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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah (S01E01)

"Okay, Mommy. [snarling and munching]"
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"Psst! Hey, let's sneak off with Missy"
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"- Hmm... - [gasps]"
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"So I'm Cantor Dina Reznick,"
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"I don't know what it is, but I do not like that woman."
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"And it's been a real simcha, right, Jess?"
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"She's the worst. I hate how she "huchs" her words."
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"Do you boys need a yarmulke?"
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"No, thank you, Mr. Fishman."
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"Yeah, I'll take a yarmulke, for my Jewish penis."
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"Thank you!"
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"And now, for the first aliyah,"
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"I'd like to invite up Jessi's beautiful mother Shannon"
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"and her husband Greg."
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"[kissing and moaning]"
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"Oh, uh... don't worry, I won't mons push you this time."
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"You can mons push me all you want."
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"[chuckling]"
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"- Look at her pawing at your mama. - Seriously."
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"Andrew, isn't that your jazz hat?"
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"Huh."
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"Oh, God."
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"Jessi... Jessi..."
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"So it's time for you to read your Torah portion."
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"I... I..."
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"and keep smiling through it all in our boxy-ass dresses!"
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"Amen."
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"Jessi, I loved it. A few small thoughts--"
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"You sang great. The breath in here is-- it's terrible."
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"Jessi, mazel tov. I have to tell you something."
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"That cantor lady, she--"
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"She's the woman you saw kissing my mom, isn't she?"
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"Holy shit, she is!"
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"Oh, my God, I can't believe it!"
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"[airhorn sample blaring]"
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"Do not write them down."
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"And make sure I can see your lips because I am losing my hearing."
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"This is how you handled it, Greg?"
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"Give me a break. He said he'd do it for free."
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"Oh, I don't get paid by the school either."
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"I'm what's known in the business world as, uh, a volunteer person."
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"She's just this girl who got shot in the face"
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"'cause she read a book and now she's super famous."
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"Diane, I got you a glass of Pinot gris with two ice cubes,"
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"- just the way you like it. - Wow. Thank you, Jay."
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"That is so sweet."
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"Because she rocks. Not that you care."
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"And for the last time, get rid of the cameras in my house."
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"Whatever, man. At the end of the night,"
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"You don't appreciate your mama."
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"Do you boys need a yarmulke?"
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"Well, I'll be! It's Jew Fishman, my agent."
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"Jew, I want to pitch a show to Merv Griffin."
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"It's called Ghost Court. I could be the judge."
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"Jew, can you even remember the name of my first single?"
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"Do you boys need a yarmulke?"
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"Oh, good, he still remembers some things. [chuckles]"
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"Scallops, sir?"
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"- Would you like one? - Oh. That's a very complicated question."
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"Marty. It's us, Marty."
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"- Have a taste. - You know you love our texture."
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"- Extra wide. - Ooh, that's right."
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"Enough to keep eight packs of Rolaids in. You know me so well."
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"Hey, why don't you meet us at the dumpster after cocktail hour?"
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"- You won't regret it. - Ohh..."
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"All right, round up the Jews and make 'em walk in a line."
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"Choo-choo! Get on the train, Jews, it's time to dance!"
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"- [ Hava Nagila playing] - You can't hide from the party police."
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"That's right. I'm looking at you, Anne Frank table."
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"Why am I oddly offended we're not being rounded up as well?"
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"This is great. Everyone thinks we're just holding hands"
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"when, really, we're holding hands."
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"It's a magical night. Don't you agree, Connie?"
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"Look at her, flaunting her indiscretions like a pair of diamond earrings."
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"[laughing]"
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"Oh. That's nice, sweetie."
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"Nicky, it's the horah. Everybody's dancing."
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"- You can join us if you like. - I don't want to dance."
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"Well, then you don't have to. Come on, honey."
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"Spoiler alert: it's time to get Jessi on the chair"
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"for the Jewish push-'em-up."
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"Wait, wait, no, please don't."
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"- Huh? - Open up, jellybean."
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"Jessi, your parents are very much in love."
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"You'll just have to get used to that."
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"Aaah!"
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"Oh, babe, I was gonna watch a Sublime documentary tonight."
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"It's just one client dinner, two hours, and can you not...?"
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"You got it. I'll just practice "Santeria" some other time, then."
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"Actually, your dad is a lemon."
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"- Okay, Shannon. - Okay, Greg."
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"- [cheers and laughter] - Put me down. Please put me down!"
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"Hey, come on, no one's in the photo booth."
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"- I feel like I can't breathe. - I know, me too."
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"No, really, I feel like maybe we should go back to the people."
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"I'm seeing sparkles, and my stomach is all swirly."
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"and then they'll get married-- well, not to each other, to other people."
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"- Oh, life. - Oh, Lordy."
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"The thing I'm trying to say is I... I love you."
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"- What? - [distorted] I love you..."
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"She's ten pounds of dynamite in a five pound bag."
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"- What'd I miss? - I told her I loved her."
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"Jessi's bubbie? 'Cause get in line, Larry."
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"No, I told Missy I loved her."
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"- Why? - Because I do."
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"You might be right. [sobs] She barfed."
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"You idiot! She's a delicate orchid who needs to be gently misted,"
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"and you unleashed a fire hose of Monster Energy drink on her."
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"Which is great for people but not for orchids."
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"Take it from this monster."
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"Are you trying to get sponsored by Monster Energy drink?"
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"- Stay focused, Andrew. You fucked up. - I know that."
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"Monster Energy, brings out the monster in you."
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"Brings out the monster in you ! Yeah, nailed it."
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"Get my agent. Where's Jew Fishman?"
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"Mmm..."
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"- What are you doing out here? - Nothing. I'm doing nothing."
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"You know I love you, right, Barbara?"
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"Love me? Ugh! Marty, don't be weird."
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"[sighs]"
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