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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Legacy (S11E11)

"This Atari has quite a dent in it."
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"Didn't -- Didn't youthrow it at me? No."
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"Then -- Then explain this groovein my head, 'cause..."
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"Yeah, I can -- I can fit themtogether like a puzzle."
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"It's established family history. Oh."
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"Wonder where youpicked that up from."
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"Look, it drives me nuts, too,"
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"that Dad never cops to his mistakes,"
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"but it's always gonna be our word against his."
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"Yeah. Why did you cut"
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"the necks out of all these sweatshirts?"
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"Oh, I wasa big "Flashdance" fan."
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"How you survived the golden age of bullying,"
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"Wait a minute. Wait a minute."
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"We are sitting ona treasure trove of evidence"
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"I mean, you realize that building cases"
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"against society'sworst criminals is what I do."
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"How's that case against the deaf old lady"
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"who sells bacon-wrapped hot dogsoutside Laker games going?"
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"She was warned three times."
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"Okay, how do we prove that Dad made us come home early?"
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"I mean, uh, what was that place we went even called?"
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"Hold on. I just sawa matchbook from there, and --"
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"Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.Here it is, here it is."
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""Handelman Waterpark.Celebrating 25 years.""
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"Ooh. I can get on this CSI train.So -- Yes."
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"Okay, "Founded in 1958," so that puts us there in '83."
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"'83, '83."
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"Okay. And okay. Here it is."
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"Makes fun of my head dent.""
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"So, that's --Alright, so it had to have been before that,"
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"because we didn't have the video game yet,"
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"and that's what made the d-- the -- the --"
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"I interrupted."
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"So, we were there early April,"
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"and, uh, no diary entriesfrom then."
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"Okay. Okay.But maybe this might help."
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"Look at -- Aww. Aww."
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"Here -- Here it is."
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""Day One at Handelman."Whoa."
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"A mariachi band?"
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"If you want the Brenda girl,talk to her like you don't care,"
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"and then don't call herfor a week.Oh, oh, what?"
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"And present himself as some brooding mystery man"
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"whose dad-like approval she has to work for?"
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"What woman has ever found that attractive?"
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"I'll try it."
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"Cameron: Oh, great. There's Debra again."
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"Probably down there flaunting"
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"her $30 gift card she got with my award."
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"It's my award.Is it go time?"
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"I'll just march right up to her,"
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"and give her the classic Tucker stare down."
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"A dirty look.That's your big plan?"
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"Yeah, she'll see in my eyes"
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"that I know exactly what she did,"
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"and trust me, all the free sample"
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"of perfume spritzes in this mall"
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"won't be able to cover up the stench of guilt on her."
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"Well, I just made a nice little connection."
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"but with Ronald, who invited me to Panda Express"
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"so we could eat our feelings."
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"Woman: Manny?"
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"And maybe I could get yours, too?"
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"Do you need my advicewith yourproblem now?"
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"Whatever."
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"and, uh, come meetyour great-grandbabies."
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"Uh, this spring, I think."
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"but I still need the fedora"
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"to pull off Jack Ruby and Lee Harvey Oswald."
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"Careful. Well, obviously, the gun won't be loaded."
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"No, no, no. There's a pothole."
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"I bet we blew a tire."
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"has been hard at workon the Presto-Jack TM,"
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"a pneumatic devicethat both lifts a car"
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"and powers a drill to change lug nuts."
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"I don't suppose --Yep."
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"In the trunk. Yes!"
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"We can finally test it out!"
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"Let's do it."
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"Steady as she goes, and she's up!"
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"It's...Why is it still going?"
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"How hard did you press start?Well, that shouldn't matter!"
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"Well, just press "end task."Okay."
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"Why wouldn't you tell methat first?!"
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"Sweet maker!"
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"Hmm."
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"Everybody warned me this would happen."
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"Hello, Debra."
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"Oh. Hi, Cam."
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"You wish."
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"I know you'll deny it, but these eyes..."
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"You mean how I stole theEducator of the Year Award?"
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"Aha! I got you to admit it."
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"It's a good thing I'm wearing a wire."
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"I'm gonna be the belleof the ball in this dress."
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"Stealing this awardhas given me the confidence"
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"to crusheveryone in my path."
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"Permiso."
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"but there she was, like a superhero,"
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"able to destroy confidence in a single pose."
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"I'm glad I didn't gowith the first dress."
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"Aw, come on!You know what?"
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"Maybe you should try the dress on that lady's wearing."
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"You know, I-I pride myself on solving people problems."
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"You know what? You still have the swooper."
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"Maybe I could --No, thanks."
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"She just can't accept help,but I can."
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"I'm thinking about rocking thisfor my date with Brenda."
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"Ignore the buttons."
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"Can you tellthis is a woman's coat?"
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"Yes."
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"Sales lesson number two --create demand."
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"Leave a few dog bedslying around, dogs fall in love,"
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"your phones start ringingoff the hook."
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"Wow. My dog really likes this bed."
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"I wonder if leaving it here will create demand."
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"Uh, no, thank you."
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"Alright, good start."
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"You could've beena little cuter with that."
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