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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Atomic Shakespeare (S03E03)

"Aye, 'tis said across the land by men worldly wise:"
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""What value be a woman with cellulite on her thighs?""
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"When men be displeased with fat legs and fat hips..."
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"...most of them would look better if be given fat lips."
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"-Pardon, dear wife? -I said, "Have another sip.""
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"Aye."
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"Husband, dost thy truly believe that a happy marriage..."
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"...lies in a woman who remains pretty and in her place?"
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"It'll do in a pinch. Thou needest not be concerned..."
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"...as thy are both pretty and in thy place as we speak."
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"'Tis your notion of a compliment, I know, but, husband--"
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"Did you hear the news today?"
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"Forty teenagers arrested at the Bach concert."
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"-Husband! -'Tis said if thou playest..."
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"...his Second Concerto backwards thou hearest the voice of Satan."
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"-How are we married? -Are we married merrily?"
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"Yea, verily, we are married merrily."
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"Though at first warily and unfortunately quite sterilely."
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"Nothing like a night at home rhyming with the old ball and chain."
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"Husband, I believe in our marriage as well."
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"But know thee this:"
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"You captured me not by dragging me to thy house..."
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"...but by treating me with kindness once I was here."
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"I saw thee try and thus I tried also."
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"I have changed as a result of your kindness."
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"Now I would ask that you change as a result of mine."
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"Change? But didst thou not sayeth..."
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"...I do all the things for you a wife could want?"
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"All, save one."
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"All, save respecting me."
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"-Respecting thee? -Respecting me."
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"I ask that you hold me in higher esteem."
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"Both as thy wife and as thy partner."
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"In short, I ask that you retreateth from your role as chauvinist."
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"...I shall share the same room as my mate."
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"-Good morning. -Good morning."
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"-Sleep well? -Like a babe."
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"Only waking occasionally, wanting to be fed."
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"Myself, I lay awake all night happily."
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"And thinking also, wondering..."
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"...Petruchio, why me? What moved thee to woo me?"
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"Thy spirit."
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"We are kindred souls, Kate. As mountains to wind."
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"Each of us moves not though the other blow perpetually."
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"More to the point..."
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"Husband, for all thy boorishness and bluster..."
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"...thou art a good man."
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"And for all thy shrillness and shrewishness..."
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"...thou art quite a remarkable woman."
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"I shall dispatch them with all due haste."
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"Good morrow, Petruchio. I come with news from Padua."
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"Well, then spit it out post-haste. I'm about to make news here."
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"On Sunday next, Bianca, sister to Katherina..."
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"...will marry Lucentio."
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"Thee and thy wife hath, of course, been invited to attend."
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"Good tidings indeed."
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"Go and assure the bride's father that we will journey back happily."
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"Truth be told, most are aware..."
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"...thou win thy money..."
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"More will attend for those results than for the wedding itself."
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"Fret thee not, for all things here seem to be well in hand."
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"And thus, a week later..."
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"...their way to Bianca's wedding did Petruchio and Katherina make."
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"Forsooth, husband, why thinkest they stare at us so?"
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"They be merely unaccustomed to seeing a couple so happily mated."
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"We are happily mated, are we not?"
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"Good husband, needst thou even ask that question?"
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"Nay, nay. But now that we are in front of the town..."
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"...if someone were to ask...."
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"Gladly would I express my feelings to all."
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"'Tis plain the whole town knoweth of the deal twixt Petruchio and myself..."
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"And if the whole town knoweth, then 'tis possible that Kate knoweth."
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"If Kate knoweth that the whole town knoweth..."
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"...and knoweth we knoweth that she knoweth..."
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"-...knowest what that means? -Noeth."
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"Either she be tamed but will still learn of this..."
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"...or she be not tamed and it doesn't matter."
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"Either way, 'tis no place for me."
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"Havest a nice honeymoon."
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"Father?"
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"Greetings, Petruchio."
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"Daughter?"
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"How truly good it is to see thee, Father."
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"How truly good it is to see thee, daughter."
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"So away with us all. We've a wedding to attend."
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"I liketh a band that playeth the oldies."
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"And one thing more: Never a borrower nor a lender be."
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"Unless, of course, thou can compound interest annually at eight percent."
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"Greetings, gentlemen."
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"May I sayest, brother Lucentio..."
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"...'tis a pleasure to be welcomed unto such a family with open arms..."
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"...open heart and, of course, open purse strings."
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"Yes, well, though the change in Kate looks to be a miracle..."
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"...the day still be young and my purse, for now, still be closed."
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"Have it thy way, good Father."
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"As the unfolding of the day shall proveth my success."
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"Thy wild Kate hath been declawed."
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"So, Lucentio, art thou ready to rule thy roost tonight?"
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"-Well.... -Thou be worried..."
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"...about thy honeymoon night? Fear it not, friend."
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"For thy manly instincts shall kick in when need doth arise."
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"To be certain, man be lord of his house."
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"And being such, need only command that his needs be met."
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"'Tis her duty to please thee."
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"Truly, and that be how it worketh with thee?"
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"My man, if I'm lying, I'm dying."
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"What?"
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"Interesting news indeed, Petruchio."
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"That she be talking of equality, of thy marriage being fifty-fifty."
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"Fifty-fifty?"
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"The woman be quite a little kidder."
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"Though I wish only the best for thee, there be in my mind a question now:"
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"Who hath in fact been tamed?"
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"Kate or thee?"
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"I assure you, sir, 'tis she alone has been tamed."
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"Then perhaps thou could prove it..."
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"...by calling her out forthwith and showing us thy manly command."
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"I don't wanna interrupt their girl talk."
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"We haveth an arrangement."
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"If she be not tamed, 'tis my right to know."
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