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Clips from Mean Machine (2001)

"Chief."
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"Stand there."
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"Well, it is a pleasure to meet you."
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"I'm a big football fan. Big."
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"It's amateur."
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"Yes. Well, I'm sure we're not a match for the pros..."
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"but we do have our own team."
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"Southern division, semipros."
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"We have been runnersup before..."
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"Use your professional experience."
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"I'm a little bit out of condition at the moment."
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"We'll stick a pin in it for now. Out."
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"I've spent a fortune on this team for no return."
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"I am the coach of this team. With the amount of money..."
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"that I've spent, we should have bloody won the World Cup by now."
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"You cannot put a prisoner in charge of the guards' team."
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"You're not dangerous, are you, Mr. Footballer?"
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"Hey, Danny boy, I can get you anything."
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"Is that stink you, Meehan?"
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"Don't you start growing a spine, footballer."
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"Hands behind your neck, Meehan! Hands behind your neck!"
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"Hands behind your neck! Bitch, shut up!"
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"Let go! Let go, Meehan! Let go of the baton, Meehan!"
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"Pack it in. Pack it in."
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"Wouldn't you rather be out there on the pitch, coaching?"
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"I just wanna keep my head down..."
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"do my 12 months and I'm going home. Twelve months, yes."
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"and attacked my staff. Wait a minute."
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"Three years. That's your sentence."
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"There is a way out. What?"
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"is to play a really tough match against a team of cons..."
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"Well, pros always have a preseason friendly."
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"Well, what do you think, Mr. Burton?"
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"Could be winwin for everybody."
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"Well, could this work, Meehan?"
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"There's one at my golf club."
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"That'd be good. One more thing."
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"What goes on on the pitch, stays on the pitch."
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"Deal? Goes without saying."
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"I am a marketing genius."
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"You better get yourself some rest, superstar. Busy day tomorrow."
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"I'm fine. Thanks. Yeah?"
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"It's not what I heard. What?"
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"I could have been a pro, you know. I was good. I was very good."
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"The old knees, I suppose, yeah?"
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"Bomb making."
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"Nitro."
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"Dickhead."
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"What's the problem, darling? Well, that's not possible."
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"Have a nice day."
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"So what happened to your marketing, Mr. Genius?"
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"It's early days yet. You gotta give it a little bit of time, Dan."
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"Oi, Danny. Over here, mate. Over here."
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"Here we go."
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"Found a new bum chum, have we?"
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"Makes you feel big, does he? He's just using you."
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"Once he finds his feet in here, he'll dump you on your fat, black arse..."
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"you jumpedup little shit."
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"I believe you watched too many Tarzan films as an impressionable child."
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"What happened to you?"
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"Nothing."
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"Sykes's boys look pretty useful."
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"Who do you think's been stoppin' everyone from playin'?"
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"I loved your work, man."
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"Sorry?"
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"Then you can teach me. Have a nice one."
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"Will you teach me, yeah?"
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"Teach you what?"
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"Yeah?"
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"I gotta go, but we'll stick a pin in it, all right?"
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"We'll stick a pin in it, eh, Dan? Lovely."
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"Fan club."
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"Bloody stalker."
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"What's three across?"
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"What?"
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"Yeah, three across, four letters..."
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"acid."
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"You see, the governor lets Sykes get his Racing Times..."
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"and other papers special delivery."
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"He thinks it helps Sykes work out form..."
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"and give him tips."
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"He doesn't know that they're presoaked in acid."
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"He came second, and it cost me 5,000 pounds."
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"W for win."
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"Win."
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"It's got smudged in the rain."
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"EW."
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"EW means to place."
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"It's a fuckin' disgrace, if you ask me."
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"Meehan fraternizing with that shower of shit."
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"What do you want, Tompkinson?"
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"I was thinking. Now, I know"
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"Help yourself, more like. I'm sick of this place."
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"I need to get a transfer. Yeah? HMP Silver Sands."
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"You keep me posted."
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"Why don't you just leave me alone, man?"
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"Because I don't like uppity coons, that's why."
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"You callin' me a fuckin' animal?"
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"I'll open you up like a tin of fuckin' beans!"
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"Hey, stop him! Someone stop him!"
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"When did you get balls big enough to fuck with me, you fuckin' scum?"
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"That fuckin' Meehan."
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"You might be the governor's pet project, Meehan, but don't push it."
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"It's called sunlight. Think of it as a privilege which can be withdrawn."
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"They're saying thanks for saving Massive."
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"What's that? I'm your manager."
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"Since when? Don't bother giving me orders."
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"Look, stop bitchin', bitch."
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"Dan, have a word. Shut it, Massive."
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"Oi, lads, want a game?"
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"Fuck off!"
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"Come, Dan. Plenty of room over there."
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"Shoot!"
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"Yes, yes, Troj, it's up!"
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"Five."
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"Three."
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"A generous one."
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"My mum could have scored from that distance."
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"Right hand down. Clap."
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"Up, run."
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