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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Last Words (S06E06)

"[Laughs]"
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"Ted..."
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"Internet footage of a guy getting hit in the nuts."
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"Hooves, beaks and clenched monkey fists."
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"Kidding."
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"[Scoffs] Lame."
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"Yeah, Dad?"
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"- Ooh! - Wait! I'm wrong!"
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"he'd say stuff like..."
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"Okay."
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"Admit it! Well, go ahead, Lily!"
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"Judy's finally sleeping, and it's all because of me."
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"Guys, I have a role. I'm Judy's bitch! Yeah!"
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"Our next video is called " German Shepherd Activates Tennis Ball Cannon..."
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"- That was just stupid. - Stupid."
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""Rent Crocodile Dundee 3"..."
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"[Ted Narrating] And Marshall really did think he could live with that."
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"And as we hiked..."
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"[Marcus Continues, Indistinct]"
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"Baby, are you okay?"
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"It's a pocket dial."
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"My dad was my hero."
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"And he was my best friend."
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"I love you."
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"Sorry, dear. Last one."
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"And if I don't come back, well, then these are my last words to you all."
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"I really, really, really love you guys."
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"And I'm gonna go drop a deuce."
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"- [All Groan] - Oh, you ruined it!"
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"[Ted Narrating] Last words. It's a lot of pressure, kids."
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"# And what do we know #"
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"- It gets you thinking. - # About what we've learned? #"
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"- ## [Continues, Indistinct] - Hi, Dad."
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"Hi, Dad."
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"Hi, Dad."
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"Hey, Mom."
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"[Deep Breath]"
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"I'm ready to meet my dad."
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"## [Fades]"
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"English - US - SDH"
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"## [Upbeat Pop]"
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"## [Man Vocalizing]"
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"## [Ends]"
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, when your best friend loses someone..."
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"My dad's dead?"
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"You drop everything and rush to his side..."
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"only to find yourself..."
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"This is the toughest time in Marshall's life..."
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"and I feel absolutely useless."
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"I mean, what can we do to help?"
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"Well, don't look at me. This morning..."
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"Marshall said, "I have to pee.""
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"And I said, "don't worry, baby. I'll do it for you.""
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"Halfway through the pee, I'm, like, "This doesn't even make sense.""
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"I've been to a couple funerals, so I know my role."
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"I'm vice girl."
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"Whatever Marshall needs to get through this day..."
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"I got it right here."
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"- Whoa. - Whoa."
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"Cigarettes, alcohol."
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"Are these firecrackers?"
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"My God, Robin..."
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"you've somehow crammed Tijuana into a purse."
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"Be cool, nerds."
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"[Muttering]"
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"Marshall's mom hasn't eaten..."
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"slept or sat down since we got here."
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"Wait. That could be my role."
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"I'll take care of Judy."
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"Yeah, but doesn't Marshall's mom hate y... the fact that you two aren't very close?"
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"[Whispers] Sweet save."
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"Okay, yes. Judy and I aren't besties..."
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"but today, whatever she needs, I'm there."
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"I'm on Judy duty."
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"[Both Laugh]"
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""Judy duty.""
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"She said "doody.""
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"Really, guys? At a funeral?"
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"Uh, okay."
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"While not all of us possess your lofty sense of decorum..."
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"drug dealer from an '80s after-school special..."
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"we have to laugh today."
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"- It's healthy. - Wait a minute."
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"Today we are gonna make Marshall laugh."
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"How?"
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"what's the one thing that always cracks him up?"
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"Internet footage of a guy getting hit in the nuts. Exactly!"
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"So, we are gonna get our bro a four-star nad-rattler."
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"You search knees, feet, banisters..."
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"fire hydrants and diving boards."
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"And I'll cover bats, rackets, hockey sticks..."
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"golf clubs and riding crops."
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"- What about animals? - Ah!"
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"Claws, paws, talons."
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"We can do this!"
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"Hey, guys. Sorry. Um..."
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"I left my charger back in New York, so my phone's out of juice."
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"- Does anyone have a... - Outlet or USB?"
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"Uh, outlet. Thank you."
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"Oh. [Chuckles]"
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"- Hey, you really do have everything in there, don't you? - Mm-hmm."
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"You're like Mary Poppins if her magic purse was also filled with drugs."
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""If"?"
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"Ted, the kids in that movie jumped into a painting..."
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"and spent 15 minutes chasing a cartoon fox."
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""Spoonful of sugar?" [Scoffs] Grow up."
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"[Lily Groans]"
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"I'm so sorry for your loss, Judy."
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"Thank you, Reverend. We're so happy that you're going to lead the services today."
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"Unfortunately, I can't."
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"My daughter in Chicago just went into labor."
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"But I'm leaving you in the capable hands..."
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"of my second-in-command... my son."
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"[Clears Throat] Your son?"
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"Oh, you remember Trey. I'll go grab him."
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"Guys..."
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"Trey Platt terrorized me growing up."
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"He was... He was the toughest bully in school."
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"What's up, Marshall?"
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"Hello, Trey."
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