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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Canning Randy (S06E06)

"Thank you, Randy."
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"I've been meaning to cut back on my caffeine."
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"Here, try this. Now really go for it."
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"Remember, this guy ruined your life."
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"That's just the pick-me-up I needed."
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"Speaking of pickups, can we try the first one again?"
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"- [Cell Phone Rings] - [Beeps]"
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"- Hello? - It didn't work."
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"They hate me. How do I get them to like me again?"
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"You don't. Ted, you're their teacher."
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"- The only people that like their teachers... - I liked my teachers."
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"are dorks."
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"Except for you, Miles."
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"Look, Ted, you just have to learn to embrace their hatred..."
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"because behind that hatred lies fear."
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"And you can use that fear..."
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"like I did with Johnny Marley."
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"- Was there more to that story? - Little bit."
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"[Screams]"
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"[Scream Echoing]"
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"Lily, you're a psychopath."
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"Little bit."
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"Aw, a panda."
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"[Ted Narrating] I thought about Lily's advice..."
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"Well, Professor Mosby, is there anything you want to say to us?"
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"Anyone not in class tomorrow gets an "F.""
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"You said that?"
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"Well, technically, they'd get an incomplete..."
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"but I thought "F" had a nice scary ring to it, right?"
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"- Hey, guys. - Hey."
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"- Robin, who'd you sleep with? - I told you. Randy."
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"He was... a machine."
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"Mm-hmm. Where's the poop, Robin?"
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"The thing is, ever since Becky did that commercial, everyone at work loves her."
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"So the day after Halloween, I was in a commercial."
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"What? Why didn't you tell us?"
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"[Male Announcer] Bladder trouble..."
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"it's embarrassing, it's uncomfortable, and it can affect anyone."
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"I'm going to the bathroom right now."
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"Neat & Discreet Adult Diapers..."
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"for anyone."
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"Say..."
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""Ahh.""
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"[Bell Tinkles]"
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"- [Laughing] - [Laughing] Wow."
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"I can't wait to see it."
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"Hopefully you never will. They said that they might not even use it."
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"[Ted Narrating] It ran for seven years."
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"[Chattering]"
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"Okay, you win."
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"Maybe trashin' your office was a mistake."
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"It's just, uh..."
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"as long as I can remember, making beer has been my dream."
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"Wharmpess?"
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"I know it sounds dumb to someone who's already achieved his dream..."
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"big-time lawyer at a huge corporation."
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"You think working here is my dream?"
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"Of course."
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"Anyways, I'll clean this stuff up..."
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"have someone get that dead squirrel out of your desk."
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"Randy?"
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"This is delicious."
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"You're fired."
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, the next morning..."
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"my class had the highest attendance ever."
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"And not long after that..."
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"Randy used his severance money to start a little brewery."
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"Now you can have a Wharmpess at every bar in America."
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"And all because..."
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"I care about making dreams come true."
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"Got what you need?"
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"[Barney] Yep. That's a wrap."
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"English - US - SDH"
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"I don't mean the one that takes place Halloween night in the Village."
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"November 5, 6, 7 at the Farhampton Civic Center."
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"Randy murdered him."
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"Yeah, there's more."
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"I don't know what I'm gonna use this for, but it's great!"
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"Here at GNB, we care."
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"[Objects Clattering]"
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