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Clips from Family Guy - Cool Hand Peter (S10E10)

"There are tracks!"
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"People make tracks!"
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"Boy, I hear you, too."
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"It's a lot of work just to keep"
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"my single guy fridge sufficiently depressing."
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"Let's see."
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"Ex-girlfriend's Yoplait."
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"Root beer from two Julys ago."
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"Here we go, expired milk."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Oh, my God, Jenny, look how young you look."
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"I sympathize with y'all."
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"Donna makes me listen to Gayle King on XM Radio 19 hours a day."
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"I tried to kill myself by"
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"swallowing a nail clipper, but I passed it."
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"What the hell happened to us?"
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"We used to be able to do whatever the hell we wanted."
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"Now here we are, in the prime of our lives,"
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"and we're slaves to our women."
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"I know. An exciting day for me"
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"is when I watch wheelchair porn."
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"Boy, do the sparks fly on those."
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"Oh, is it hot?"
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"Sometimes the director has to come on camera"
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"just to turn the chairs around."
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"Well, why don't we make our own excitement?"
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"- What do you mean? - I don't know, like,"
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"maybe the four of us should"
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"do something to reclaim our freedom."
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"Like go on a road trip, find some adventure."
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"Quagmire, that's a great idea!"
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"Let's do a road trip! Who's in?"
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"No. No, no."
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"No, n-not you, Seamus."
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"SEAMUS: Ah, poo."
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"All right, listen up, ladies."
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"We got something to say and we ain't taking "no" for an answer."
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"We are going on a road trip."
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"We don't know how long we'll be gone,"
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"and don't expect a call from us to check in."
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"This trip is about men being men."
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"We will drive after a couple of beers"
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"and not make a big federal case about it."
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"We're gonna sneeze and not put our hand over (bleep)."
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"And there ain't nothing you can do to stop us!"
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"Yeah, okay with me."
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"- Sure. - Fine."
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"That'll be nice."
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"Oh. All right, then."
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"Where are you boys going?"
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"We're going to New Orleans."
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"The party capital of America."
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"Home of the All-You-Can-Pee Street."
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"We all know what's going on here."
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"It's just implied, but we all know"
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"what's going on in this thought bubble."
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"The kids don't know, but we do."
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"Boy, I'm sure getting my money's worth out of this rental car."
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"Would you rather be a hobo with a five percent chance"
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"of getting inherited by a rich guy"
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"or be Hitler two years before the end of World War II?"
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"'Cause you know you're gonna have to shoot yourself,"
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"but you still got two more years as Hitler."
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"If you're the hobo, do you, uh,"
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"have a place to sleep, like an underpass or...?"
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"Different every night."
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"certain policies so that maybe I'm looked on"
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"more favorably at the end of the war?"
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"No, you already screwed up big-time-- lot of dead Jews."
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"Blue, but Midwestern blue."
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"Oh, boy. (grumbling)"
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"Dude, why do you keep trying to make Hitler work?"
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"Am I allowed to kill other hobos to increase my odds?"
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"Kill anyone you like; you're a hobo."
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"So, wait, I would also be a paralyzed Hitler?"
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"Would I be a black Hitler?"
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"Yes. No."
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"Well, wait a minute, now how come I got to be"
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"crippled Hitler and he's still white Hitler?"
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"If you got such a problem with it, Joe, just be the hobo!"
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"This one isn't very fun."
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"Wait a minute, where are we?"
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"You think we made a wrong turn?"
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"I hope not."
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"These backwoods parts of the Deep South"
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"(siren wailing)"
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"Don't worry about it, guys."
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"to be talked down to by big-shot Northerners."
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"Officer, what is it?"
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"We are in a tremendous urban rush."
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"You fellas ain't from around here, are you?"
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"Is this saying anything?"
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"A-doy-doy-doy-doy!"
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"We're very sorry, Sheriff, and we want to cooperate"
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"to the fullest extent possible."
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"You threatening me?"
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"Uh, no, sir."
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"Who you calling "sir," boy?"
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"I'm an officer of the law, paid by this county."
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"And I can't help noticing you got a headlight out."
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"Really? I don't see any..."
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"Now, look, sir,"
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"I'm a police officer, too."
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"I know all the games; I use them myself."
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"So what do you say we just work something out?"
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"So, you're a cop, huh?"
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"Let me see your badge."
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"Looks like you're a civilian now."
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"I'm gonna have to search your vehicle."
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"Well, lookie here."
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"What do we got in this thing?"
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"Oh, come on! You planted that there!"
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"Oh, my God, why am I driving drunk"
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"You boys are in a lot of trouble."
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"Dispatch, Sheriff Nichols."
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"Bringing in four perpetrators"
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"under suspicion of drug possession."
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"Descriptions: one African-American,"
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"one crippled, one skinny, one handsome."
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"Yes."
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