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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - City Council (S01E01)

"do you never tire of it?"
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"Who's with me? Bat!"
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"NADJA: He doesn't have the address, so, you know..."
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"Vampires love virgins."
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"It's their favorite food."
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"So, LARPing, as you probably know,"
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"stands for Live Action Role-Playing."
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"You will give me the scroll,"
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"or you will taste the wrath of my pike."
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"JENNA: Some people think that"
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"Don't worry, we're well aware."
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"No, it's real."
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"Yeah."
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"Roll for intimidation."
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"(dice clattering)"
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"JONATHAN: Negative for intimidation."
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"KYLE: Roll again."
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"Well, obviously they are all virgins, so good work there."
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"Thank you, Master."
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"Shh! Guillermo! You'll spook the virgins!"
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"Your accent!"
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"-I will join. -One."
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"Yes!"
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"SHANICE: Jenelf has volunteered, sire."
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"No. Jenelf has but 23 hit points."
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"does not have enough points to come on the quest, say "aye.""
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"OTHERS: Aye."
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"Why do they ignore the little female one?"
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"Perhaps it is part of their game."
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"KYLE: You call this a sojourner's tavern?"
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"Your mead tastes like griffin piss."
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"(spits)"
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"I don't want these virgins."
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"They are going to taste too sad."
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"-Oh, come on. -Let's just eat the mean one."
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"No, I know what you're bloody like."
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"If you eat the mean one, you're gonna be mean all evening."
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"No, thank you. This is a bowl of rotten fruit!"
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"All right, I think you need to calm down, my beauty."
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"-JONATHAN: Sorry, Jen. -SHANICE: Sorry."
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"Be strong, sweet little one."
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"Someday they will all be dead,"
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"("You're Dead" by Norma Tanega playing)"
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"* Don't sing if you want to live long *"
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"* They have no use for your song *"
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"* You're dead, you're dead, you're dead *"
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"* You're dead and out of this world *"
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"* Now your hope and compassion is gone *"
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"* You sold out your dream to the world *"
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"* Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead *"
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"* You're dead and out of this world. *"
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"(ship horn blows)"
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"made things a little..."
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"challenging."
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"The Baron has charged us with the task"
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"of taking power over the New World."
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"He expected us to have conquered the New World,"
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"NADJA: I just remembered,"
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"the last time me and the Baron were making love,"
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"he said something to me."
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""If you ever get to the New World, my dear,"
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""take over the land and subjugate the entire population,"
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"otherwise I'll have your head.""
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"But I couldn't pay attention,"
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"because he was doing that thing where he pays a lot of attention"
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"-to your area. -His thing is,"
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"he's got this irritating habit of giving you orders"
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"just at the moment of climax."
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"So you're both there in the moment, and then..."
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"he barks an order, and you're, "Huh? What?""
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""Uh... what?""
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"And he never repeats what he said."
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"Expects you to have listened, during the climax."
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"Extend arm... and dust."
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"Careful of the spider house."
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"You wouldn't like it if a spider came and dusted"
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"-your house, would you, Guillermo? -Guess not."
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"(gasps)"
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"the Baron stay with us is the Baron's familiar."
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"She's so... creepy."
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"Oh!"
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"GUILLERMO: She's got everyone on edge, popping up behind doors,"
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"behind bushes."
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"(whispering): She can hear everything we say."
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"Everything."
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"She's worse than Guillermo."
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"Always there."
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"Why are we meeting in the fancy room and not in the library?"
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"Because this is a secret meeting."
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"All secret meetings take place in the fancy room."
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"(curtains close)"
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"Do you want to pull the curtains a little bit louder?"
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"It got stuck."
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"-Sorry? -It got stuck."
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"(sighs)"
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"Now, the Baron's specific plan"
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"was that we are to conquer"
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"-North America. -He actually said,"
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"-"the New World." -No, he specified Staten Island."
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"No, the entirety of North America."
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"Then that would include Canada."
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"What the fuck would anyone want with Canada?"
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"Apparently, there is a very active trade"
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"-in beaver pelts. -Oh."
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"Guillermo, don't talk."
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"Where was I? Yes."
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"We need a plan for total domination."
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"We could poison the humans' milks with witch's piss."
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"-Uh, how would that work? -We could assassinate the king."
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"-We don't have a king in America. -Even easier."
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"NADJA: This is too much to ask."
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"telling us to take over the whole of Staten Island"
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"just by ourselves, while I bet he's having"
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"You want me to come sing you a lullaby?!"
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"-Nadja, no. -Silly boy. -NANDOR: Nadja, don't..."
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"-don't raise your voice. -LASZLO: That's very risky."
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"-Woof! -NANDOR: Shh! We are not alone"
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"in this house."
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"Guillermo, check the curtain."
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"Make sure she is not eavesdropping on us."
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