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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - Friends & Family (S03E03)

"Oh. Well, that reminds me,"
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"Well, I know it's a little arresting at first,"
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"Mm... I don't think that's gonna happen."
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"You don't look very happy in this."
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"Well, it wasn't the style to look happy."
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"The motivation was to look successful."
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"You know this used to hang in the great hall of our house."
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"I'd look at it every morning."
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"The family often wasn't all together back then,"
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"but, uh, I could look at this and there we were."
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"Well, you guys are together, like, all the time now,"
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"But, this happens to be one of the only possessions that..."
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"wasn't sold off."
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"Really? You'd think there'd be more of a market"
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"for oversized paintings of other people's families."
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"Why does it seem like Mrs. Roses eyes are... following me?"
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"- Here you go. - _"
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"- Two tuna melts. - Oh. I didn't order tuna melts,"
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"- but I don't have time to... - Oh, by the way, I hope you don't mind,"
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"but I told a few people about your big store opening."
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"Big store opening?"
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"Isn't it a friends and family sale."
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"Which is why you would be invited as a friend."
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"- Um, who told you about our little... - David,"
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"just the guy I wanted to see."
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"Listen, uh, Gwen wanted me to ask you"
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"Er, if... if we both have plus-ones for the opening,"
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"or do we have to be each other's plus-ones."
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"Oh, my mother's boyfriend wanted to bring his secretary."
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"um... and Bob... and Gwen."
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"Uh..."
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"how many people did you tell about Friday?"
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"Just the names on my pre-approved list. Why?"
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"Uh, because I have been approached by a lot of people"
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"Well, you know, sometimes when you tell everyone that it's exclusive,"
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"then everybody just wants in."
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"Like how many people are we talking about?"
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"Uh, I don't know. Twyla's whole family. So, like, 75?"
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"- Should've ordered more food and wine. - Uh..."
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"But it's not supposed to be firm."
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"Well, with this many people it's definitely at least semi-firm."
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"Okay. Well, as long as it doesn't get hard."
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"And that's something, that's what I just said to you, so..."
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"Oh my God."
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"Hey, back of the line, bro!"
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"I'm Darleen's cousin. Who the fuck are you?"
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"My God. Ah..."
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"That kind of language, folks,"
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"Thank you."
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"- This is a safe place. - _"
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"by a very off-brand customer in the line outside."
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"Well, David, I have really underestimated you."
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"or, uh, family members,"
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"- for that matter. - Okay. What do we do?"
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"- I for one blame Gwyneth. Um... - David, relax."
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"It's gonna be fine."
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"Oh my God, the lights! I didn't call the electrician."
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"Watched a lot of YouTube tutorials."
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"This is very impressive."
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"Well, there is a good chance I didn't wire that properly,"
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"so that's why I also got the insurance that you forgot to get."
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"Open the doors."
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"Find everything okay?"
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"Wow."
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"Wow."
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"David did all this?"
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"I can't believe it."
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"He's managed to create, in this town, something truly winsome."
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"I would shop here, John."
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"Even without a nagging sense of obligation."
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"And look at... look at the labels on everything."
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"'Rose Apothecary.'"
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"The Rose name on another plucky young business."
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"We should go congratulate him."
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"We should but..."
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"our son is very hard at work."
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"Doing it. Here you go."
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"And the scarf. Is this *** wearing it, is it?"
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"What happens if I use it on my hand?"
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"Um, I'm pretty sure your hands are gonna be fine."
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"Okay, and it's like 50 percent off"
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"if Jocelyn and I both buy it at the same time?"
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"Um, n-no. Have you been talking to my dad"
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"- about the discount? - Roly, you can bargain later."
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"about this baggy of Joshua tree tea?"
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"- Sure. - Is it drugs?"
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"Uh, no. It's loose leaf tea."
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"Oh, come on! Ah, wow!"
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"Geez, I didn't realize this place was a front."
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"It's not a front."
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"That is a tea that Mr. Hockley makes out of a greenhouse on his farm."
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"And now that I've said it out loud, I might have to double check."
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"Hmm. Well, honey, why don't we, um, grab a few bags of Mr. Hockley's..."
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"- tea. - Go get 'em. I love tea."
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"Started drinking tea in high school."
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"Cedar dragon."
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"Hm. That's different. What do you think?"
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"Um.... mm. Mm, yeah, you know? Um, I don't know."
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"I mean, it's nice but I also, I don't know."
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"I think you should probably get it"
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"or not, whatever..."
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"Oh! Look who's here!"
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"Alexis and..."
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"- Ted. - Oh, Ted."
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"Good to see you, Mr. and Mrs. Rose."
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"I take it that Alexis has told you the big news?"
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"- Big news? - Um..."
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"but the other day at work Ted and I went to hug..."
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"No, ah, actually I was talking about you passing your exams."
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"Oh!"
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"Alexis, what a delightful surprise!"
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"Not that I'm surprised."
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"Well, I'm just glad to be done."
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"- Well, it's been quite the day, Moira. - Mm-hm."
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"You know, I had an idea about what to do with the portrait."
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"Oh, it's still there, waiting for us. Isn't it?"
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"we could cut our faces out"
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"and make four smaller, individual portraits."
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"We could..."
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"here's another thought:"
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