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Clips from The Boondocks - Pause (S03E03)

"Anything I might have seen?"
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"Let's see, I was in Do the Tight Thing."
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"Uh, Lady Sucks the Blues, New Crack City,"
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"and then my last film was Six Dicks of Separation."
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"Oh, my. Six?"
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"Now, I only give up the ass for Jesus."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Praise Jesus in the name of Jesus."
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"Robert, would you join me in my study?"
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"I had the sweater put on him"
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"because he just looked so cold up there."
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"I just wanted to warm him up."
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"Because I love Jesus."
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"Oh, yes. I love me some Jesus, mm-hm."
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"He's my copilot."
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"Lord, we thank you for all..."
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"Well, it appears you love tatas too."
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"Yeah, uh, I'm, uh... It's okay, Robert."
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"You love women more than you love Jesus, don't you?"
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"If women are what you desire, Robert,"
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"then Jesus and I will deliver."
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"Hundreds, thousands of women."
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"Any kind you want."
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"Well, now, since you put it like that,"
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"and a big old tittied white woman"
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"that look like Lynda Carter."
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"Then Jesus will provide them."
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"But you must give yourself to Jesus first, Robert."
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"You know how I feel about the fucking phone!"
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"Jesus Christ."
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"It's my grandkids. They're probably just worried."
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"You must choose, Robert, between your old life and your new one."
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"Hey, boys. Uh, no, everything's good."
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"Look, please don't call me again. This is my family now."
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"Uh-huh. Okay."
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"You made the right choice, Robert."
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"I don't get it. They his new family now?"
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"A cult? That's gay."
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"Well, he's in trouble."
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"You're just a lowly ex-con and I'm a big-shot lawyer."
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"How are they gonna know you're mad if you don't frown?"
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"You want me to put something nasty in your mouth"
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"to help you frown? Ew."
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"Okay, continue."
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"Well, at least I have Jesus"
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"and the strong love of a black, African, beautiful,"
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"independent black woman..."
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"This isn't working."
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"I cannot work like this anymore."
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"I've worked with Jesus! Damn it! Shit! Fuck!"
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"Let us pray."
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"Jesus, holy Jesus, help us with this scene,"
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"it seems to be a little flat. Wait."
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"Jesus is trying to tell me something, hold on."
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"Praise Jesus!"
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"Yes, Jesus. Uh-huh."
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"Right, right."
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"Hey, you're the boss."
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"Jesus says the scene would have more impact"
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"if you grabbed Ma Dukes and kissed her deep on the lips."
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"Jesus said that we need to kiss passionately"
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"so the audience can feel our love."
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"Change it in the script."
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"Are you sure he didn't say "kick"?"
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"I should kick you? Or maybe "kill"?"
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"Let me kill you. Nobody'd ever see that coming."
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"No, he said "kiss!" Kiss!"
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"ChapStick!"
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"Robert, it's okay."
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"Winston Jerome would never, ever kiss a man."
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"That would be homosexual and against my Christian faith."
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"Exactly. Mine too."
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"But Jesus wants us to be actors first,"
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"and heterosexuals second."
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"Now, Winston Jerome is a very, very straight man"
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"But Ma Dukes is a woman,"
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"and when I go onstage, Jesus wants me to become her"
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"inside and out."
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"Can't just have a woman's clothes."
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"I need a woman's thoughts, a woman's movements"
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"and a woman's desires."
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"Ow!"
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"Come on."
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"Excuse me, do you know where I could find Robert Freeman?"
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"Just walk in the path of Jesus."
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"You'll find him."
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"Uh, excuse me."
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"We're looking for Robert Freeman."
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"Oh, he's on the rehearsal stage."
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"so I can never speak to them again."
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"and the love of a strong, black, African,"
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"beautiful, independent black woman."
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"Boys! Stop that! Get his legs! His legs!"
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"I rebuke you in the name of the Lord!"
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"Get them! Get them out of here!"
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"Did you think you could just take him?"
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"It's too late. Your granddaddy's one of us now."
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"Pronto."
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"Granddad, snap out of it."
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"Ow! Damn it!"
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"Ow!"
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"Nigga, have you lost your mind?"
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"You've been sucked into some bizarre"
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"homoerotic Christian theater cult."
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"You was about to kiss that dude, no homo."
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"I'm just acting. I know it's homoerotic Christian theater."
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"But if it gets me into Hollywood, who cares?"
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"It can't be worse than Scientology."
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"Do you really want to be famous that bad?"
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"Normal sucks. I want women half my age"
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"to throw themselves at me."
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"I want people to treat me better than they treat others."
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"Maybe it's a stupid dream,"
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"but this is the last chance I'm gonna get at it."
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"Remember that TV show Fear Factor,"
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"when they made people eat goat rectums and monkey testicles"
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"and whatever else to win?"
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"This is my Fear Factor"
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"and Ma Dukes is my monkey testicles,"
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"Even if it means kissing a man."
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