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Clips from Taxi - A Full House for Christmas (S01E01)

"Last year, I went to a sit-down dinner"
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"Ma can't wait to see you."
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"Huh?"
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"or consideration."
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"That'd be swell, but from what I saw,"
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"I just hope you guys like what I got you."
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"No, Mrs. De Palma, I don't know why people have children."
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"I don't want to."
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"Hey, how did you do at the poker table?"
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"poker player in the company, Alex."
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"for something special--"
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"Great party."
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"Hey, what do you mean? I mean, what's one on one?"
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"Hello, honey, I'm just leaving the garage now,"
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"$2,500."
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"That stinks."
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"Yeah, I got it."
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"* Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah... *"
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"( theme music playing )"
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"( bells pealing )"
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"So, what are you and Suzanne doing for Christmas, John?"
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"Oh, her parents are having a party."
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"How about you?"
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"for 80 people."
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"80 People. Wow!"
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"Yeah, they got this really long counter"
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"at Woolworth's."
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"Merry Christmas, Elaine."
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"Hey, how you doing, Elaine?"
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"Come on."
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"I'll take three."
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"What's the matter with Elaine?"
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"Oh, I think it has something to do with her ex-husband"
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"picks up the girls this morning."
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"This is the first Christmas she's ever spent alone."
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"What a bummer."
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"I'd go crazy if I had to spend Christmas alone."
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"You are spending Christmas alone."
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"I am?"
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"Well, he gave us fair warning."
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"$35? You call this a day's booking?"
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"Sorry, Louie."
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"What's the matter with her?"
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"You wouldn't understand, Louie."
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"Some people just feel sad at Christmas."
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"Oh, yeah? You think I don't know that?"
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"I got feelings."
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"My mother's that way."
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"Cries every Christmas"
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"on account of my little brother Nicky"
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"never comes to see her."
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"I'll give you the same advice"
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"I give my mom when she cries."
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"I say, "Ma, shut up.""
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"I always knew you could be tender."
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"Yeah, only this year,"
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"I ain't going to have any problems with Ma"
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"because Nicky's breaking with tradition."
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"Oh, you mean your brother is coming to town?"
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"Due in today."
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"I'm expecting him any minute."
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"I told you about him."
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"Big-time poker player,"
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"lives in Las Vegas."
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"Yeah, right."
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"Always says he's too busy to come East."
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"Only this year he was in Atlantic City"
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"to catch the action."
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"I talked him into stopping by for a few days."
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"You know, every Christmas Eve for the past six years"
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"Ma stayed up all night crying."
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"It was really hard on me."
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"I'll bet."
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"Yeah, I hated having to put her out in the hall."
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"Louie!"
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"You made it, Nick!"
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"My little brother."
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"Hey, everybody, this is my little brother, Nicky."
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"Ooh, I can't believe you're here."
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"Come here. I want to introduce you"
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"to some of my inferiors."
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"Nah, we'll do that later."
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"Six years I haven't seen you."
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"Let me look at you."
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"New coat, huh?"
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"She couldn't talk about anything else"
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"since she found out you were coming."
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"Right."
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"Hey, is that a poker game?"
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"Relax. I already told them you're a pro."
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"Now, listen,"
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"the sleeping arrangements are going to be a little tricky"
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"because, you see, we only have two beds,"
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"but Ma has trouble sleeping anyway,"
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"so she can sit up and you can have hers."
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"Nicky, we're going to have such a good time."
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"Right, right, right."
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"How about me sitting in on a few hands, huh?"
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"Hey, Nick, Nicky, don't you hear what I'm saying?"
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"Nicky, Ma's been waiting to see you for six years."
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"So, she can wait a few minutes. It won't hurt her."
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"I ain't fooling with you this time, Nicky."
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"Get up there."
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"Hey, Jeff, get a cab"
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"and take my brother to see my mother."
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"Come on, Louie. Don't push."
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"I'm not pushing. Now, get the hell out of here!"
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"I'm going, I'm going."
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"Just don't lose all that Christmas tip money."
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"I want a crack at it."
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"I know it's none of my business, Louie, but, uh,"
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"your brother didn't seem so anxious to visit your mother."
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"I know."
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"It worries me, Alex."
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"He hurts her bad."
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"He never shows her any affection"
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"Like me, I'm always saying stuff like, "How you doing, Ma?""
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"You know?"
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"She cooks something,"
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