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Clips from Sex and the City - Bay of Married Pigs (S01E01)

"Yes, please. Thank you very much."
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"And what? Single women prowl beach houses..."
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"Miranda had given this topic some thought."
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"Married women are threatened because we can have sex..."
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"Face it, ladies. If you're still single, you are not to be trusted."
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"Come on! Not all married women feel that way."
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"You're right. Not all."
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"That's not true."
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"- I hate those. - Okay, yes, I have."
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"I hate it when you're the only single person at a dinner party..."
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"Was Miranda right? Were we enemies?"
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"They remind me of how desperate I used to be."
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"When women get married, they forget who they are."
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"My best buddy and I did everything together."
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"Then he married this girl who doesn't like me."
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"Now I only see him on Super Bowl Sunday."
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"It's all about what you want out of life."
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"Some people, like me, choose to grow up..."
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"Live an empty, haunted life of stunted adolescence."
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"No, it's not a cold war. It's an out-and-out battle."
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"And it isn't just straight people."
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"Every gay guy I know is running off to Hawaii..."
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"putting on a caftan, reciting vows..."
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"and feeling superior to me."
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"- Caftan? - Oh, yes, with orchid leis."
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"I miss the old times when everyone was alone."
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"Now I'm starting to feel like I'm an outcast in the outcasts."
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"Oh, my God! Joe!"
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"It's been years. I haven't seen you since you were..."
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"- Still am. - I love Miss Saigon."
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"Oh, this is my friend Stanford."
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"This is my life partner Lou."
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"Oh, look at that."
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"- Congratulations. - Where are you registered?"
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"How about you? Are you married?"
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"Not really. I mean no!"
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"You think about it, and give us a call."
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"- We'll pay. - Great seeing you."
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"I had just experienced single-bashing for the new millennium."
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"Meanwhile, in a park downtown..."
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"Miranda was obliged to attend her firm's annual softball game."
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"except when a lawyer steals a base, he gets promoted."
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"All right. Let's get it over with."
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"Panicked at the idea of spending another firm function labeled as a leper..."
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"Miranda had agreed to be fixed up on a blind date."
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"Miranda, this is Syd. Syd, Miranda."
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"Look at you two. It's a perfect match."
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"I'm gonna get a soda. You want a soda?"
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"- Yeah. - I'm gonna get us a soda."
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"I've been with the firm eight months. I haven't once seen you with a guy."
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"Circumstantial, Jeff. I'm single."
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"Christ! When did being single translate into being gay?"
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"No, I'll do it."
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"Brave Miranda marched right over and told Syd she wasn't."
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"They had a good laugh and decided to stay and play ball."
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"even the firm's senior partner."
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"- That was quite a play, ladies. - It's all about teamwork, Charles."
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"My wife and I are having a dinner party on the 12th."
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"We'd love it if you both could make it."
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"We'd love to."
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"Later that night, Miranda gave me the lowdown on her day."
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"He's barely spoken to me. All of a sudden, it's "Chip.""
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"So you're going to the dinner?"
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"Yup. I'm determined to make partner in this firm..."
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"even if I have to be a lesbian partner."
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"After Miranda left, I had a thought."
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"and infiltrate the enemy camp."
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"Well, I don't think of us as married so much as together."
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"I guess I should stop seeing other men."
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"What about you? You like being single?"
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"Most of the time, yeah."
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"and they sit you at the kid's table."
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"Don't start crying. He's such a pussy."
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"But you do want to get married someday, right?"
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"I don't know."
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"I'm beginning to think I may not be the marrying kind."
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"than I wondered if they were true."
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"We just about to have dessert. Want to join us?"
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"Sure."
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"Another time I hate being single is when married friends "surprise" fix you up."
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"Two espressos and a tiramisu later..."
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"I had learned that Sean was the youngest of three brothers..."
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"had his own investment firm..."
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"- You know this was a fix-up, right? - Oh, please."
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"Wow. That's great."
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"It was then I realized I was having coffee with the marrying guy."
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"Sure."
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"Over the next week and a half, I met Sean for a movie..."
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"and I helped him pick out a top of the line cheese grater at Williams-Sonoma."
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"My buddies are giving me a big housewarming on the 12th."
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"- You should come and bring your friends. - Sounds like fun."
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"He was like the flesh-and-blood equivalent of a DKNY dress."
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"You know it's not your style, but it's right there so you try it on anyway."
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"It was the night of the 12th. On the East Side..."
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"On the West Side, a trio of single gals..."
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"went to a single guy's housewarming party."
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"How did you manage to get a new boyfriend in a week?"
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"He's not my boyfriend. He's just somebody I'm trying on."
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"for chocolate bars and nylons."
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"Kitchen. You can't miss it. Room with the stove."
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"I'll give you the grand tour."
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"No fear, no pity, no pointing."
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"Were Sean's friends cold war conscientious objectors..."
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"or was it just that I was "figured out"?"
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"That depends. What are your expectations?"
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"His wife."
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"And this is the den."
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"but someday this is gonna be the kid's room."
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"Look."
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"What do you think?"
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"Oh, my God. You're doing tequila shots?"
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"You see that buddy over there?"
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"See that buddy over there?"
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"Maybe we should start tagging your married men..."
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"and that way you can keep track of them."
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"No guy buys a classic six on the Upper West Side..."
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"unless they are seriously thinking about marriage."
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"If you turn into one of those married assholes..."
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"I'll kill you."
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"Plus, he owns his own business, and he's got 300,000 in the bank."
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