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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - With Colin Quinn (S01E01)

"At exactly 4:57, Laura Milligan took the call."
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"...so we can get the information we need."
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"They're going to close, and it's my girlfriend's birthday."
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"I need the full name of the clog store."
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"- There are 37, sir. - No!"
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"I guess I was freaking out or something."
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"Milligan, a seasoned operator, knew there wasn't much time."
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"Then she had an idea."
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"The previous Saturday she'd attended the wedding of her half-brother Steve..."
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"...who had married a foreign girl."
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"But I couldn't remember if that little gal was Danish or Dutch."
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"I'm gonna put you on hold for one second."
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"By this time, Laura's supervisor..."
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"... and most of the staff were monitoring the situation."
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"Please, I'm in a hurry!"
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"- Hello? - Hello, Stevie?"
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"Great. Where does she buy her clogs?"
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"A little place called Ik Hoy Van Joy, I think. Why?"
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"No time to talk. Thanks, doll."
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"- Hello. Ik Hoy Van Joy Footwear. - Oh, thank God. Listen."
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"I'm gonna be a little late. Could you hold my clogs?"
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"Working together, Laura Milligan and directory assistance..."
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"It's just a good feeling, you know?"
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"It taught me..."
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"Yes, Ben, it is. It is peaceful, darling, dear, sweet Ben."
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"Not a poem, but something I wrote that might be appropriate for your show."
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"The show has a lot of jokes in it, but maybe it needs more depth."
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"Coyote Desert slattern"
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"Coyote I love thee"
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"- One of the characters. - Maybe you should talk to somebody."
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"Do it as, like, the Herman Munster guy you do."
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"We'll be back after this. It's Eddie Munster."
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"It was great to run into you."
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"- I just quit smoking. - Right. No problem."
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"- It'll be okay, really. - I'll see you around, bro."
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"All right. I'll see you."
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"Colin, could you give me a ride?"
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"He's a little tense these days, I guess. Yeah."
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"All right. Well... I guess I'II..."
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"Don't fear or think that you're too high-and-mighty to..."
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"Three little digits. Just bing, bing, bing."
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"- Can we cut that laugh? - Maybe."
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"[ENGLISH]"
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"Hey, welcome to the show. I'm Ben Stiller."
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"You're Casey Kasem. You're unbelievable."
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"All right, do Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. Come on."
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"Tonight, we have two specials:"
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"Ja, he's very good."
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"I gotta get to class."
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"I always knew there was something different about him."
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"I can't believe it. I thought I really knew him."
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"- Thank you. I watch what I eat and... - And you use the StairMaster."
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"Okay. Let's talk about drugs."
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"Drugs will not take you to a place..."
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"Where the sunlight pours down like yellow energy nectar..."
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"...dripping through your pores and filling your limbs..."
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"Okay, let me use some visuals to illustrate my point."
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"...for the magic boy..."
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"He wants to suck your innocence! Leave me! Go!"
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"Welcome back. We're at the train yard."
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"Look at how pretentious they are, the poseurs on Melrose Place. Oh, 90210."
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"I am not a robot!"
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"You know, you think you know someone, but you don't."
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"The l-don't-eat-with-people- l-think-are-robots diet?"
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"All of a sudden, I remembered:"
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"How many could there be in the Cincinnati area?"
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"Okay, sir, now, just relax."
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"Taking decisive action, Milligan went beyond her normal responsibilities..."
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"I mean, that's what we're all about."
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"Stuffed full of blood Dogs, vomit"
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"Thanks, I'm sorry about the whole thing before."
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"Where do we go now? How do we get out of here?"
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"Your future."
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"Well, he won't murder me!"
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"- Did he say Salisbury steak? - Sounds good. Let's go."
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"...and the swim team and the water polo team and the..."
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"And remember, gossip is uncool."
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"Akeem. Tank. And Devin."
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"Check out Vaughn. He does a cool robot dance."
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"Push the envelope! You can do it! Come on! All right! That's it!"
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"One time. One time. What's wrong with Duran Duran? What?"
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"It'll be a sad day when Simon passes on."
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"...swallowing you up and taking you into the vacuum..."
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"Listen up, class. We're very fortunate today to have a visitor..."
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"What does that mean? Like, "What have I been doing career-wise?""
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"I am so scared. Will one of you make out with me?"
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"Last time..."
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"My whole life doesn't revolve around career."
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"And I'd miss being on the wrestling team..."
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"I don't know what city. I need the number now!"
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"Yeah, but you look good. You look really good, Janeane."
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"- I'd love to, but... - No, seriously. Do it. Come on, do it."
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"Settle down. Settle down."
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"They took suggestions over the first half of the country..."
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"Coming in at number one this week: Lionel Richie with "Stuck on You.""
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"These are the kids of Melrose Heights..."
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"Britton. Spider. Anna. Vaughn."
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"Once, twice, three, shoot!"
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"- Maybe he's from outer space. - Kind of makes me sick to my stomach."
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"Let's all give our full attention please to our guest, Mr. Marcus."
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"Yes, I know you're here."
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"He's winning! He's winning!"
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"If you wanna learn more about gossip or robots..."
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