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Clips from South Park - The Death of Eric Cartman (S09E09)

"Some extra-crispy thighs, extra crispy?"
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"Come on guys. If we all help out, we can do it super-fast."
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"Oh boy!"
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"Why do we even hang out with him, anyway?"
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"Well it's not like we're nice to him. I mean, we rip on him all the time!"
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"Hey fags, what's going on?"
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"Dude, I was on the toilet all night from that chicken. I thought I was gonna die."
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"Do any of you guys have milk money I can borrow?"
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"Kenny!?"
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"Like they couldn't see or hear me."
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"No."
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"No, I can't be dead."
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"Apparently there was so much chicken skin in the system it just ruptured the insides."
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"Oh my God, this can't be happening!"
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"Hello! Hello! Hello!"
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"Jimmy! Jimmy, it's me, Eric!"
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"Lu lu lu, I've got some apples."
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"Well, sure I can see you."
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"Oh my God, and you can hear me??"
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"Well, jeez Eric, why wouldn't I be able to hear you?"
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"You died?? How??"
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"I don't know, but you're the only one who can."
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"Who's seeing dead people?"
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"That's right. A new form of AIDS which is resistant to drugs."
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"Just one teaspoon of super-AIDS in your butt and you're dead in three years."
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"So now you feel better? Ghosts don't exist and there's nothing to be afraid of."
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"Butters, what is going on?!"
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"But I don't want to see you!"
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"Well... how do you know you're not supposed to go to... you know..."
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"All right, I'll help you!"
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"Oh, that's so nice."
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"God forgave the Jews, you should be able to forgive me!"
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"God forgave the Jews, you should be able to forgive him!"
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"Who was that?"
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"He probably thinks if he apologizes to everyone,"
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"That's eveyone, I guess."
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"All that leaves is you, Butters."
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"Butters, I'm sorry if I ever did anything to hurt you."
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"and ten thousand dollars cash."
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"Perhaps I'll see you again sometime!"
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"Well, I guess saying goodbye wasn't enough."
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"Did you ever do anything really bad?"
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"took a crap in the principal's purse..."
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"Then there was the time I convinced a woman to have an abortion so I could build my own Shakey's Pizza."
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"Uuh, oh yeah, and there's this one kid whose parents I had killed"
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"Boy oh boy, Eric, you've got a lot to atone for."
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"It feels so good to be making up"
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"For all the things I've done wrong."
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"'Cause Jesus wants me to have a clean slate."
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"Goddamnit, what?!"
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"I'll ground him."
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"He claims that the ghost of a dead friend talks to him."
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"Just stay perfectly still now, Butters."
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"Don't worry, Mr. Stotch. Whatever traumatized yoru son in his past, we'll find it."
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"We'll do some more testing tomorrow."
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"Don't worry, Butters, I'm gonna get you out of here."
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"Doctor Lindsay, expert in the paranormal. She can tell us what to do!"
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"Wuh I hate my stupid psychotic brain!"
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"Certainly. Come in."
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"Have a seat and tell me what it is you seek."
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"Of course. That's it, Butters! We had it wrong all the time!"
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"This is breaking news!"
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"The violent men are demanding a helicopter and two hundred thousand dollars cash."
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"This psychic boy and his ghost pal are going to save the day!"
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"What the hell is that kid doing?"
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"The hostages are clear!"
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"The hostages are gone!"
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"What?!"
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"and ten thousand dollars cash."
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"We both, kind of needed each other and.."
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"well... I'm gonna miss you."
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"I'll miss you too, ghost pal."
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"Yeah Eric, we're gonna stop ignoring you now."
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"Well, anyway, we just wanna let you know."
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"Talk to you tomorrow."
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"You told me I was a ghost!"
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"How stupid are you?!"
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"GET YOU BACK!"
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"Dude, where is she? We can't wait."
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"God, this is gonna be sooo yummy."
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"Hi boys."
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"- Mom! - She's here!"
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"She's got Colonel!"
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"- I want some! - I want a breast!"
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"Uuh uh uh, not so fast."
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"You boys can help bring in the other groceries in the car, then have your chicken."
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"But Mom, we've been waiting for hours!"
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"It won't take a minute."
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"- All right. - Let's go."
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"Oh my God, that smells good."
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"All right, let's eat Colonel!"
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"Cartman, you ate the skin off of every piece of chicken!"
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"Well, I saved you all the chicken part."
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"The skin's the best part..."
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"See you at the bus stop tomorrow."
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"I can't believe that fat asshole!"
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"You can't believe it?? He does this shit all the time!"
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"Well this time he's gone too far."
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"Hello?? I've been saying this for years!"
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"Yes, but he thrives on that."
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"All right. Then let's just ignore him."
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"From now on, let's not talk to him, let's not even acknowledge him."
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"That sounds great!"
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"I think I have extra."
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"Oh wow, a Jew asking for money! There's a new one."
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"Yuh, you guys know why Jews have glassy eyes?"
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"- Here you go. - Thanks."
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"Dude, Stan, yuh you know why Jews have glassy eyes?"
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"Like Kyle?"
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"K-Kenny, you see that chick on the news that had her left titty cut off?"
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"Kenny...?"
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"Stan? Stan, it's me, Eric!"
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"Eh... Kenny. Kenny, you want fifty cents?"
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"Dude, look at me, Kyle, I'm right here!"
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"How did...?"
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"It's almost as if I were..."
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"dead."
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"I can't be dead!!"
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"All right, ma'am. We've got your new toilet installed and we'll haul away the old one away for ya."
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"Oh, you've been so helpful, I uh, just don't know how to thank you."
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