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Clips from Superstore - Rebranding (S02E02)

"To embrace progress?"
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"has now become "SuperCloud.""
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"Does rebranding mean they're redesigning the store?"
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"That, uh, what I just said."
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"It used to be called "Halo.""
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"Clean, it's simple, it's visual, that..."
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"Yeah, this is our new product line:"
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"I don't know who that is."
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"Here comes a stylish dude."
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"but these boxes really need to be uniform."
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"Thank you, sorry, I just gotta stay on top of them."
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"Okay, let's head over to Sporting Goods, Rex."
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"- Sure, yeah. - Make sure things are in order."
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"It's normally so expensive"
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"I can barely afford her eye shadow."
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"Okay, but you know you're not supposed to"
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"_"
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"_"
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"_"
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"because they are exactly the same."
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"Yeah, we went to business school together."
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"- Pull it up higher? - I heard you."
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"Anyway, I just started driving, and..."
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"I would've figured you were one of those guys who are on"
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"I literally hope he dies."
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"It looks like a normal-size suit to me."
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"Oh, Rex, thank you for giving us this gift."
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"Okay, listen. I know you're really"
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"I love that you and Chad are still close."
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"Yeah, please, have a seat."
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"This is very flattering, but I obviously can't sign that."
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"You don't need to fire Larry."
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"It's not about..."
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"her husband doesn't let her talk to other men."
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"Look, um, I don't have a crystal ball, okay?"
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"probably just forget about us."
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"Oh, whatcha got there, Eugene?"
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"You stupid slut!"
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"Don't you deny it! You were seen kissing"
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"He pulled me into his Kia,"
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"Ooh, yeah!"
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"Oh, that's fine."
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"Look, uh, I just"
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"I happen to think it's exactly the same."
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"Okay. I'll do it now."
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"Hey, it's okay."
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"This is probably a router placement issue."
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"Ooh."
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"Ain't nobody care about that."
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"Do they have decaf?"
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"Yes, S-I-M-M-S."
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"Okay, let me pull up your records."
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"What are you doing?"
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"- Hang up. - No."
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"- Hang up. - No. No."
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"- God, your arms are very strong. - I know."
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"- Unusually strong. - Okay, look, fine,"
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"Yes, two years from your initial enrollment,"
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"You were gonna cancel anyway, right?"
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"Well, now I am."
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"Oh, thanks anyway."
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"Psych!"
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"so could you check that out in Home for me?"
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"I appreciate it."
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"of I don't know what, actually."
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"Um, do you think you might be able to handle it for me?"
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"Great."
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"I just..."
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"- Oh, uh, thanks. - Yeah."
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"Oh, all right."
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"I was just thinking of something else that made me really happy."
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"What does it mean to change?"
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"To transform?"
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"Cloud 9 is pleased to announce that our in-store brand "Halo""
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"A new day has dawned."
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"All right, there you have it."
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"So it's a big day today."
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"We start our rebranding."
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"No, we'll be taking our in-store product "Halo""
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"and changing it to "SuperCloud.""
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"And how are they different?"
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"Now it's called SuperCloud."
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"- Oh. - Maybe I'm not, um, selling"
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"the excitement of what's happening today."
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"Wow, that song is a little longer than I thought."
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"- What was that, 11 minutes? - 12"
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"All right, anyway... 12? Sorry about that."
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"Uh, moving on, we have buttons"
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"for everybody to wear today,"
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"and there's a VP coming in to oversee this rollout."
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"A VP of corporate?"
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"I'm gonna need to borrow somebody's lipstick."
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"Not Amy's... way too slutty."
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"Who's that lady?"
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"Oh, that's Kelsey, from Cloud 9."
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"She's the new SuperCloud mascot."
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"Why is a smiling white lady always the mascot?"
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"'Cause in my experience, usually they're, like, the first to snap."
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"She's not wrong."
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"I personally blame all the yogurt white ladies eat."
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"Why didn't they make it a superhero?"
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"You know, 'cause SuperCloud?"
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"And it could have, like, a cape or something,"
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"and, like, little cloud muscles."
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"Yeah, wow, that's..."
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"is probably what it should've been. Damn."
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"So all right, let's just move on."
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"Here are some words"
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"we'd like you guys to pepper in to the conversation today"
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"whenever SuperCloud comes up, obviously, so "cool,""
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""millennial," "on fleek...""
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"Have to go back to the superhero mascot,"
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"I'm so sorry, that's just a home run."
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"Yeah, and he could be saving people with savings."
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"[Bleep], that's good."
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"- Oh, excuse me. - Yeah?"
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"Where is the Halo toilet paper?"
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"I could only find this stuff."
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"the SuperCloud, and I have been ordered to tell you"
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"how excited I am about it."
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