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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Suddenly I was being headhunted."
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"Except for that guy."
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"I'll see what I can do."
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"Normally, I'm incredibly responsible."
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"I just had to go to court this morning and get sentenced."
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"Where was it?"
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"I'm so stupid."
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"Kind of kills your whole "Unbreakable" theory."
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"Take my number and run in my place."
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"I will bet you 50 bucks you don't even finish the race."
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"The next morning, as the marathon began,"
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"we were focused on Marshall's computer."
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"Ooh, he's starting!"
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"This ought to be good."
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"Wow."
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"- Very impressive, Barney. - Right?"
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"but I met this total hottie on Mile Seven. We took a quick detour"
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"Wow. You know I really should check out this "subway.""
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"Finisher."
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"My legs don't work."
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"I'm going to lose you any second. I'm on the fourth car of the six train"
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"I'm sorry. I can't."
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"Hey!"
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"All right, I have to see what's going on."
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"No, no, not you. I'm talking to my mom about Blue Man Group."
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"Looks like your flight left already."
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"at a Radisson in Orlando."
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"to Chicago on time for my job interview,"
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"You are a robot sent from the future"
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"You are... Marshall."
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""Chafing or blisters can occur in a number of areas,"
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"including the feet, armpits, or even the nipples."
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"Dude, you are a terrific runner."
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"to give you some indication."
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"Oh, my God. Can you believe what some nut bags will do to save a few bucks?"
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"This is an amazing sale. I've heard about it before,"
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"That's kind of annoying."
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"I don't think I can take this."
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"Every time it turns off, I think,"
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"Marshall?! Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, thank God. The doors are still open. We made it."
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"- You did that story on the giant pizzas? - Would you check to see"
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"1939?!"
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"This penny's from 1939!"
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"A 67-year-old penny."
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"Do you realize this penny was minted during World War II?"
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"If I hadn't picked up that penny,"
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"Lily wouldn't have wanted to camp out there,"
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"I wouldn't have jumped that turnstile,"
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"And we would have made our flight."
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"Uh, sir?"
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"They hired someone else."
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"that guy ended up having to relocate to Chicago."
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"Kids, funny thing about destiny--"
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"My destiny was to stay in New York."
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"I never would have met your mother."
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"Kids, never underestimate the power of destiny."
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"Because when you least expect it, the littlest thing"
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"can cause a ripple effect that changes your life."
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"Take for instance my trip to Chicago."
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"That security guard was a little bit handsy."
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"That's funny. She barely touched me."
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"Uh, Gate 23. Come on."
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"If we miss this flight, I will never forgive myself."
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"Why was this flight so important?"
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"Let's back up a few months to the fall of 2006."
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"I had just sold my first building design and become"
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"One firm was even considering me to run their entire New York office."
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"They were flying me in for a final interview"
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"at their corporate headquarters in Chicago."
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"It was the opportunity of a lifetime."
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"There was just one problem."
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"Hi, wait, two more."
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"Sorry, you're too late, I already shut the doors."
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"Well, I'm sure if we pull real hard we can open them."
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"Hmm, I wish it worked like that, but see, once I close those doors, that's it."
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"Nobody else is allowed down that jet-way."
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"I'm sorry, sir."
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"His dream job! Didn't you ever have a dream job?"
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"dreaming about being a..."
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"I mean, uh..."
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"This is a cool job."
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"Please, I have to be on this flight."
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"But it doesn't look good."
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"Your uniforms are pretty."
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"Okay."
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"They haven't armed the doors yet, so you still have a chance."
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"Great, please let us know soon as you hear anything."
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"Sure, and for the future, we recommend you arrive"
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"at the airport an hour and a half before your flight,"
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"not, you know, one minute after."
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"Not that I'm a criminal or anything."
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"Yeah, he just jumped a subway turnstile."
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"You seem to have a lot of problems with the rules of travel."
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"Hello?"
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"It's my mom-- she found her missing earring."
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"Have a seat. I'll call you when I hear something."
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"Could you just call the firm and explain what happened?"
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"It's down to three people"
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"I sort of feel my not showing up might put me at a disadvantage."
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"Why did I have to jump that turnstile?"
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"And isn't this whole thing really Barney's fault?"
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"It was kind of Barney's fault."
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"Let's back up a few months."
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"Oh, Marshall, how's the broken toe?"
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"Oh, man, it kills."
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"You want some aspirin, baby?"
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"You know I don't believe in pain killers."
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"Wow, your first broken bone."
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"Marshall used to think he was indestructible."
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"Well, it added up. I've never broken anything."
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"I've never been sick, and when I need to,"
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"I can summon incredible strength."
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"Ted, tell her the story of the really heavy door."
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"There was a really heavy door."
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"He opened it."
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"On one pull."
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"Well, you must be really bummed, you're not gonna be able to run tomorrow."
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"Yeah. It sucks,"
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"all that work I put in training for the marathon was a total waste."
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