"
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"He wishes he would have been a better son sometimes."
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"It's just that, it's just that I got so caught up with the rat race of life tryin' to succeed that I... sometimes..."
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"took my family for granted!"
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"He he got caught, he got caught up in the rat race of, of taking things for granted."
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"Oh, that's so sweet. Oh, I love you too, poopiekins!"
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"Kyle, Eric wants you to know that he's, he's sorry"
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"for all the times he made fun of you being a no-good stinking Jew."
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"He's asking for your forgiveness. And and he wants you to just remember the good times."
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"Just the good times."
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"There were no good times!"
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"And if he really feels bad he can just tell me himself!"
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"I can't! Don't you understand?!"
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"He can't! Don't you understand?!"
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"All right, come on, Butters,"
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"we gotta go tell Token I'm sorry for rippin' on him for bein' black."
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"Uhh all right then."
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"It was Cartman having Butters apologize for him."
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"Dude, he did that to me this morning."
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"we'll think he's changed and let him back into our circle."
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"Yeah, we know better than to think that."
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"Okay, that takes care of Token, Clyde, and Mr. Kitty."
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"Aww, that's okay, Eric."
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"Well, it's all done."
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"My soul is at peace."
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"I think... I can go now."
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"So I won't see you again?"
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"Don't be sad, Butters."
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"Don't be sad, Butters. What awaits each person in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest,"
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"G'bye Butters. I'm goin' to a better place."
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