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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Atomic Shakespeare (S03E03)

"...and so am come to see the world."
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"Didn't think I could pull it off, did you?"
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"Zounds, what mounds!"
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"Gadzooks."
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"Is there a fellow in all the land more hale and hearty than this?"
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"And now on to matters of greater import..."
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"...and to the reason for my visit to this fair city."
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"To wit, a major plot-point cometh."
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"I come to wive it wealthily in Padua..."
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"...and if wealthily, then happily."
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"And, if she hath no diseases, then healthily in Padua."
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"Good sir, stay."
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"Such unusual fortune that we meet here and now..."
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"...and in such similar straits."
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"A moment ago, what was it thou sayest?"
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"-And now on to matters of great-- -No, no, no. After that."
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"Didst I hear: "I come to wive it wealthily in Padua"?"
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"Pray, sir. Yea, sir. I daresay I did say."
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"-Yea, sir? You do say you did say? -Yea, I say. But why do you bray?"
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"Dot not gainsay what I say that we may make headway."
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"I foray this way that I may be home ere midday."
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"Hooray for this day and the words that you say."
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"And forgive my display, but I have something to say."
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"Then without further delay I say, fire away."
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"If I were to tell thee that there lives in Padua..."
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"...8uch a woman as suits your needs--"
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"--wouldst thou be interested? -Wouldst?"
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"Does bears beareth? Doth bees beeth?"
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"-Sayeth what? -Hell, yes!"
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"Then off to a tavern, I've a story for thee."
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"For a tankard of ale, I'll let you tell three."
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"I left my wallet in my other pantaloons. You think you can spot me 5 bucks?"
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"Pray, sir, have you not a daughter called Katherina?"
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"Fair, and virtuous, modest and mild."
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"I have a daughter called Katherina."
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"I am a gentleman of Verona, sir, and I come to--"
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"Upstairs. First door on your right."
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"Obviously a quick judge of character."
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"Good sir, before I woo and most certainly wed..."
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"-...8hould we not a dowry discuss? -A dowry discuss, we should."
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"A man who liveth to seeth tomorrow am I..."
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"...though sayest in my task, doomed be me."
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"His name be Petruchio, who did yesterday..."
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"...before the whole town dispatch by himself:"
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"A pig on a stick, a keg of beer, two gentlemen..."
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"...and four Oriental kung-fu masters."
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"-That be you? -Well, I hateth to brag--"
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"-Son! -Well, for the right price."
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"-...a piece of the syndication--" -Wrong scroll."
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"Twenty thousand crowns?"
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"-Goest thou to hell! -Sold!"
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"Godspeed. You'll need it."
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"Oh, happy day."
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"I'm off to win the fair Bianca."
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"...somewhere in the fourth act."
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"Say that she shriek, why then I'll tell her plain..."
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"...she sings as sweetly as the nightingale."
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"Say that she sneer..."
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"...why then I'll say she looks as clear..."
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"...as morning roses newly washed with the dew."
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"And failing that, always am I the man."
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"And as the man, and a man's man at that..."
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"...must I man the proper place of a man..."
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"...over woman, that is."
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"For I am what I am and that's all that I am..."
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"...and the man, is the man, is the man."
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"-May I come in? -You may..."
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"...if it matters not to you what cometh of your head."
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"It matters not, as being here proves I've lost it already."
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"And it matters not as well..."
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"...a8 a man without a head is merely redundant."
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"Good lady, allow me to enter."
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"I merely come to tune your instrument."
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"My instrument is already tuned."
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"As is mine and ready to play."
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"Then off with you to play a solo, as you won't be coming in."
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"Here's Petruchio!"
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"Good morrow, Kate, for that is your name, I hear."
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"I am called Katherina by those who dare to speak to me."
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"Nay, you'll always be Kate to me. Plain Kate and bonny Kate..."
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"...and sometimes, Kate the curst. But Kate."
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"The prettiest Kate. My super-dainty Kate."
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"What purpose bringeth you?"
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"Who are you? Certainly not a singer."
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"Nor the piano tuner you claimeth to be."
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"You see through me, Kate. No tuner, I."
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"Though I wish it were amongst my talents to play piano for you."
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"'Tis a sad state indeed."
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"You're the only man I know who suffereth from pianist envy."
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"Perhaps you'll listen to this:"
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"Get out now while you still have that which you hold dear."
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"Have you not guessed? 'Tis you I wish to hold dear."
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"Hearing thy virtues spoke of-- Thy beauty..."
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"-...woo thee for my wife. -Your wife?"
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"Thou catchest on quickly."
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"Whatever moved you thus..."
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"...let it remove you now out of this room..."
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"...like so much overstuffed furniture."
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"As 'tis widely said, this is widely writ:"
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"If I be furniture, then you'll always have a place to sit."
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"-Let go. Unhand me! -I'll try, but I don't think they'll come off."
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"Your struggle is in vain, my lady."
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"As man is now, and shall ever be, dominant over woman."
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"And I, being a prime specimen of manhood..."
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"...am therefore clearly dominant over you."
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"Go soaketh your head. It swells beyond measure."
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"Aye, and proudly."
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"'Tis my will to marry you, my lady."
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"-And where there's a will-- -There thy go."
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"I warned you, sir. And now you're in for the thrashing of your life."
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"This is getting interesting."
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"Tallyho."
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"You buzz around like an angry bee. Better, as I look at you, a wasp."
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"If I be waspish, best beware my sting."
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"-My aim is to pluck it out. -Aye, if the fool could find it."
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"Who knows not where a wasp wears her sting? In her tail."
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"-Your dagger. -Good lady, thou art mistaken."
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"A gentleman never unsheathes his dagger before he is married."
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"-Fool. -Kate, know thee now."
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"Thou must be married to no other man but me."
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