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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Training for a marathon."
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"What?"
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"You're kidding, right?"
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"Not at all. I could run a marathon anytime I wanted to."
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"So like tomorrow, you think you could wake up, roll out of bed,"
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"and just run the New York City Marathon?"
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"Absolutely."
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"Barney, we're talking about 42 kilometers."
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"Barney, it's like 26 miles."
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"Here's how you run a marathon."
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"Step one, you start running."
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"There is no step two."
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"Okay, you know what? Prove it."
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"50 bucks?"
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"Gee, Grandpa, if I win,"
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"maybe I can buy myself an ice-cream cone."
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"You have a gambling problem. You'll bet me 50."
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"Fine, then no bet."
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"Okay, $50."
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"Each runner gets a tracking chip so you can follow them online,"
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"see when they pass certain checkpoints. Barney's got mine in his shoe."
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"He's already passing the second checkpoint."
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"This tracking thing is amazing."
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"When we get married, you're getting one of these."
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"He's gotta be cheating, okay."
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"He knew we'd check."
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"Yeah, he'll do anything to win a bet."
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"Remember that time he bet me that Men at Work sang "Hungry Like the Wolf,""
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"and when he found out that they didn't, he tried to hire them to?"
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"Well, it looks like, "Barney" should be coming over the Queensboro Bridge"
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"and up First Avenue within the next hour or so. But..."
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"there is no way that that's really him."
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"It's really him."
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"Hey! That's mine."
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"Yeah, you'd better run!"
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"- What up, non-finishers? - Wow."
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"and had our own mini marathon behind a Nathan's."
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"I won."
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"I'm not sure anyone in that story is a winner."
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"So where's my 50 bucks?"
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"All right."
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"I got to admit, you earned this."
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"Huh? Can't believe they haven't made a coin for this yet."
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"Anyway, I'm heading home."
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"Might go hit the gym."
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"Oh, hey, just so you know, uh, all marathon runners get"
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"to use the subway for free today."
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"Heard so much about it."
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"Wow. Look at me. Slumming it."
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"Maybe I'll make a weekend out of it"
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"and I'll call my bridge and tunnel girl tonight."
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"You're dating a girl from New Jersey?"
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"No."
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"He actually finished the marathon."
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"- Hello? - Ted, it's Barney."
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"Listen to me, I need you to come and pick me up on the subway."
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"What, what are you talking about?"
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"I was sitting here, totally minding my own business."
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"Yeah, you know what I mean."
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"86th street."
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"I've already ridden the subway twice end to end."
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"I've seen where it turns around."
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"Ted, you don't ever want to see where the subway turns around."
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"Barney's legs won't work."
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"He's riding the subway from end to end"
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"because he physically can't get off the train."
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"Best 50 bucks I ever spent."
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"Listen to me, Ted."
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"heading south from Pelham Bay Park in the Bronx."
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"Meet me at the 86th Street station in, like, half an hour?"
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"All right. I'll be right there."
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"Stay where you are."
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"Oh, come on. You're not even going to give up your seat for him?"
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"- Barney?! - Ted!"
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"No...!"
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"See? If Barney never tried to run the marathon,"
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"you never would have jumped that turnstile,"
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"you wouldn't have had that court date today,"
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"and we would have made this flight."
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"You're right."
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"Everything can be traced back to him."
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"Like that rash we all got at Christmas."
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"- So I was able to get you two seats. - Really? That's great!"
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"Ma, can I call you back?"
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"Okay, what about our flight? Can we get on?"
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"I'm still waiting for... Huh."
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"What? No, n-n-n-no, n-no. I have to be in Chicago today."
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"Well, he never even called you back?"
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"Well, it's typical pilot. They don't call you back at work"
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"and they don't call you back after you spend two nights with them"
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"It turned out there was one other flight that would just barely get me"
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"but it was all the way on the other side of the airport."
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"What was the name of the airline again?"
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"I think it was something like Flights R' Us."
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"Was the "R" backwards?"
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"God, I hope not."
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"- Geez. - Stupid smart carts."
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"More like dumb carts."
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"You know, Barney never would have run the marathon in the first place"
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"- if Marshall hadn't broken his toe. - Yeah, so?"
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"What, you think this is my fault?"
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"For Marshall, the initial idea to run the marathon came way back in April."
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"My pants are starting to feel a little tight."
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"Oh, that's okay. I love that cute little belly."
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"I cannot allow this."
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"What?"
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"I am going to run the New York City Marathon."
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"two to four hours before a big run."
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"Try a breakfast of a bagel, a banana,"
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"oatmeal, strawberries and some orange juice.""
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"Here you go, Marshmallow. Just like the book said."
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"Yeah, but from now on, I'm eating all of my breakfast runner-style."
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"Liquids are digested faster."
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"and it's all about the run."
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""Don't forget to give yourself plenty of positive reinforcement.""
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"This is gonna be your best run yet."
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"You're going to accomplish all of your goals."
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"to win the marathon!"
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"You are... Marshall."
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"Try using some petroleum jelly on the affected areas.""
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