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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Atomic Shakespeare (S03E03)

"Give them what they want. Kiss me, Kate..."
Moonlighting (1985)
"-...and we will wed on Sunday. -No, we will not."
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"Not now. Not this Sunday. Not next Sunday."
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"Not any Sunday from now until the end of time."
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"Congratulations, they must be very happy together. Congratulations."
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"It's a fine match. Fine match. Congratulations."
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"-Okay, Colm. -Yes, thank you."
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"Yes, thank you. Thank you for coming."
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"-Hello, hello, yeah. -Many years of happiness."
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"Yes, we did it. We did it."
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"-Is my sister here yet? -She waits anxiously inside."
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"Sanctuary."
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"How much money did I pay?"
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"One, two, three."
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"How dare he?"
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"What causeth a man to be so late to his own wedding?"
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"What took thee?"
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"The wedding was to start three hours ago."
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"The lights were against me."
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"But where be that blushing bride of mine?"
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"The moment of truth. It's love. It's magic. Yes."
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"How now? Can it be?"
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"Is this vision mine eyes witness truly my beloved?"
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"How well she doth look in bondage."
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"Pardon, sweet? What was it that thou sayest, my sweet?"
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"I'll watch you hang in hellfire--"
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""Twas bargain'd twixt us that she still seem curst in company..."
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"...but when we be alone, she be a veritable puss in my lap."
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"Padre, I can wait no longer."
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"Petruchio of Verona, taketh you this woman, Katherina..."
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"...to be your lawful wedded wife from this day forward..."
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"...for better or for worse, in sickness and in health..."
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"...and forsaking all others, keepeth her till death doth you part?"
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"I doth."
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"Katherina of Padua..."
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"...taketh you this man..."
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"...et cetera, et cetera, until death doth you part?"
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"I doth."
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"I now pronounceth you man and wife."
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"You may now kiss the bride."
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"No!"
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"A little honeymoon music, Satchmo. One, two, three."
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"One more time!"
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"You think that was fun? Wait till I get you home."
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"Ta-da."
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"I welcome thee to my humble digs."
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"This be the cleaning woman's century off."
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"But small matter how a home looketh..."
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"...if it be filled with love."
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"And speaking of which:"
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"'Tis true, our courtship hath been a tad brief."
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"But now that we be husband and wife..."
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"...I sayest we waste no time..."
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"...in getting used to acting like husband and wife."
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"-I agree with thee. -Thou dost?"
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"I dost. And get thee used to this:"
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"I havest a headache, and if that be the master bedroom..."
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"-...then I shall sleep there. -In there?"
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"Be I not the man and you the woman? Be this not the time that men are men..."
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"-...and women are property? -Property you call me?"
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"But tryest to plow this acre and thy blade may get broken."
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"I shall be the master of what is mine own."
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"And thou art my goods, my chattel, my stuff..."
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"...my house, my toothbrush, my golf shoes--"
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"I'll be no man's stuff. In fact, stuff your stuff."
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"For this is one thing you will never own."
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"We'll see about that, starting this day."
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"Then already thou seest wrong..."
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"...for 'tis plain to any fool that it be night and not day."
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"Day it is if thy husband says it be so."
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"Perhaps to a wife blinded by love, but mine eyes see clear."
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"Love or no, I be thy liege and thy lord that bringeth home the bacon..."
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"...and provideth thee with a roof over thy thick skull."
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"And for that, by the gods, if I say the moon be the sun..."
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"...then to you, goodwife, it shall be so."
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"Goodwife I am in name only, good husband."
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"And thus it is the moon and 'tis the moon no matter what thee said."
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"-'Tis the sun or no sleep for thee. -'Tis the moon and to bed I'm away."
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"~The sun. ~The moon."
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"I will not stand for this."
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"-You will not? -I will be king in my castle."
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"-King, king, king. -Some king."
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"-No vassal to command. -I can have my way with thee."
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"-Instead I teach thee a lesson. -Moon I choose to see."
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"-There I choose to sleepeth. -You will sleep in there..."
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"...without me until I say otherwise."
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"-Understandeth? Fine. -Understandeth? Fine."
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"Methinks 'twas something familiar about that."
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"This turn of events be passing intolerable."
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"Am I not the master?"
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"Is she not the mistress in this, her master's house?"
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"By God, I must teach that wench a lesson..."
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"...or this be a dark day indeed for thy entire gender."
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"And teach her a lesson I will."
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"Am I not man?"
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"Hear me roar in numbers too big to ignore."
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"Take no prisoners."
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"Fair Kate..."
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"...don't makest me do this."
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"If thy husband tells thee the moon is the sun..."
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"...then tell him 'tis the sun."
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"'Tis the moon."
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"And thus it went."
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"...50 a shrew be tamed."
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"Rather than beat her into submission..."
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"...Petruchio did decide instead to kill her with kindness."
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"Initial efforts were met with..."
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"...well, a small bit of resistance."
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"But undaunted, Petruchio did persist."
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"And persist."
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"And finally did Petruchio succeed."
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"Slowly won over by his ways..."
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"...Kate began her shift from house afire to housewife."
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"And truth be known, she couldn't be blamed."
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"For who could resist a loving husband..."
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"...such as Petruchio had become?"
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"The meal was to your liking?"
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"Aye, and thou?"
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"Didst thou enjoy thy low-cal, diet gruel?"
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"Well, one does what one can to keep thy girlish figure."
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