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Clips from Friends - The One After Vegas (S06E06)

"They let you get married."
Friends
"Most people who marry in Vegas are drunk."
Friends
"Heh, I'm drunk right now."
Friends
"I can't have a mimosa with breakfast? I'm on vacation."
Friends
"What are you gonna do?"
Friends
"- Well, I guess we find a divorce lawyer. - Uh-huh."
Friends
"Well, I think, I think Ross already has one."
Friends
"Now, this one's free, right?"
Friends
"Because you paid for the first two, third one free."
Friends
"Laugh it up, but the joke's on you..."
Friends
"...because we don't need to get divorced."
Friends
"- We're just gonna get an annulment. JOEY: An annulment?"
Friends
"Ross, I don't think surgery is the answer here."
Friends
"Oh, that's your thing!"
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"Your thing, that you're the guy who gets divorced."
Friends
"Oh, yeah."
Friends
"No, no, that's not "my thing.""
Friends
"I do not love getting divorced."
Friends
"Yes, you do. This is your third divorce."
Friends
"You love divorce so much, you're probably gonna marry it..."
Friends
"[LAUGHING]"
Friends
"...and then it won't work out, so you're gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy."
Friends
"I'm so drunk."
Friends
"- So, what should we do? - I don't know."
Friends
"I know I love you."
Friends
"- I know I love you. - Heh."
Friends
"...to where they have the marriages" thing? I love you."
Friends
"That's a good question."
Friends
"Last night we let the dice decide."
Friends
"We should leave it up to fate again. I love you!"
Friends
"We don't get married unless there's a sign."
Friends
"You roll another eight, then there's a sign that we should get married."
Friends
"All right. Eight we get married..."
Friends
"...but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, we don't get married."
Friends
"- Sounds great. - Okay."
Friends
"DEALER: Hey, we got a shooter."
Friends
"Come on, eight."
Friends
"Yes, yes, eight."
Friends
"DEALER: Eight, easy eight."
Friends
"- Wow, I can't believe I rolled an eight. - That was so unlikely."
Friends
"- Well, let's get married. I guess. - Aah."
Friends
"That wasn't hard. Last night I rolled a hard eight."
Friends
"- Agh! Aah! - Unh, I wanted it so bad!"
Friends
"- Wanna go pack? - Yeah."
Friends
"- We're doing the right thing, right? - Oh, of course we are."
Friends
"Heh, we left it up to fate."
Friends
"If we were supposed to get married, there would be a sign."
Friends
"Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely."
Friends
"[GROANS]"
Friends
"Come on, Joey. You can't win if you don't ask any..."
Friends
"[SHOUTS] ...questions!"
Friends
"Aah! Aah."
Friends
"- What? - You promised me a fun road trip."
Friends
"We've been on the road for 6 hours, and you've been asleep for 5 and a half."
Friends
"We are switching, and you are going to drive back."
Friends
"That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper."
Friends
"All right. All right."
Friends
"Yeah. And until then, you are going to sing to me."
Friends
"Because the radio's broken, and you are selfish, but you have a nice voice."
Friends
"- Really? - Sing!"
Friends
"[SINGS] I wanna rock 'n' roll all night"
Friends
"Are my eyes open?"
Friends
"No!"
Friends
"[BOTH SCREAM]"
Friends
"- Hey. - Hey, hubby. Heh."
Friends
"Yeah. Actually, um, I wanted to talk to you..."
Friends
"...about that whole annulment thing. - Uh-huh?"
Friends
"Yeah, I'm not gonna do that."
Friends
"[BOTH LAUGH]"
Friends
"- Okay. - Heh."
Friends
"So we'll just stay married."
Friends
"Yes, exactly."
Friends
"And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller."
Friends
"Wow, this is so amazing."
Friends
"I, uh, really thought I'd have to talk you into this more."
Friends
"Ha, ha. Now I'm scared because I don't actually think you're kidding."
Friends
"I'm not kidding."
Friends
"Look, I... I... Heh."
Friends
"I can't have three failed marriages."
Friends
"I can't, okay?"
Friends
"I am not gonna be that guy."
Friends
"[STAMMERS]"
Friends
"So, what, we just stay married forever?"
Friends
"Okay, how...?"
Friends
"How is this going to affect you, really?"
Friends
"...instead of checking the box "Miss," you check the box that says, "Mrs.""
Friends
"It's right next to it."
Friends
"Okay. I'm sorry, you're right. You know what?"
Friends
"We can stay married..."
Friends
"...because I thought that the boxes were far away from each other."
Friends
"All right. Look, just..."
Friends
"...please take a moment here..."
Friends
"...and think about what you're asking of me. Okay?"
Friends
"You are asking me to be your wife."
Friends
"And, as my wife, I think you should grant me this favor."
Friends
"Well, you did pull his hair."
Friends
"- He took my snack. - I'm not getting into this again."
Friends
"Well, I told you not to walk. Here."
Friends
"There. There. Okay."
Friends
"How could you pick up a hitchhiker?"
Friends
"Don't you think I asked him that before he got in?"
Friends
"I'm not talking to you. You go back to sleep."
Friends
"- And, you, are you a rapist? - No."
Friends
"Do you like car games?"
Friends
"Yeah, you know the, uh, license plate game?"
Friends
"I love the license plate game!"
Friends
"Ooh, I'll play. I'll play."
Friends
"No, you need your sleep. Night-night. Shh."
Friends
"- Hey. - Hey."
Friends
"Listen. I know you wanted to talk to me..."
Friends
"...but I have an idea that may make you wanna stay married."
Friends
"Uh..."
Friends
"We register..."
Friends
"...and you get to keep all the presents."
Friends
"No, Ross, come on. No, listen."
Friends
"I've thought about how to tell you this, and, um, the bottom line, Ross..."
Friends
"...is we cannot stay married."
Friends
"Ahem. Okay. You know what this is?"
Friends
"This is a difference of opinion."
Friends
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