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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"You're the fan of 2002 Chiantis."
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"Ew! No, you're the fan of 2002 Chiantis."
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"Wait. What is this?"
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"Looks like one of Robin's earrings. Huh! That's weird."
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"- You're the fan... - How did it get in your bed?"
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"- Have you been sleeping with Robin? - What? No, of course not!"
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"It probably got mixed in with the laundry or something."
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"Why should I believe you?"
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"Um, maybe because I've always been faithful to you,"
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"while you've cheated on me, like, six times, bitch."
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"(ALL EX CLAIMING)"
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"- Snap! - Cold-blooded!"
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"Right? Right?"
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"Yeah, I totally should have said that."
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"Why should I believe you?"
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"Um, maybe because I've always been faithful to you, while you..."
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"(SIGHS) What a story. So brave of you to share that."
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"Wait. Those are your pajamas? You sleep in a pajama suit?"
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"Of course. What do you think I sleep in?"
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"A coffin."
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"Dude, that doesn't look comfortable at all."
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"Second, it's not about comfort."
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"It's about looking good all the time."
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"Marshall, let me tell you a little story about something"
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"(DOORBELL RINGING)"
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"Hi. We were just having a "Who's hornier?" contest"
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"- Nice pajamas. - Can we use your shower?"
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"That's not a memory. That's from a porn movie."
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"Not just any movie. That's the exact scene from..."
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"And if it did, and I didn't look my absolute best for those greasy sluts,"
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"I'd regret it forever."
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"(MARSHALL SNICKERS)"
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"I'm sorry, dude, but that is just the most ridiculous sleeping attire"
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"I've ever seen in my life. Anyway..."
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"Marshall's wearing a nightgown! Marshall's wearing a nightgown!"
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"Hey, guys, you know how in the future we're always saying,"
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""Remember when Marshall wore a nightgown?""
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"This is that time!"
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"doesn't make you any less of a cross-dresser."
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"Whatever, dude. It's comfy."
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"- BARNEY: Uh-huh? - Mmm-hmm."
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"So, flying to Neverland with Peter and Tink, was that amazing?"
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"Was it nice to finally get out of that crowded bed"
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"and take Charlie to the chocolate factory? Ooh! Me, me, me, me!"
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"Something about Scrooge!"
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"Come on, guys. I'm carrying the team."
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"Any time he's wearing clothes at all, it's a victory."
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"- LILY: Ted, show's about to start! - Be right there!"
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"(MARSHALL GASPS)"
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"Marshall, I just found Robin's earring on your dresser."
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"Did you have something to do with the other one being in my bed?"
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"- What are you talking about? - You've always hated Karen."
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"You've been telling me to break up with her."
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"You did it. You put the earring in my bed so that Karen would find it."
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"No, Ted! No! I would never..."
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"- Admit it! - There's nothing to admit!"
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"Then why was Robin's earring on your dresser?"
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"He was accessorizing!"
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"Marshall, I swear to God, if you don't tell me the truth right now..."
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"Wait! Marshall didn't do it."
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"I broke you and Karen up."
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"You broke me and Karen up? Are you insane?"
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"You just weren't seeing how awful she was."
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"She failed the front porch test."
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"What's the front porch test?"
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"Ted, you, me and Marshall have been best friends since college."
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"So when I picture the future, I picture us all together."
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"How we'll all be retired, sipping tea on the front porch of our beach house,"
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"playing bridge all day."
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"Okay, bridges are wild. Four of a bridge beats a royal bridge."
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"You have no idea how to play bridge, do you?"
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"- We're gonna take a class. - It's important to stay active."
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"I do the front porch test."
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"You know, how is this person gonna fit in with our group over the years?"
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"Don't read a book or anything."
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"Look, dear, dolphins."
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"KAREN: They seem happy."
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"hasn't rotted out their blowholes yet."
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"It will. That water will kill you. It is a toxic deathtrap."
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"Karen failed the front porch test. She had to go."
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"I can't believe you did that."
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"Ted, think about how awesome you, me and Marshall are."
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"Seriously, think about it."
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"- We're pretty awesome. - We're totally awesome!"
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"So whoever you marry, whoever joins Team Awesome,"
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"the bar is set pretty damn high."
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"Look, I'm not saying what I did was right, but..."
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"You're better off without her."
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"And if Clarence the angel says it's true, it must be true."
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"Okay, you know what? Fine, make your little jokes."
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"Seriously, why would you wear something like that?"
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"- Lots of reasons. - I bet you can't name five."
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"One, no need to wear anything underneath."
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"I can vouch for that. Will you cross your legs, buddy?"
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"Two, sexy."
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"I can vouch for that. Will you uncross your legs, buddy?"
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"Three, my grandpa Olaf wore one, and he lived to be 107."
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"Four, no elastic waistband leaving its judgmental pink teeth marks"
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"around my Thanksgiving belly."
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"And five, every night when I go to sleep, it's the freest,"
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"most wonderful feeling in the world."
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"I feel like I'm flying."
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"(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLA YING)"
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"So that's how I go to bed every night,"
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"happy, weightless, with a heart full of joy."
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"What about you?"
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"I have to lie perfectly still so I don't wrinkle my suit-jamas."
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"But at least I'm not wearing a dress."
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"I guess if you guys feel that strongly about Karen,"
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"I really am sorry."
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"I hated doing that again, but Karen had to go."
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"Again? Wait. How many times have you broken me up with a girlfriend?"
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"- Like who? - No one! Angie."
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"Sophomore year."
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"She was just using you to get back at her ex, and you clearly didn't see it,"
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"so one day when she was taking a nap..."
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"So that's where my Creed CD went."
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"Who else?"
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"Remember that weird sci-fi girl"
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"who wanted you to propose after, like, two months?"
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