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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - With Colin Quinn (S01E01)

"I never heard of them."
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"Ben, I just wanted to come here. I've never been here..."
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"- Can we ride the trains? - We'll see what we can do."
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"- Thank you very much. - No, seriously."
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"No, what you do, it's really amazing. It's fabulous."
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"No. Really. Do me a favor. Say:"
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"Scoob, old buddy, old friend, old pal, I could really dig a pizza right now."
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"- Do you mind if we finish our meal? - No, do me a favor."
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"- I'd love to, but... - No, seriously. Do it."
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"Do it. Come on, Casey. Do it."
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"At number one, we have a tofu burger with date-nut bread."
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"- Hey, Anna. - Hello, Devin."
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"See you around."
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"I'm scared."
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"What if he wants to eat our brains?"
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"My parents would kill me if someone ate my brains."
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"To be continued."
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"All aboard!"
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"It's the first day of fall, and it's 100 degrees."
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"It hearkens back to every bad family vacation that I ever had."
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"What did you listen to this morning on the StairMaster?"
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"- I can't recall. - He was listening to Duran Duran."
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"Nothing. But every time I hear a song by Duran Duran or something..."
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"...I just assume a band member has died..."
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"...because you never hear that anymore. I went:"
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"- People will visit his tomb. - Why don't we watch this now, okay?"
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"I wanna have a straight talk with you about a very serious subject:"
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"I know what you're thinking:"
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"...talking about how the dark troll has murdered Paul McCartney."
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"What they won't tell you is where that trip will lead you."
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"...of eternal happiness."
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"It starts out innocent enough."
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""Sounds like fun. Ballplayers do it. Why can't I?""
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"What they won't tell you is that chewing tobacco..."
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"It's a hoedown. People are asking other people to have a little fun."
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"Somebody's been killed. Was it Mr. Drinky-thing?"
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"Gillis! Gillis!"
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"You want to be the guest star on the show? We can have fun."
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"If you want to come along with me, that's fine. Otherwise..."
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"Let's go along with Colin. You can be on the show?"
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"Are you training for something?"
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"So, what have you been up to?"
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"- Isn't that what you mean? - I thought people might be interested."
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"See, Ben, I'm not like you, Ben. All right?"
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"I know what you're doing. All the little Fox parodies."
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"That hollowed-cheek, kind of enfant terrible..."
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"... on Melrose Heights 902102402:"
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"Pardon me. I need to fuel up."
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"Spider, did you hear? Vaughn is a robot."
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"A diet? What kind of a diet?"
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"Move it!"
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"Well, it seems some of you have been spreading an ugly rumor..."
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"Although modern science has developed sophisticated robotics..."
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"I've seen a robot, and his name is Vaughn."
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"No! The only robot in this school is Mr. Clanky."
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"No, people! He's a toy!"
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"- Robots don't have feelings. - We just came to apologize."
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"You mean that?"
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"I can't transfer. I'd miss you guys too much."
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"That's what you need. Let me show you something."
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"A lot of us have to do things we don't want to."
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"You have one! Why do you have one and I don't have one, Ben?"
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"- Let's go to another film. - I'm talented too, Ben."
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"However, luck was not on Jannick's side."
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"In the confusion of the day's busy events..."
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"... on a Post-it Note, which he had sat on earlier in the day."
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"The odds stacked against him."
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"Jannick resorted to instinct."
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"... Jannick was forced to swallow his pride and dial for help."
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"Operator 57. What city, please?"
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"I immediately detected a sense of urgency in his voice."
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"In that situation, our first job is to calm the caller down..."
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"Okay, sir. Now, calm down."
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"I don't know. It's something Van Joy."
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"Laura called her half-brother as precious moments ticked away."
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"Is Gretel Danish or Dutch?"
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"She's Dutch."
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"... and connected Jannick directly to the store."
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"No problem, Mr. Jannick."
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"...that I have a friend in 411."
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"Coming up next, a man with just a dime..."
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"...discovers the phone number of a movie theater."
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"We're hanging out with Colin Quinn, overlooking Hollywood."
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"It's really beautiful from up here, isn't it? Really peaceful and nice."
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"Yes. Ben, I'd like to read you a little..."
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"- This one's called "Coyote." - "Coyote" by Colin Quinn."
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"You could do it as Tom Cruise or something, you know?"
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"And, action."
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"That's about it. I wanna thank Colin Quinn for hanging out."
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"It's been really hard, but thank you, thank you."
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"Col! Col!"
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"Col, could you give me a ride, please? Col! Col! Col!"
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"Do it. Do it."
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"Cut."
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"I have a friend in 411."
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"- And that was a good one. - That was a good one."
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"This week, we're coming to you from a train museum."
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"You're probably wondering why a train museum."
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"Why don't you ask Bob? It was his idea."
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"It makes perfect sense. This is where comedy started."
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"Trains built this country, and they built this business."
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"- The comedy business? - Remember the early train comedians?"
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"Trainee McGee, the Caboose-niks, the first improv group?"
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"...and did scenes based on those over the second half."
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"...and I wanted to ride that little train..."
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"...because it makes you seem like you're a giant."
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"Why don't we just go to this?"
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"Trains!"
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"Excuse me. Hi."
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"- I'm telling you. You blow me away. - That's nice of you..."
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"- Yes, well, can we...? - No, what you do, I really get it."
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"I get what's going on with you. It's amazing. Really. Great stuff."
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""Coming in this week at number one: Lionel Richie with 'Stuck on You."'"
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"- No, I really don't think I can... - No, seriously, do it. Come on, do it."
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"You get this at home all the time, right?"
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"- Come over and say hello to my wife. - My daughter and l..."
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"No, come on. Do it. Seriously. Do it."
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"Get dressed up as the waiter and pour her water. It would blow her away."
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"- I can't do that. - No, come on. Do it."
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"Do it."
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