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Clips from The Simpsons - Das Bus (S09E09)

"- [Thunderclap] - Exactly 300!"
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"Uh, can't make it in today, Mr. Smithers."
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"Well, uh, I heard they sent a rocket to the sun once- at night."
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"the exports of Libya are numerous in amount."
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"- Point of"odor." Lisa stinks. - [All Laughing]"
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"- [Shouting] - ## [Singing]"
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"or do you just want to squabble and waste time?"
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"Have a great weekend, kids. Be nice to the underprivileged countries."
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"[Gasps] What the-"
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"It burns! I can't see!"
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"[Squawking]"
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"[Children Shouting]"
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"[Squawking]"
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"[Shouting]"
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"[All Shouting]"
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"What the- [Groans]"
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"Zeppelin rules!"
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"- [Gasping] - I guess this is the end, Wendell."
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"I think I'm getting swimmer's ear!"
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"[Gasps]"
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"This is all Lisa's fault. She started the stupid U.N. club."
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"Yeah! You and your stupid grapefruit almost got us killed!"
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"[Chittering]"
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"- Cool! - Yeah!"
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"And maybe a little wine for the older kids."
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"[Groaning]"
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"Yeah? Well, your tree house looks kinda crummy too."
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"[Groaning]"
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"Well, I'm done for."
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"Whoa!"
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"- Monster! - [All Screaming]"
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"There's no monster, you big scaredy."
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"[Singsongy] Scaredy got scared!"
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"No problem. We can use scaredy's glasses."
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"What's that sound?"
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"There you go. Good as new."
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"No, it's not. It's my tummy."
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"[Grunts]"
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"Oh!"
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"Does anyone here like food?"
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"[All Cheering]"
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"We may have to live on this food for a long time. So no more till tomorrow."
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"- But I'm hungry now. - Yeah."
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"- Me too. - Yeah."
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"Let's not forget what we learned in the U.N. club."
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"You forget that I have the glasses."
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"I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection..."
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"I remind you. We are not here to debate the existence of monsters."
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"- I rest my case. - Prosecutor, your witness."
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"You liar! You did it, you lying jerk! Take that! You did it!"
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"but since there's no proof, I must find him not guilty."
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"- All right! - [All Grumbling]"
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"[Groans]"
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"Stop! Leave Milhouse alone. Help me out here, Bart."
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"I don't know, Lise. To be honest, that verdict made me pretty angry."
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"Oh, they have the Internet on computers now."
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"Homer, Bill Gates is here."
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"Don't let the haircut fool you. I'm exceedingly wealthy."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks."
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"[Whooping Continues]"
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"You two go ahead. And carry me with you."
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"- [Groans] - Oh, come on, man."
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"Ah, shut up. Savages."
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"##[Chorus Singing]"
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"D'oh! [Screams]"
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"[Thunderclap]"
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"[Male Voice] Noah, thou shalt build'st thyself an ark..."
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"measuring 300 cubits in length."
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"300 cubits, give or take."
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"And thou shalt takest two of every creature-"
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"Two creatures."
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"- Even stink beetles? - Especially stink beetles."
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"[Thunderclap]"
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"Whoa, cool! God is so "in your face.""
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"- Yeah. He's my favorite fictional character. - Ooh."
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"It's so late. You kids have to go to bed."
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"But the flood's only knee high."
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"- At least let us watch till the midgets drown. - Yeah, Mom. Come on."
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"You let us stay up to watch Troy McClure in such other Bible epics as..."
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"David Versus Super-Goliath and Suddenly, Last Supper."
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"Go, Lise. Way to cite precedent."
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"Oh, all right. You can stay up late tonight..."
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"- but tomorrow everyone's going to bed at 5:00. - Whoo-hoo!"
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"Aw. Those poor badgers are soaked."
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"Quiet. God looks like he has something important to say."
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"[God] Go forth, Noah. And remember..."
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"the key to salvation is-"
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"You've seen the movie. Now meet a real-life Noah."
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"Only this Noah has been accused of killing two of every animal."
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"Coming up next on A.M. Springfield."
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"[Gasps] Oh, my goodness."
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"That was a long movie. It's time for school. Let's go! Let's go!"
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"I have smallpox."
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"Well, it wasrt wiped out in my house!"
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"Okay, delegates. You leave tomorrow for the statewide Model U. N..."
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"so this is our last chance to bone up."
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"And bone we will."
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"- Lighten up, Lise. - Finland, let's see that native dance."
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"- ## [Humming] - Smile more."
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"Work that pelvis. No, too much smile."
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"Sit down. Roland, tell us about your natiors achievements."
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"And there was that submarine with the screen doors."
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"No, no, no, no, no. Young man, you need to do some serious boning."
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"Oh, grow up, Lise."
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"[Laughs] Nice touch."
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"Uh- [Clears Throat] Let's see. Uh..."
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"One thing they export is corn."
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"Or, as the Indians call it, maize."
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"Another famous Indian was Crazy Horse."
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"In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrasts. Thank you."
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"Ow. I can't breathe."
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"- Please stop him. - Oh, I'd like to, but I'm afraid he has diplomatic immunity."
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"Point of order. If we want to learn anything, we must respect-"
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"- Hey. Leave her alone. - You leave her alone."
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"- [All Shouting] - You're the one who started it!"
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"Order. Order. Do you kids want to be like the real U. N..."
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"Or not enough."
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"Okay, kids. Otto's in charge."
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