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Clips from The Simpsons - Ned 'N' Edna's Blend (S23E23)

"♪ The Simpsons 23x21 ♪ Ned 'n' Edna's Blend Original Air Date on May 7, 2012"
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"to depict the sizzling final days"
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"of the Nathan Lane of the New Testament, Jesus Christ."
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"Now remember, this is the Passion Play,"
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"Hitler mashups! And Lenny's story about Cancun."
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"Ah-ha-ha. Name's Ned Flanders."
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"He was a god who turned water into wine"
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"Ooh!"
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"the enlightened teachings of Lord Buddha,"
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"It's like wearing a Florida State jersey"
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"He's in every scene."
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"What's he in for?"
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"Crucify him!"
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"Ooh!"
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"Daughters of Jerusalem!"
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"This man is totally the Son of God."
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"and yielded up his spirit."
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"I'm not licked."
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"♪ And curtain! ♪"
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"It's okay. She's my wife."
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"makes such a big heckabaloo out of everything."
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"O Lord, please bless our blended family."
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"whatever she feels comfortable with."
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"Mom says get your fat ass over to the Flanders'."
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"Get your hands off of me, you fat ass!"
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"Ned, Edna."
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"Look at those squares,"
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"Okay, Simpsons."
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"Okay, there's no school;"
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"Thank God, a real kid."
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"You want my advice on dealing with the Hardly Boys?"
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"you're holding hands with your brother."
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"Tie the knot at the top of Mount Everest"?"
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"Snippy? How can you say that in those shoes?"
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""Ourcissors, Ourselves.""
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"We have to live among them."
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"Sorry. I'm still a pre-op transhander."
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"we've never seen a step-parent before."
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"Well, first of all, I think talking dogs"
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"Secondly, we're watching"
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"'cause I underestimated her."
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"abstract sculptures."
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"I majored in religious studies."
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"You really put on a great reception, Marge."
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"Thank you. Everyone's having a great time."
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"Helen, have a canapé."
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"But not too much."
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"but it's eerie how superior they are."
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"you buy Rod sneakers that light up like Times Square."
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"Shoes are shoes and lights are lights."
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"This marriage isn't perfect!"
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"No video! Party over!"
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"And that's that. Another story in the classic,"
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"infallible three-act structure."
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"Good enough for Aristotle,"
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"Well, I'm not hanging around for that."
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"Four acts..."
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"I'm just saying it won't get better"
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"unless you talk to an adult."
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"Bart, is there something you want to tell us?"
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"And what he says is true because it's in all caps."
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"Ned, I realized long ago there are some things"
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"Bart, just tell us the problem."
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"you haven't had time to study."
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"And I'm Peter Pencil."
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"Oh, Ned, I'm sorry, too."
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"and they're as happy as a ribbon in a Bible."
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"Sleazy Sam would like to welcome our special"
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"grand-opening star, Jesus."
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"Welcome, money changers."
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"♪ Hens love roosters, geese love ganders ♪"
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"♪ My mustache is bristly, my letters are epistly ♪"
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"♪ And I don't want to mislead you ♪"
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"♪ I want to take a nap. ♪"
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"Okely-dokely."
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"Shh!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Okay, people, we are trying"
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"not The Phone It In Play."
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"not the I Once Had Three Shows on Broadway Simultaneously"
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"But I Blew All My Money on Coke and Now Here I Am Play,"
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"so let's do this thing!"
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"Hi. My name is Milhouse Van Houten,"
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"and I am auditioning for the role of Child Who Points."
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"Yeah, okay, point stage left."
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"I prepared right!"
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"Well, I better get going."
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"This is starting to feel a little churchy."
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"and Dad gets to leave?"
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"I already have my part."
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"Man Who Buys Ticket, But Doesn't Show Up."
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"Also, the Passion Play isn't stupid."
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"It's the greatest story ever told."
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"Maybe it was once,"
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"Krusty vs. the F.D.A."
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"Game Six of the 2011 World Series."
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"Yeah, why aren't we doing Lenny's story?"
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"That thing's hilarious."
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"Not so hilarious for me."
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"I nearly lost a toe."
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"That's what you get"
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"for having a monkey give you a foot massage."
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"My bucket list is my business."
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"Next audition!"
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"Credits include Jesus in the Passion Play last year,"
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"Jesus in the Passion Play the year before that,"
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"Jesus, Jesus, a kindly hobo who turns out to be--"
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"you guessed it-- Saint Peter..."
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"Enough! Enough, already."
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"I'm so bored I'm ready to introduce myself"
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"to my two assistants here."
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"You will be a non-speaking Pharisee."
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"But-but-but... Jesus didn't stammer!"
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"His voice hit the back of the theater!"
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"He said simple things that many followed."
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"Just like me on Twitter!"
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"And he was tragically killed while still in his 30s..."
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"D'oh! ...after an all-night dinner."
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"I'm your Jesus! Me!"
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