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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Legacy (S11E11)

"What happened to "weawwy wikes"?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You paid a speech therapist to shame it out of me."
Modern Family (2009)
"Still no cell service."
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"and call a tow company from there."
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"You can't let anything go!"
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"You slept with my sisterwhile I was pregnant."
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"I swear to God -- I swear to God,"
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"we are going through with thiswedding so that I can kill you,"
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"and then I'm gonna divorceyour corpse!"
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"Well, you seem like a nice couple."
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"My dad's positive attitude"
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"versus a couple bound for a "Dateline" episode?"
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"It wasn't even a fair fight."
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"♪ Sweet Caroline"
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"Alright. Final lesson -- always be willing to walk away."
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"I'm coming to you first'cause we're old friends."
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"It's Lon.Yeah. Hey, listen."
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"It's a steep price on this one,"
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"but don't blame me."
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"I'm pocketing lessthan the kids that,you know, made this thing."
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"The Beagle Has Landed."
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"Even the onesthat look like hot cakes?"
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"I told you, not gonna happen."
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"You're giving up?"
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"I can't give these things away."
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"Forget everything I taught you today."
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"I don't know what I'm talking about."
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"Hey, mister,my dad was about to give you"
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"the deal of a lifetime --"
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"100 dog bedsfor a hundred bucks,"
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"so you can give oneaway with each new dog."
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"A hundred bucks, huh?"
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"Slow down that tail,buddy."
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"This is leaving with me."
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"Would you do 50 bucks?"
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"Will you throw in a puppy?"
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"I've had two late-in-life projects."
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"One, dog beds, was a bust."
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"The other..."
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"...is looking pretty promising."
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"So, Handelman closed in '99,"
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"so no guest registry to tell us when we checked out."
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"Rental car companies are a dead end,"
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"and no credit card receipts."
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"God, Mitchell, it might be time for us to face some facts."
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"don't want us to know the truth?"
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"Go easy on thosebubble-gum cigarettes, Mitchell."
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"They're gonna kill you."
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"Look, we tried, right?"
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"the last night we were at that resort"
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"so I could try to look cool"
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"at some...concert that we went to."
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"Hang on. Where was it? I --"
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"Oh-ho. Bingo. What do you see, huh?"
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"Uh...um,me at the park in a hat"
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"with the name "Maddox" embroidered on it."
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"Oh, oh, I forgot about myMaddox Pritchett phase."
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"a police escort to school every day."
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"Not you, the marquee."
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"Uh, "Tonight and WednesdayOnly -- The Monkees."Yes!"
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"And according to their website,"
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"they played the 14th and the 16th."
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"So, if we went the first night,"
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"that means we would have left the 15th,"
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"Okay, wait just a second."
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"I-I remember I was so upset..."
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"Yes....that our vacationwas being cut short"
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"that I cheered myself up"
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"which was on..."
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"Ha! April 15th."
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"Yea-- What is up with you and that movie?"
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"She was so much morethan a welder,"
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"of Students Against TV on Weeknights."
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"Okay, I know you remember it this way,"
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"Bam!"
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"My ticket, clearly marked"Opening Night.""
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"I'm gonna say "bam" again."
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"Bam! Oh!"
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"I can't believe it."
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"We might actually see Dad"
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"admit that he was wrong! Ah!"
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"Oh, my God, oh, my God!"
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"Do you think he'll cry? No. Oof."
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"I mean, why --why was he in such a rush"
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"to get home, you know?"
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"To -- To meet his buds at O'Brien's Pub?"
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"I don't know. It's just..."
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"Well, that is a little weird, though."
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"the greatest bartender in the universe."
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"Dean Martin. May 1, 1983." Oh."
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"Since when was Dad a bartender?"
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"Wait, and this isright after our trip."
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"I'm calling work wife."
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"Margaret: Hello?"
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"Hey, Margaret, really quick --"
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"was Dad ever a bartender?"
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"Gosh, who knows?"
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"I wouldn't trust this memory of mine anyway,"
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"and --"
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"This is a bad connec--"
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"Margaret. You know --"
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"...that's what a bad connection stopped sounding like"
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"when phones stopped having antennas."
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"Fine."
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"Early days of the business,"
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"we couldn't make payroll."
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"He had to come back from a trip"
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"to pay everyone out of his own pocket."
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"Took the night job to make ends meet."
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"Why wouldn't he have told us?"
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"Probably didn't want to worry anyone."
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"Anyway, back to the wall, he did some of his best work."
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"Came up with a best-selling closet."
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""Introducing the Maddox.""
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"And around this corner is the entertainer's kitchen."
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"Oh, I just came through the un-secure back door."
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"Hi. We're still interestedin your house."
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"People that like cooking so much --"
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"are you guys going to be happy"
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"with this tiny, little pantry..."
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