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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah (S01E01)

"J is for Jessi, the girl everyone loves."
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"E is for everyone, the people who love Jessi."
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"S is for slut. It's what everyone says Jessi is."
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"[chuckling]"
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"She's rubbing our faces in it,"
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"just like she rubbed her face in Cantor Dina's--"
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"- Okay, okay. - What? I was gonna say mons pubis."
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"Mom, I need to talk to you."
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"- What's wrong, Jessi Bear? - Now."
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"- I know everything! - What? What do you mean?"
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"Okay, Jessi, let's just take a deep breath."
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"This whole time, you guys have been...?"
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"What are you? You're, like, a lesbian now?"
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"[stammers]"
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"I don't know. I'm still figuring things out."
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"But what about you and Daddy?"
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"Your father and I have been struggling for a long time."
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"Do you even... [sighs] do you even love him anymore?"
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"I don't know."
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"That's heavy."
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"Now I can see the family's having a particularly tense moment,"
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"- [clears throat] - [mic feedback]"
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"Jessi, you were so amazing today."
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"She did, didn't she?"
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"Shannon, can I see the mic for a second?"
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"- Greg, we agreed I would speak. - Oh, we agreed on a lot of stuff."
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"Jesus? Not in this house of worship. Am I right?"
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"Honestly, am I right? I-- I don't know the different ones."
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"It's like one of those Internet videos where they take a picture every day."
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"A different picture every day, you show them together real fast,"
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"it looks like the guy, like, grows a beard right in front of you."
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"- Greg. - I remember when we brought you home."
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"I mean, not necessarily worse, but, uh..."
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"What are we talking about? Yeah, they're worse."
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"[nervous chuckle] Right, Shannon? You made it worse."
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"- Greg, please give me the mic. - It's my turn to talk."
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"Yeah, shove it up your cantor ass, Cantor Dina."
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"Greg, that is uncalled for."
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"- like-- like I'm some kind of maniac? - Then stop acting like one, Greg!"
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"[woman] Oh, boy."
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"[airhorn sample blaring]"
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"I may not know how to read,"
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"but I do know how to read a room... Greg."
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"Now it's time to dance the Electric Slide."
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"[dance music playing]"
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"Are we really gonna do the Electric Slide right now?"
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"I guess. It is a bat mitzvah."
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"♪ The only way to dull that pain Is get stoned out of your mind ♪"
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"♪ Life is a fucked up mess Life is a fucked up mess ♪"
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"♪ Never share your feelings Or life will kick you in the face ♪"
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"♪ Scallops take you to paradise But your asshole will atone ♪"
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"- ♪ It's all just heartbreak and misery ♪ - ♪ Life is a fucked up mess ♪"
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"- ♪ Life is a fucked up mess ♪ - ♪ No one is truly happy ♪"
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"♪ Life is a fucked up mess ♪"
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"♪ And it doesn't get any better When you're dead ♪"
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"[laughing]"
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"Go, talk to your mama, Nick."
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"- You only get one mother. - Jew Fishman?"
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"The good news is Ghost Court is back on!"
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"I'm happy for you guys. I'm..."
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"Jay, I need a minute with my mom."
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"- Is this guy bothering you, Diane? - Not at all. This guy's my son."
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"That's right, and she's my mom. I'm really lucky to have her."
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"She's a good mom. Take care of her, okay?"
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"Mom, will you please dance with me?"
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"- I would love to, Nick. - You can call me Nicky."
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"- Okay, Nicky. - All right, Diane."
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"Seriously, cut that shit out."
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"- What about me? - Come here, son."
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"- I'll be your mom. - This is nice."
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"You're wrong, Jay. It's dynamite."
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"- Ooh! - We knew you'd come."
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"I'm an angrily married man."
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"- Marty. - You know you want us."
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"Damn it! There comes a time in every man's life"
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"when he must choose between his wife and guaranteed automatic diarrhea."
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"I would know, and so would my wife."
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"Because of the relentless fecal explosion."
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"- [grunts] - [sobbing] Marty, what are you doing?"
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"What? You've never seen a hormone monster's Jewish penis"
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"eat dumpster scallops?"
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"Get a life."
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"Give me Malala!"
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"I will kick you in the pussy, you stupid shit."
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"Maury, we need to talk."
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"Oh, shit. This is bad."
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"- Hi, Andrew. - Hi, Missy."
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"let's just pretend it didn't happen."
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"Andrew, you're like sugar to me."
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"and I-- I hate to say it, but I end up regretting it."
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"- But, Missy-- - My parents were right."
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"We need to break up. For real this time."
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"For, at least, the next few years."
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"She came in hot, but burned out bright."
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"Missy, come on, I don't need to be sugar."
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"I can be raisins."
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"Oh, Andrew. Raisins are chock-full of natural sugar."
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"I'm sorry, there's no way around it."
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"You're just too sweet for me."
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"Yeah, I get it. You do you, Maury. You gotta do you."
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"I really did, didn't I?"
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"You played the wrong music, constantly referenced the Holocaust,"
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"and you appear to have killed an old man."
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"Thanks, Matthew. That really means the world."
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"Right back at you, my dude."
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"[sighs]"
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"- [clears throat] - That's not really gonna keep me warm."
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"- I know. You have no idea. - I kinda do."
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"I'm pretty sure my dad cheats on my mom, like, all the time."
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"He makes me wait in the car while he does it."
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"Oh, Jay, I'm-- I'm sorry."
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"Let's bury the body together."
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"Stop quoting your dad's law commercials."
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"Kiss him. Kiss him hard on the mouth."
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"Oh, my God, I can't believe this is happening again!"
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"Now stick your pinkie in his little toffee-colored tushie."
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"Okay, I learned my lesson."
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"You just go at your own pace, bubbale."
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"- Good night, Nicky. - Good night, Mom."
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"- Good night, Jay. - Good night, Mr. Birch."
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