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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - City Council (S01E01)

"and to cry myself to sleep at night"
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"by the light of a burning donkey."
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"Are those little dogshits not giving you"
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"Yeah."
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"Come. Let's walk and talk about what the future could be like"
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"LASZLO: Now, my plan is to win the trust of Barbara Lazarro."
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"But as the old saying goes,"
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"I didn't come here to make friends."
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"That's bullshit."
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"That's exactly what I came here to do."
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"-Uh, yes? -Good evening, Madam Lazarro."
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"My name is Laszlo Cravensworth."
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"And who do we have here?"
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"Oh, I'm watching my little granddaughter for the night."
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"What a lovely little nibble she would be."
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"I'm sorry, do I know you?"
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"Well, you do now."
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"And may I say you are a credit"
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"to the women's suffragette movement."
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"And you're also very easy on the eye."
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"-isn't slowing you down. -My what?"
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"Now, I come to you with a warning."
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"-But I am here to help you with that. -Now, if-if this is"
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"borough council-related, I have regular office hours."
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"If there is a stone, so to speak, in your shoe"
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"Saw three of them in my garbage can this morning. Three."
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"-It's a nightmare. -Really? I do like a direct woman."
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"You know, I..."
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"(baby fussing)"
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"I really do have to get Emily here, um,"
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"bathed and washed."
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"Uh, why don't you, uh, call my office in the morning,"
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"and I'll... I'll try to see if I can find someone"
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"It's not I who needs help, it's you."
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"So it's me who's ending this conversation."
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"Not you."
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"And..."
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"you won't remember a thing about it."
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"And, you, my darling, won't remember a thing"
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"about a damn thing. (kisses)"
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"NANDOR: Trying to ally with Barbara Lazarro"
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"is to make Doug Peterson my personal agent of chaos."
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"Peterson destroys Lazarro,"
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"and the council... is mine."
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"That's a nice little bitch you've got there."
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"Pardon me?"
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"A nice little bitch being led on a leash"
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"by a frightened little man."
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"It reminds me of how you are led about on a leash"
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"Look, I don't want any trouble, okay?"
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"So just take my wallet."
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"I'm not here to rob you, little man."
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"All right, let's do it the fast way."
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"Tonight before you drift into a slumber,"
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"you will hear a voice that will command your actions."
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"Okay."
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"Okay. Great."
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"Unleash the Power Within thing?"
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"Unleash the power. Yes, exactly. Yes."
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"You're saying that would help me sed-seduce men?"
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"Yeah, I-I should be honest."
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"I have... I have a boyfriend,"
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"and we do s-stuff."
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"I mean, we do stuff on camera"
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"and that's the stuff that he tells me I like."
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"You know what? Just college is, like, a really complicated time."
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"This is college, right?"
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"wants to take me on a sexual journey."
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"And, like, I..."
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"Are you a junior? Are you a senior?"
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"-(chuckles) -Oh. Okay."
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"And you are just a fresh baby"
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"shot out of her mother's womb,"
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"glistening with light."
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"Thank you."
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"Um..."
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"I should be honest with you."
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"I'm a virgin."
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"Maybe we should just start"
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"-with mouth stuff, if that's okay. -Mm-hmm. Yes."
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"Just mouth stuff."
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"(growls)"
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"Ow. Uh..."
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"Wowie zowie, that is..."
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"(muffled): Uh, shush, darling. You don't need to talk."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I always talk too much."
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"Oh, ah!"
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"The Lazarro woman's demanded proof"
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"of my ability as an ally,"
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"so, uh... here goes."
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"Hello, my little nighttime brother."
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"But that'll heal immediately."
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"Seems I overestimated our kinship."
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"I'll have to take things up a notch."
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"I call out to you"
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"through the ether,"
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"Doug..."
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"...Peters."
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"I call out to you"
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"through the ether,"
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"What?"
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"-I just heard... Did you call me? -No."
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"I was calling through the ether to Doug Peterson."
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"-You're not calling. -No."
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"If I need anything, I will call you."
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"But not through the ether."
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"Just by regular yelling."
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"-All right, I'm sorry. -It's okay."
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"Doug Peterson."
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"Doug Peterson."
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"Do you hear me call you?"
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"Great."
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"Now, my sweet little baby turkey..."
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"(chuckles)"
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"...I'd like you to drink something from this vial."
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"-Huh? -Oh."
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"Is it vodka or something?"
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"It's like a very strong spirit with a little spicy kick."
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"Well, your blood is delicious."
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"(chuckles) Why do they call it blood?"
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