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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah (S01E01)

"- What a work ethic on this kid. - Wait, do I not get punished?"
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"Aww. Nicky, you're my sweet little pumpkin."
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"- You're not responsible. - Mom, I'm not a pumpkin."
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"- Well, you're my baby-- - I'm not a baby."
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"Besides, you can't be grounded."
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"And save a dance for me, too."
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"Did you know that if you raise the roof, when they do that,"
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"then you can lower your arms and it's hugging arms."
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"[groans]"
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"Kids, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news,"
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"but we've all discussed it, and the parents agree"
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"that neither of you are ready to be in a relationship."
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"- What? - But we are ready!"
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"We just won't lie to you anymore."
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"And what about the mons pushing?"
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"- What the hell's a mons? - Oh, we don't need--"
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"- Mom! - Oh, God, our son is a deviant."
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"What'd you do to her, you pervert? Corrupting this little girl."
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"Look at her, she's a child."
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"But she's six months older than me."
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"Know what they do to pedophiles in the big house?"
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"- Okay... - Shank 'em in the shower"
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"and turn their pee into wine. That's what they do."
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"We just think the kids need to stop seeing each other."
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"- Missy, let's go. - I'm sorry."
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"- Goodbye, Andrew. - Goodbye, Missy."
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"No! Missy!"
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"Why don't you go outside, push that mons of yours against the lawnmower?"
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"- It's nighttime. - Isn't that when you perverts go out?"
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"I finally agree to let your dumbass friends play Jessi's bat mitzvah"
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"- and they back out at the last minute? - Chill, Shannon."
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"You know what makes a woman not want to chill, Greg?"
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"Having a man tell her to chill."
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"I can't believe my mom."
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"She kisses some lady on the street, now she's being mean to Dad?"
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"That is fucked up, but who is the lady?"
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"I don't know. I never even thought about that."
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"The party is tomorrow!"
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"We all know that, everyone knows that!"
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"We're discussing the logistics for the best day of your life."
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"Best day of your life? Hah!"
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"Your parents keep fighting,"
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"you got a big ol' pimple percolatin' on your forehead,"
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"and crooked Shannon forced you to buy that dress"
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"- that makes your torso look boxy. - You don't like the dress?"
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"It doesn't work! It never worked!"
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"I hate my life, and I hate my dress!"
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"Just take a deep breath and relax."
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"You know what makes a person not want to relax, Shannon?"
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"- Nice turn. - Shut up, Dad!"
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"Burn the house to the ground!"
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"Use the boxy dress as kindling."
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"You are a little kid. I saw your dick, remember? [laughs]"
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"- You guys could be prosecuted for that. - Where, in ghost court?"
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"Hey! Ghost Court, that's a good idea for a TV show!"
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"- [laughs] - [knock on door]"
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"Actually, I don't really feel comfortable kissing you on the lips anymore."
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"Is that okay?"
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"Okay, sure. Yeah, of course."
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"Um, how about I just tuck you in, kiddo, okay, and I'll be on my way?"
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"You know, I actually think I got it. Just gotta pull the blanket up a bit."
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"Okay, great, fantastic."
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"- So... good night, Nicky. - Nick."
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"Okay, Nick."
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"- Good night, Diane. - Watch it."
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"[muffled sob]"
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"I'm setting some boundaries."
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"That woman loves you unconditionally."
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"When you were a baby, she made you personalized tittie cocktails."
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"I'm getting older, and I don't want to be babied anymore."
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"♪ My mommy ♪"
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"Huge breasts!"
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"- [door shuts] - [sobbing]"
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"I feel like Nicky just broke up with me."
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"He doesn't want me to tuck him in anymore, doesn't even want me to call him Nicky."
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"[sighs] Diane, we have to let our baby bird leave the nest."
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"I know, but-- but when he's gone,"
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"there will be no more babies to take care of."
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"You can take care of me. You want me to dress up like a baby?"
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"You're such a weird perv sometimes."
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"Aww, you remember our vows, Mommy."
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"[crying]"
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"[horn honks]"
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"Oh, please, if you're so handicapped maybe you shouldn't be driving!"
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"We are so square. We look like a couple of Fig Newtons."
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"[knock on door]"
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"- Hey, Jess. - Hey, Cantor Dina."
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"Wow! Really good vibes in this room. Yes!"
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"FYI, we're gonna begin the journey in five minutes."
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"- Okay. - Or as we say in the theater,"
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"- "Thank you, five." - Okay."
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"You have to say it back to me."
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"but ta-da-- oww!"
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"Jesus, fuck!"
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"I mean, look at you."
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"You're like a square, sexy box."
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"Oh, yeah, moms are so stupid."
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"Oh, Jay, that is real bleak."
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"As you wish, my boxy Jewess."
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"Yeah, I missed you, too."
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"You want to be with me, and I want to be with you."
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"What if we... What if we dated in secret?"
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"Yes, except, of course, I won't be a horse."
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"Yeah, but you're hung like one. Reveal your meat."
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"I can tell that I'm genuinely excited because my back is really sweaty."
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"- Oh. Shall I dab it with my tallit? - [chuckles]"
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"Is that kosher?"
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"I don't know, but I feel like we're breaking all the rules today."
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"Ooh..."
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"[Marty] Andrew, where are you? I'm done fighting over the handicapped spot."
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"- I'll find you later, Fatima. - [muffled scream]"
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"Sorry, a lot of feelings. Ooh!"
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"♪ The mothers and the fathers ♪ Uh-huh."
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"Hey, that singing rabbi up there, does she look familiar?"
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"- That's a whole job? - Exactly. It's a scam!"
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"Thank goodness. Last time, we had to throw away your suit."
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"And my shoes. Don't forget my shoes."
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"They were like the spill tray."
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"Let me see what I've got in my purse here."
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"- Aw, thanks, Mrs. Birch. - Here. Call me Diane."
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