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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - The Business of Love/Crash Diet Crisis/I'll Never Fall in Love Again (S01E01)

"Your invention not ready to work yet,"
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"and, uh, I'm not ready to buy."
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"Now, you concentrate on your job,"
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"or you gonna be ready for unemployment."
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"Right. Uh... Mrs. Newman is on board, sir."
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"Oh. Good, good."
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"I am tired of hearing no for answer. Hm."
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"Make her offer she cannot excuse."
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"Uh, that's "refuse," sir."
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"You refuse?"
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"Oh, no."
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"No, no. Uh... But, Mr. Yamashiro,"
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"we've already offered her a million-five."
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"Then sweeten the offer. Mm."
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"Throw in a color TV."
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"American color TV."
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"Mm. Funny joke."
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"You make a deal, or you gonna laugh in the poorhouse."
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"Well, Mr. What-Ya-Call-It, of all people."
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"Oh. Mrs. Newman, what a surprise."
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"Uh, of course you remember Mr. Yamashiro."
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"Of course."
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"You're the one who's going to buy the United States."
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"Um, suppose I start by buying you drink, eh?"
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"Uh, poison your name."
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"No, thank you."
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"You know, I have a funny feeling"
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"that our being on the same cruise"
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"is not a... A total accident."
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"Well, what makes you say that?"
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"Because my instincts are very good,"
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"and your acting is lousy."
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"Sayonara."
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"Sayonara."
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"Getting her to sell isn't gonna be easy."
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"Uh, then use the brain. Hm?"
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"See, Davis, this woman not interested in big checks."
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"So maybe use a little sex. Heh-heh."
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"Sex?"
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"Why you think I bring you here?"
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"I heard you have, uh, black belt in hanky-panky. Huh?"
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"This whole cruise is gross."
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"And when I think of the money you spent on it."
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"Can I help it if I have money?"
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"But, Daddy, you didn't earn it."
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"I didn't steal it."
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"I inherited it from Uncle Zachary."
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"Who piled up a fortune from the sweat of the masses."
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"You could say that."
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"He invented a deodorant."
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"Hi, Vanessa."
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"Bye, Gopher."
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"Why did you chase him off?"
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"You can do better than a sawed-off clerk"
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"in a sailor suit."
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"Well, at least he's a worker."
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"He earns his keep."
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"With his prospects, he'll never earn yours."
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"You make me so mad... I'm not going to yell."
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"I'm going to meditate."
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"Om."
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"Om."
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"Mm. To our romantic cruise."
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"To our first drink together..."
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"not from room service."
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"Lee!"
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"It's Lee. I could die."
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"I could die too."
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"Oh."
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"What a surprise. It's me."
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"Cora and Herman from the apartment building."
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"Cora and Herman from the apartment building."
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"What a coincidence."
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"Terrific."
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"I don't believe we know your lady friend."
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"She's no lady friend."
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"I mean, she's a lady, but she's no friend."
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"Uh, this is Cora and Herman from the apartment building,"
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"and I'm Lee Graham."
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"Hm. And I'm Andrea Martin."
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"So nice to meet you."
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"We saw Laraine on the pier."
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"Yes. Laraine. Your wife."
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"Oh, Andrea, you should meet his wife."
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"Oh, salt of the earth, that woman."
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"Larraine couldn't come."
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"This trip is strictly business."
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"The ad campaign for the cruise line."
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"Well, Herman and I are not gonna let you work that hard."
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"This is our first day out."
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"Now, come on, we'll tour the ship."
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"No, no, no, no. I couldn't."
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"I promised Laraine I'd take care of you."
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"Have a nice time, honey."
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"Hope you meet someone."
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"Come, Herman."
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"Oh."
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"Oh. You won't believe who I ran into"
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"on the Lido Deck."
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"R2-D2 and C-3PO."
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"Close. Ken Davis and Mr. Yamashiro."
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"Do you think they followed you here?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"They must really want you to sell."
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"No way."
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"Ruth, the man has offered you"
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"a million and a half."
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"Kind of tempting."
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"Not to me."
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"Ruth, listen to me."
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"Sell Yamashiro the business."
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"You don't need it."
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"No!"
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"Frank built that business from nothing."
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"He wouldn't want me to sell."
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"Look, Eve, the only way I can keep Frank's memory alive"
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"is to keep the business alive."
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"Ruth, he's been gone for over a year now."
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"It's time to stop mourning"
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"and to start living."
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