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Clips from Robot Chicken (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"I'm wealthy and successful. Fantastic!"
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"But some days are tougher than others."
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"Go see a movie, kids."
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"- Yay! - Yay!"
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"Seacrest, out!"
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"Well, it is scientifically possible..."
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"to fly a crew of men to the asteroid..."
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"The fine citizens of this country..."
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"They can call our special 800 number."
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"Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!"
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"Zoom, zoom, zoom!"
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"I have to write an angry letter."
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"I mean, come on. I blew up the friggin' Death Star..."
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"Liftoff. Liftoff."
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"that will burn up harmlessly in the earth's atmosphere."
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"Yeah!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Once I get my body back and reverse the gypsy curse..."
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"or whatever the hell my origin is..."
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"What are you? Zombies?"
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"We have no souls."
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"We feel no pain."
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"Soul, gimme your soul."
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"Gimme your soul. Your soul!"
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"With their new souls..."
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"And welcome to the fourth annual..."
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"Always nice to hear from those pet-o-philes..."
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"if you're a communist, maybe!"
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"is not being able to see those red warning flags."
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"Mr. Muggs wins it!"
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"- Ohh. Eww. - Gross. Eww."
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"We now return to Behind the Music Presents..."
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"Electric Mayhem."
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"The band landed a steady gig with the Muppet Theater..."
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"After a five-year run..."
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"kids' parties, bar mitzvahs..."
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"But no one could foresee the consequences..."
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"Get off me! Ha ha ho!"
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"the on-air attack of Ed McMahon was the last straw."
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"Oh, no! Oh, no!"
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"For these aged rockers, there are no regrets."
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"Ready for this?"
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"Seacrest, out."
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"You gotta love being a stay-at-home dad."
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"Need a little help?"
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"Oh, no. I no finished yet."
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"Ha ha. What?"
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"My wife will be home soon."
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"Not with her brake lines cut, she won't!"
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"and destroy it, saving our planet."
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"However, it will cost 80,000 trillion dollars."
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"Sir, is that a made-up number?"
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"Yes."
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"are reluctant to support another tax increase."
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"Therefore, Congress is asking America..."
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"to vote on who goes into space."
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"Don't we have highly trained astronauts?"
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"Oh, that's something of a myth."
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"And how can people vote?"
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"You can vote as many times as you like."
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"But each call costs you $30,000."
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"Kids, get your parents' permission."
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"As your leader, I would be honored if America selected me..."
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"But this letter from my daddy says I don't got to go."
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"Zoom, zoom, zoom!"
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"The results are in..."
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"and the man Americans have selected..."
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"to lead the meteor mission is Harrison Ford."
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"Ford has starred in more top-grossing motion pictures..."
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"Listen, I'm 62 years old. I'm just an actor."
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"You people are all insane."
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"Go get him, Han Solo!"
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"I'd like to meet the team of engineers..."
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"who will accompany me on this mission."
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"Actually, the remaining five spots on the flight..."
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"will by filled by Aerosmith."
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"We need a cool theme song for this mission."
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"I'm ready to ro-o-o-ock!"
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"That's terrible!"
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"Aw, Steven Tyler's been clean for years."
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""Dear assfaces...""
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I gathered you here today..."
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"to volunteer my services to go blow up that meteor."
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"with my eyes closed. Heh. No problem."
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"That was just a movie, dude."
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"All right, this is it, people."
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"We gotta make a perfect three-point landing..."
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"on the surface of a chunk of rock..."
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"traveling 14,000 kilometers an hour..."
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"to determine the exact locations..."
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"in which to detonate our charges..."
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"Can we do this?"
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"Are you with me?"
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"U.S. A! U.S. A! U.S. A! U.S. A!"
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"U.S. A! U. S..."
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"Now, that sucks donkey dung."
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"Gotta lay low for a while."
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"I won't be hanging out in any lettuce patches."
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"Huh? Who's there? Come and get some!"
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"With your soul, we can finally free ourselves..."
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"from this wretched lettuce patch."
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"- Soul! Soul! - Soul!"
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"nothing could stop the Lettuce Head Kids."
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"That's where I come in. I'm Buffy."
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"I fight evil. It's what I do."
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"Jesus, no wonder you quit."
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"Seacrest, out."
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"Winter Pet Games Downhill Skiing Competition."
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"Let's hear from some of those pet owners."
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"Muffin was born to ski."
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"This is Flopsy's decision, not mine."
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"I couldn't keep him off the slope..."
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"even if I wanted to. And I don't."
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"Mr. Muggs didn't choose skiing."
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"Skiing chose Mr. Muggs."
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"Hoo-hoo, they really hate it..."
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"You sure do..."
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"Part of being colorblind..."
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"Oh, there goes Flopsy."
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"He won the Canadian nationals earlier this year."
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