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Clips from 30 Rock - Leap Day (S06E06)

"- This is all for you, Liz. - What?"
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"Watching you every night on that stage"
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"and realizing my dad was wrong."
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"I do like girls."
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"Oh, boy. Okay."
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"Do you know why I spun off Xaro and sold it to Kabletown?"
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"In Game of Thrones, Xaro is a rich merchant prince"
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"who wishes to acquaint himself with the mother of dragons."
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"Liz, wait! $10 million!"
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"I want you to take my virginity"
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"on leap night"
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"for $10 million."
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"Fine, 20."
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"- No, Thad, I... - Don't answer yet."
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"I mean, okay, unless you were gonna say yes."
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"- No, you heard me say no. - Don't answer yet."
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"Don't answer yet."
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"Oh, come... ... on."
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"Aah!"
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"Son of a glub."
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"You appeared in that ad for nothing."
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"Well the joke's on you because that"
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"commercial never aired for unexplained reasons."
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"Oh, God, you call for help!"
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"Now let's get started, bring us a bottle of your finest wine."
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"Of course, Mr. Jordan."
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"That will be $12."
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"Thad just indecentproposal-ed me."
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"Oh, my God, that's the gold digger's dream."
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"- Where is he? - No, Jenna."
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"He's been in love with me since college."
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"He only wants me."
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"And you're still here."
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"You're considering it."
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"Liz, you know you're not doing this."
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"I'm on a sexual walkabout."
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"Honey, I'm about to do something pretty... crazy."
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"You should."
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"It's Leap Day. Real life is for march."
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"No, just hear me out."
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"Nothing that happens on Leap Day counts."
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"Nothing that happens on Leap Day counts."
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"Well, then, here goes nothing."
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"Aah!"
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"Criss, I'm about to do something pretty crazy."
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"You should, it's Leap Day."
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"No, hear me out, because this could really ruin..."
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"No, it doesn't matter."
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"Nothing that happens on Leap Day counts."
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"It looks like we've got a slut-off on our hands."
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"- Never. - We can't keep eating!"
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"This is important."
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"Angie, my lawyer, my imaginary friend, Dotcom."
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"Tray, I'm real."
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"I moved your furniture."
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"And, yeah, Leap Day has become too commercial."
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"And people have forgotten what it really means,"
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"but I remember."
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"One Leap Day when I was a kid, the Harlem River froze,"
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"and I decided to cross it carrying my brick collection."
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"I told him not to."
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"No one can hear you, Dotcom."
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"Then I fell through the ice."
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"They still don't know who pulled me out."
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"Charlie Rangel gave me a medal."
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"I like to think it was Leap Day William."
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"You really believe in Leap Day William?"
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"Then I tried to eat all this benihana."
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"Now I don't know anymore."
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"But I can explain."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Wow, you're famous."
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"I have screen grabs of all your nip s."
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"What was the dance that Rolf did for Liesl?"
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"Did it go like this?"
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"Oh, yes."
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"That's it."
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"That's how Rolf danced."
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"Mmm."
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"Why don't you go and get me and Liz some drinks?"
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"Very well."
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"If you're really gonna do this, you better get a move on."
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"with daddy issues, former ballerinas who had to quit"
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"They're gonna hear about the horny billionaire,"
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"They're coming Liz. Click click."
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"Click click."
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"Sir, you don't look so good."
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"I can't be sick."
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"I won't lose money on Leap Day."
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"I'm just gonna rest a second."
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"Please get better, sir."
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"I've dug too many graves."
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"I do have a long, elegant face, thank you,"
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"but I can't enjoy your compliment, because I'm sad."
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"to help sell candy."
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"Could that be Leap Day William trying to get out?"
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"Leap Day William would tell you"
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"everything's gonna be all right, Tracy,"
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"as long as you remember where you come from."
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"Thanks."
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"So, what should we do now?"
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"What are you? An intercourse monster?"
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"I'm sorry. I'm nervous."
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"Is sex like when the Na'vi intertwine their hair braids?"
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"Sure."
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"Yeah, Thad, that's exactly what it's like."
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"Okay, look, if we're gonna do this,"
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"we kinda need to do it now, okay, before..."
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"Oh, no."
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"What is this?"
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"Kenneth, is that me?"
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"Oh, I'm not Kenneth."
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"I'm the spirit of Leap Day."
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"Welcome to your Leap Day past."
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"Jackie, we can't go to the parade today."
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"I got called into work... at the hospital... where I'm a nurse."
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"Why are you showing me this?"
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"This is the kind of adversity"
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"that made me the man I am today."
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"Good. Cry."
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