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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Princess Party (S02E02)

"Yeah, that's... that's good."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah. Well, also it's a princess theme party."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I'm sorry. That was... That was crossing a line. - Yes, it was."
Modern Family (2009)
"You are Lily's dad. Just be there as her dad."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, really, Mom?"
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"- It's called parenting, Claire. - Mm-hmm."
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"- You ready to be cute? - Please."
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"Sweetie, you're hurting me. And take a shower tonight. Your hair smells like cheese."
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"There goes the theory that an English accent makes everyone sound smart."
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"not enough to keep you from sneaking in at 3:00 in the morning."
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"- Giant panda bear. - The panda bear, right."
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"We're all adults here, honey. Pretty much."
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"- Who is Alex Trebek? - Uh, he's a game show host. Why?"
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"- I know. Catching up was so fun. - You look so good."
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"- I thought he was sexy. - Go to your room."
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"Oh, he left his phone."
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"So I wanted to ask what method of payment you prefer?"
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"Fine. You can make the check out to Party Stars, Incorporated."
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"Oh, hi."
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"Stop. No, not... not now. The last thing I need is some big scene, Claire."
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"Well, she and I are good."
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"Ah, Gloria, come on. Let's sit down."
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"- I didn't swoop! If anybody swooped, it was you! - Claire. Claire."
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"Yes. Well, I can see that."
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"I haven't found it."
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"But when I come back here, I feel like I have to prove something..."
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"And that doesn't make it any easier."
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"- So maybe it isn't about me. - Or me."
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"It's so unfair! You told me I could go!"
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"I told you you could go if you got a "B" on your history exam, which you didn't."
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"I have a learning disability. The letters jump around on the page and appear backwards."
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"Honey, we had you tested, like, six times. Trust me, I was praying for dyslexia."
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"Oh, my God! Why can't you ever let me have any f..."
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"Ew, ew! Dad, gross. Your hand smells like cheese."
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"I didn't want to dirty a knife. Sit."
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"Now we all know when Nana Dede comes to visit your mom can get a little..."
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"- Psycho? - Scary."
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"- Drunk? - All true."
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"Therefore, I need you guys to be on your best behavior."
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"Don't worry. I'll keep to myself."
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"I have to practice for my cello recital."
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"- Oh, fine."
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"You know what? If it keeps you out of your mom's hair, yes, do that."
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"Luke, if your mom starts to lose it, I need you to lighten the mood by being extra cute."
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"No problem. I've got some stuff prepared."
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""Hey, Mom, I'm 'firsty'." Huh? Adorable, right?"
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"Don't worry. It works better in my jammies."
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey ##"
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"Cam, Monica can't come to Lily's birthday party this weekend."
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"Oh, that's fantastic! What part is she playing?"
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"The city of Chicago."
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"Oh. Okay, gun to your head."
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"- Okay. - Which pair should I wear?"
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"Oh, gun to my head, I'd say pull the trigger."
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"- What's that supposed to mean? - No Fizbo."
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"- But why? - Cam... Cam, the center of attention at Lily's party..."
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"should be Lily, not Fizbo the needy clown."
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"I'm sorry. Excuse me. Needy?"
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""Why aren't they laughing, Mitchell?"
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"Why aren't they clapping when I'm pulling the handkerchief out of my mouth?""
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"It's 10 feet long with boxer shorts at the end. It works on so many levels."
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"So, I guess you just don't respect party themes."
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"So, can Fizbo come to the party?"
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"No, no."
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"Are you implying I'm not being a good dad now?"
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"Well, if the shoe fits..."
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"They don't. They're comically large."
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"Hey, Mom, Dad and Nana just pulled in."
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"##"
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"##"
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"- ## Oh, wow."
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"Claire Bear."
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"Oh, my sweet girl."
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"- Gosh. I forget that you're all grown up. - Yeah."
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"You know, in my mind, you're still 12."
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"But look at us. Just two old ladies."
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"- Ohh."
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"- We're home. - Oh, good."
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"And we bought Lily a beautiful birthday gift."
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"Yeah, I was pushing for a cashmere throw."
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"Look, Jay, it's a talking storybook."
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"We'll record ourselves reading it..."
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"and then at night Lily can hear our voices before she goes to sleep."
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"- Terrible idea. - Unlike the timelessness of cashmere."
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"Enough with the cashmere. Why is it a terrible idea?"
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"Don't you remember the answering machine message?"
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"- Hi, you've reached Jay... - And Gloria."
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"- You didn't say "beep." - If I say beep, then the people will think it's the beep."
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"No, I think they're gonna know to wait for the actual beep."
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"- I don't think they'll know. - Just trust me."
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"Okay, fine."
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"- Hi, you've reached Jay... - And Gloria."
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"Please leave a message after the "beeeeeep.""
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"- What was that? - You told me to make the beep."
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"No, I didn't tell you to make the beep. I told you to say the word "beep.""
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"If I say the word, then people think it's the beep."
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"- It's not the beep! - Then why even say it?"
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"So, anyways, you'll never guess who I saw at the airport."
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"Mmm, who's that?"
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"Robbie Sullivan."
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"Robbie... My Robbie Sullivan from high school?"
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"God, I haven't seen him in years."
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"Decades, really. I always liked him."
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"And, as I recall, the two of you couldn't keep your hands off each other."
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"That's not true."
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"It is true. I read it in your diary."
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"- You read my diary. - Well, yeah."
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"I... I read it because I wanted to see if you were on drugs."
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"So, Mom, what's going on with Chaz."
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"Okay, buddy, we're gonna need you on the front lines sooner than expected."
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"Go get 'em."
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"Hi, Mommy. My tummy's growling."
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"Can I have some "pas-ghetti"?"
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"- I'll get it."
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"Okay, I need a giant lollipop, and I need it now."
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"- Oh, there's my girl. - Oh, my God."
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"- Robbie? - Look at you."
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"Surprise!"
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"- I invited him to dinner. - What?"
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