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Clips from Sex and the City - Bay of Married Pigs (S01E01)

"My friend Patience and her husband..."
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"Patience and Peter were the perfect married couple."
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"and they looked like they fell out of a J. Crew catalog."
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"And it is hot."
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"It is hot all the way from Houston and West Broadway..."
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"to 72nd and Madison."
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"Hampton houseguests are always required to sing for their supper."
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"Patience went out to get juice and muffins."
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"Good!"
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"- I didn't know what to do or say. - Great!"
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"Sunny day."
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"Honey, did Carrie see your dick in the hall?"
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"Yeah, she caught me on the way to the bathroom."
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"Oh. "On the way to the bathroom.""
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"Oh, yeah! The good muffins."
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"I barely had time to shove a "good muffin" in my purse..."
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"Oh, honey, I'd love some fresh pepper."
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"hoping for glimpses of their friends' husbands' dicks?"
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"- How good a friend was she? - What's the difference?"
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"When someone gets married, all bets are off."
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"And they're afraid we're gonna have it anytime, anywhere with their husbands."
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"I would never sleep with a married man."
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"What makes you so sure you haven't? Wedding rings come off, you know."
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"Are you telling me you haven't gotten those "poor single you" looks?"
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"and they all look at you like you're a..."
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"- Loser. - Leper."
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"- Whore. - Exactly!"
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""We" hate that restaurant."
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"face reality and get married."
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"Others choose to, what?"
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"I was gonna say in Miss Saigon."
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"- Barney's. - I was kidding."
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"- What? - Lou and I want to have a child."
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"We already have a surrogate, but we need a topnotch egg."
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"What are your feelings about donating one?"
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"Listen, here's our card."
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"I was no longer considered a person."
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"another single woman was about to be humiliated."
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"Jeff."
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"Pretty great, huh? Can I pick 'em or what?"
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"Yeah. I'm not gay."
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"- Chip. - Chip."
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"Just some couples, nothing fancy."
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"So you think it's just because they think you're in a couple?"
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"I know it. I've been with the firm for two years."
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"A lawyer named Chip. Gotta love that."
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"They just want us figured out."
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"I felt it was time to stop all the speculation..."
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"Remember that day you wore the white dress and we got all the flatware?"
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"Like family functions when you're the only one that's not married..."
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"Or when you two eat off the same fork, I just..."
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"Oh, man, that's so sweet."
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"Really?"
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"No sooner had the words come out of my mouth..."
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"This is our friend Carrie."
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"I could smell it before you walked in the door."
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"My parents met on a fix-up..."
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"and they will be married 41 years next month."
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"I met him for another movie..."
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"- So are his friends cute? - Don't know. I haven't met them yet."
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"Everywhere I looked, people were standing in twos."
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"It was like Noah's Upper West Side rent controlled ark."
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"It's all married couples."
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"You must be Charlotte."
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"- And you have to be Samantha. - Yeah. Where's the bar?"
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"As I moved through the married couples, I noticed something was different."
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"My accountant says that it's best to go with low-risk stocks."
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"Honey, I need you to come over here and meet someone."
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"Honey, I really need you in the other room."
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"Thanks. I'm using this room as an office now..."
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"Okay, I owe you."
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"I fucked him."
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"I fucked him too."
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"Some people read palms. Charlotte read real estate."
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"An hour and a half into this housewarming..."
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"I had gone from party guest to prisoner of war."
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"Samantha is totally drunk. I've gotta get her out of here."
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"Oh, God. More friends."
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"Surprise!"
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"Oh. Well, listen. About what happened at your beach house..."
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"Big pepper mill dick!"
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"She is a real find."
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"to bend your ear about my work at the firm."
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"and wondered how much longer she could fight the war..."
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"Charlotte cursed tequila and forced Samantha into a cab."
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"She decided Samantha was too drunk to get home alone..."
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"and insisted she spend the night on her couch."
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"- Can I have a cigarette? - Sure."
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"Jesus."
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"I really shouldn't. Somebody might see."
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"Why don't you come upstairs, just for a minute?"
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"a woman's touch on me."
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"It's just..."
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"I was trying you on."
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"I don't understand you women."
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"And none of you says yes. What the fuck?"
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"I always wanted this pattern for formal dining."
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"As I sifted through the rubble of my marriage skirmish..."
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"I had a thought."
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"Sure, it'd be great to have that one special person to walk home with..."
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"invited me to the Hamptons for the weekend."
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"They were fun, smart..."
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"If their house wasn't right on the beach, I would have hated them."
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"So he gets in the cab and slides up next to me."
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"Single people give married friends tidbits from their sexual escapades."
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"Morning."
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"She'll be right back."
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"full-frontal friend."
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"I only knew one thing... that's way too much Peter before coffee."
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"- Good morning. - Hey."
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"Got some fresh juice and the good muffins."
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"So what's happening?"
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"I ran into Peter in the hallway without his underwear on."
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"P.S. Congratulations."
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"So what are we doing today?"
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"before I was on my way back to New York."
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"I'm confused. Why would he do that? Did he want to have sex with you?"
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"I don't know. It didn't feel sexual."
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"Maybe we wanted to show it off. Like a monkey."
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"- So how big was it? - Fresh pepper?"
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