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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Hook-up Reverberation (S08E08)

"Oh, I like their emergency room."
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"Yeah, even if it turns out you don't have Dengue fever,"
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"they still let you take a lollipop."
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"Maybe she can practice on you some time."
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"Yeah. I'm sure that'd be fine."
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"I have some odd freckles on my buttocks."
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"Can I make an appointment for you to look at them?"
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"Um... okay, I guess."
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"She's with two minutes, and he's taking his pants off."
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"Did she say she didn't like you?"
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"Of course not. No one ever says"
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"they don't like you straight to your face."
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"We have led different lives."
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"You guys just met. Why would she feel that way?"
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"I'm sure you're worried about nothing."
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"I used to think my high school P.E. teacher"
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"she liked me a little too much."
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"It was fine."
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"We went to a Melissa Etheridge concert, I got an A,"
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"When you go to Emily's office to practice, you'll see. It's fine."
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"Yeah, I hope you're right."
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"You really went your entire life"
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"I'd say it now, but look at those cheekbones."
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"I miss Stuart's place."
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"What, is this a comic book store,"
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"because he's an 80-year-old man in a 15-year-old's T-shirt."
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"“Stuart, which one is Thrones?”"
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"those dad-gum insurance companies."
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"Why? Because they won't get off your lawn?"
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"All I know is, he's got my mother"
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"buying four-ply toilet paper. I mean, four-ply."
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"If his butt is so delicate,"
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"here's a thought."
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"It's kind of a dream come true."
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"I'll give you a plan right now."
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"this comic book store gives you genital warts."
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"Thank you so much for letting me practice my sales pitch on you."
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"I really appreciate it."
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"Um, I brought coffee."
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"I wasn't sure what you like, so I got"
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"a regular, a cappuccino and a Chai tea."
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"Since you like Raj, I thought you might be into that."
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"He used to carry it around in high school."
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"You can still see the dent where they whacked him with it."
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"Okay, I would like to talk to you"
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"about our new birth control pill, Femevra."
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"provides balanced hormonal exposure."
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"All right."
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"It has also been shown to cause"
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"Although it can cause acne, which, if you ask me, kind of"
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"increases its effectiveness as a contraceptive."
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"Funny."
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"Okay, I'm sorry. Did we get off on the wrong foot?"
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"Because since the other night, I kind of feel like"
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"you might have a problem with me."
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"No, it's fine."
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"Are you sure, because it doesn't seem fine?"
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"Okay."
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"I do have a problem."
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"Oh, my God. Tell me-- what did I do?"
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"Look, it's nothing. It's just..."
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"What?! Oh, why would he say that?"
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"Well, I wouldn't exactly call it a hook-up."
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"Yeah."
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"Were you naked?"
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"Yeah."
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"So, it was a hook-up."
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"No."
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"apart from the competition?"
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"Oh, kids buy comic books. It would be great"
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"to figure out a way to get more kids in the store."
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"but I could never get a ride."
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"Ooh, what if we got a van and drove around and picked kids up?"
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"You mean, like at parks and schools?"
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"Toy stores, puppet shows."
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"Hold on. So, your idea is to get a van"
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"and cruise the streets looking for kids to pick up?"
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"And are you gonna use candy to lure them in?"
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"Um, well, in my defense, I tell everybody."
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"We were having a conversation about past lovers."
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"Everyone knows we didn't sleep together."
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"We got drunk and fooled around."
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"Why couldn't you just leave me out of it?"
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"Well, we were being honest."
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"with the next guy if you dump Leonard?"
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"Why say it? Yes!"
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"Well, I would never leave you off my list,"
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"and not just"
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"we're playing fast and loose with the word “list.”"
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"Oh."
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"Great."
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"On the bright side, that Oxford study was right."
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"One friend down."
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"You, okay? It's you. You're-you're next!"
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"No. You're crazy about me."
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"I don't know what Emily's so upset about anyway."
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"Almost everyone has a past."
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"I'm sure this isn't the first girl to hate you."
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"It's not."
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"And I'm sure you can turn it around."
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"How? You can't force someone to like you."
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"What if you just"
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"hang around and act like her friend"
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"you're in her home, you're eating her food,"
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"No, that won't work."
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"You're right. Cheers."
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"Why don't you use your sales training"
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"to go back down there and sell yourself?"
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"What? Yeah."
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"But instead of selling a drug,"
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"It's stupid."
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"Well, maybe people would like you more"
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"if you didn't crap all over their ideas."
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"Then again, why wouldn't I? I mean, we go way back."
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"You know, the more I think about it,"
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"the more intrigued I am about having our own store."
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"We'll get to see all the new stuff"
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"And we'll get to have fun interactions"
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"“This isn't a library-- buy it or get out.”"
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"You say things like that all the time."
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