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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Last Words (S06E06)

"Long time."
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"I was not aware that you had become a reverend."
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"Yeah, well, your lunch money finally ran out."
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"Marshall Eriksen, you could use a laugh!"
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"[Exclaims, Clears Throat]"
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"This video is entitled..."
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""Little League Coach Gets Hit in the Nuts..."
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"by a Foul Ball and Then Vomits in a Garbage Can.""
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"I don't want to give anything away. Let's just watch."
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"- [Sharp Crack] - [Man Groans, Vomits]"
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"[Together] Oh!"
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"[Laughs]"
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"- See, 'cause... 'cause he got hit... - Right in the nuts."
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"- And then the fat kid... - The fat kid just keeps..."
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"- runs away. - running away."
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"Trey Platt."
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"I can't believe my father's funeral service..."
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"is being led by Trey "the Noogie Machine" Platt."
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"He made me carry it."
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"So my dad asks these questions..."
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"to help create a theme for the service, or... whatever."
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"Question one."
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""What were your last words with the deceased?""
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"- Question two. - Wait."
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"My last words with Marvin were lovely."
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"I've been thinking about them a lot."
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"Me too. We went for a hike in the snow and had this amazing talk."
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"My last day with Pop, he taught my son how to skate."
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"Well, this is clearly yielding nothing."
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"Thanks, Dad."
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"Guess I'll have to fill the time with some jokes... again! [Scoffs]"
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""Last words" seems like a good theme."
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"Marshall, do you remember the last thing your father said to you?"
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"- Bye, sweetie. - Bye, Mom."
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"Son..."
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"there's something I want to say before I leave."
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"Could I snag that extra pork chop for the flight?"
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"I was gonna make a sandwich with that, Dad."
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"- D'ah! - Don't they have food on the plane?"
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"Yeah, but plane food is ass."
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""Plane food is ass.""
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"Those are the last words my father will ever say to me."
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"Right after I denied the man a pork chop. Oh, God."
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"I'm wrong! That wasn't it. They couldn't find a cab."
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"- Hey! Marshall! - [Marshall] So my dad called up from the street."
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"Marshall!"
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"Looks like rain out here!"
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"I couldn't find an umbrella in your closet."
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"You know who probably has an umbrella?"
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"And then... Well, see, my dad grew up in a small town..."
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"in another generation, so sometimes, totally well-meaningly..."
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"The Koreans across the hall!"
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"Yeah, the Koreans are a trustworthy and generous people."
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"- Dad... - I bet you one of the Koreans has an umbrella."
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"I... Heck, they're Koreans!"
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"My dad's last words to me were a string of..."
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"odd racial stereotypes."
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"All that stuff was really nice."
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"- Yeah, it's positive racism. - Mmm."
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"This is worse than the pork chop."
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"This next clip is entitled..."
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""Guy Playing Bagpipes Gets Hit in the Nuts by Low-flying Seagull.""
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"Let's see what happens."
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"- Let's take a... - ## [Bagpipes]"
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"- [Seagull Squawking] - [Together] Here..."
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"- [Together] Here it comes, and here... - [Thud]"
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"- Oh! - Oh!"
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"- ## [Bagpipes Deflate] - [Laughing]"
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"- 'Cause he gets hit... - Right in the nuts."
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"And then... The fat kid just..."
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"- His swim trunks fall off. - His shorts just fall right off."
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"No, wait. I'm wrong."
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"That wasn't it. They couldn't find a cab, so I went down there."
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"Hey. You were right. The Kangs did, in fact, have an umbrella."
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"- Of course they did. - Bye, sweetie. Mwah!"
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"Hey, Son, uh..."
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"I just want to leave you with a little advice."
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"Rent Crocodile Dundee 3."
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"I caught it on the cable last night. It totally holds up!"
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"Crocodile Dundee 3 is the second-best of the Croc trilogy, so..."
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"- You know, maybe I can live with that. - Yeah."
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"- [Phone Beeps] - Oh. Sorry. My phone's charged."
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"I, uh... I hear you're a woman who can get things."
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"I have been known to locate certain objects from time to time."
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"I need vodka and dirty playing cards."
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"I got you."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What is it?"
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"I have a voice mail from my dad."
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"- You have a voice mail from your dad? - How?"
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"My phone's been out of juice, so he must have called me the day that he, uh..."
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"Baby, are you okay?"
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"I hold in my hand..."
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"the last words my father will ever say to me."
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"I'm gonna hit "play." [Inhales]"
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"What's wrong?"
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"What if it's worse than "Crocodile Dundee 3"?"
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"- I can't do this. I c... - [Clattering]"
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"- [Groans] - My mom is about to collapse."
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"- I'm gonna take... - No, no, baby. Baby, I got it. Let me."
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"You know, you should listen to it."
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"Just don't put too much pressure on it."
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"She's right. I mean, this idea that..."
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"someone's last words have to be profound and meaningful..."
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"I mean, who can live up to that?"
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"[Barney] Exactly."
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"All those "famous last words" people supposedly said..."
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"they're all made-up."
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"Like that patriotic dude, Nathan Hale, from third-grade history?"
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"My only regret..."
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"is I have but one life to lose for my country."
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"You know what his real last words were?"
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"[High-pitched Voice] I'm peeing my pants!"
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"True story."
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"The point is, last words are overrated."
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"Look, think of it this way."
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"You get to hear your dad's voice one last time."
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"I should go listen to this... alone."
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"- Yeah. - Okay? I'll be right back."
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"Hey."
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