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Clips from The Simpsons - Ned 'N' Edna's Blend (S23E23)

"Boom. Done. This guy's perfect!"
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"You understand why God would have forsaken him."
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"Well, congratulations, Homer."
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"I guess this is just my cross to bear."
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"What's that a reference to?"
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"Oh!"
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"Ooh, nice and roomy."
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"Our Lord sure knew how to keep 'em cool."
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"Dad? Yes, sweetie?"
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"First of all,"
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"Whee! Whee!"
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"I just hope you're going to take this seriously."
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"Oh, yes, Lisa."
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"Very seriously. Whee!"
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"Dad, the story of the Passion"
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"And although I personally follow"
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"to a Florida game."
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"O Lord, why have you placed"
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"It'll be fine."
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"Just learn your lines."
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"Does Jesus have a big part in this thing?"
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"What?"
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"Why do I succeed at everything I audition for?"
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"Dear Lord, I know you see all,"
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"but trust me, You do not want to see this."
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"And so our Lord was brought before Pontius Pilate."
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"He calls himself "King of the Jews.""
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"Oh, boy."
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"Okay, be straight with me."
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"You can probably plead this down to crucifixion."
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"Do you call yourself King of the Jews?"
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"Thou sayest it."
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"Wow, I'm so moved I renounce science,"
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"with the facts, and the peer reviews,"
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"and the hypotheses tested by evidence."
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"What shall I do then with Jesus,"
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"which is called Christ?"
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"They cannot judge me."
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"Only my father can judge me."
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"Crucify him!"
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"I'll take you with me, old man!"
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"Jesus was handed a heavy cross,"
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"and upon his brow was placed a crown..."
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"...of thorns."
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"Weep not for me,"
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"but weep for yourselves."
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"You know, Homer's giving it the old Bible-college try."
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"Maybe I should've dialed down the Doubting Thomas."
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"Looks like someone didn't follow the underwear rule!"
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"Tonight you shall be at my right hand in heaven."
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"All right!"
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"It pays to network at these things."
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"Jesus cried again with a loud voice"
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"Lord, forgive me for my pride."
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"All wise as always, you have rightly raised Homer above me."
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"Out of my way, stupid Flanders! Ow!"
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"Ah, I knew we should've done Spamalot."
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"I'll just make them think this was planned."
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"♪ Who's to say ♪"
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"♪ This didn't happen ♪"
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"♪ Who's to say ♪"
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"doodily..."
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"No atheist blood, please."
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"Sorry, ma'am, only members of the immediate family allowed in."
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"Ned and Edna, married?"
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"That's right. Ha!"
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"Wow! Oh, my goodness."
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"Hey, Dad."
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"you'd eat your hat?"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Ooh, licorice!"
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"Mmm, historically inaccurate."
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"Well, it was nice having a secret marriage while it lasted."
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"Um..."
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"No, but I'm sure Newt Gingrich wouldn't steer us wrong."
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"At least in the hospital"
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"we can just enjoy a nice, quiet moment together."
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"Congratulations, you two!"
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"We're so, so happy for you."
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"Welcome to marriage."
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"Another good man bites the dust."
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"Homer!"
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"I'm talking about this guy!"
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"Oh, I sure envy him."
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"Homer!"
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"I mean, I envy Flanders,"
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"once again enjoying the joys of marriage."
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"Let's put it to a vote, America."
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"Enough with the voting."
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"Ned, Edna, why didn't you tell us?"
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"'Cause everyone in this town"
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"Nedding bells are ringing."
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"See what happens when Teachy met Preachy"
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"on Channel 6,"
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"your source for news-based puns."
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"I was just down the hall getting some very bad news,"
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"and I saw there was a party going on."
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"Congratulations from the Mayor. Vote Quimby."
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"Many happy returns!"
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"Hope you're both happy."
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"I would like to make a toast."
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"My Dearest, let me be the first to offer you"
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"the hearty handshake that would've climaxed"
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"our own wedding day..."
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"Seymour, did you use my wig glue to patch your shoes again?"
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"I tied them together with used dental floss,"
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"as per your memo!"
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"Everybody out. Now!"
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"Not you. Mmm."
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"And thank you for "cigarette mommy.""
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"Oh, honey, please don't call me that."
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"Okay, "do-over mommy.""
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"Boys, you will please call your new mother"
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"How about "Edna?""
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"It's disrespectful"
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"to call a grown-up by their first name."
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"Bart! Don't call me that!"
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"Which one? "Homer" or "fat ass"?"
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"Why, you little..."
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"They're both bad, and I suspect you know it!"
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