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Clips from Mean Machine (2001)

"No using your left hand. No butting, biting..."
Mean Machine (2001)
"First head to hit the table loses."
Mean Machine (2001)
"Is he trying to kiss me or what?"
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"He fuckin' He fuckin'"
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"Focus, Danny!"
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"Easy, easy, easy, easy. By the way..."
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"I'm in here for drunken assault."
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"Nice, Danny."
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"Pass it, Trojan!"
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"Trojan, it's a team game! Pass to our team!"
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"drawing defenders out of position."
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"it's about tackling..."
Mean Machine (2001)
"Any questions?"
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"Who? Who? No, you'll laugh your head off."
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"How mad is he? He's the Scot that even Scots fear."
Mean Machine (2001)
"What did he do? Something very dark up in Glasgow."
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"Not even the pope could get him out of the special wing."
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"This is so illegal."
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"It's my ball. Mouse's ball, Troj."
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"It's Mouse's ball. My ball. Whoo! Yeah!"
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"Let me have a look."
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"No, he didn't. Yes, he did."
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"You're not worried about the opposition, are you, Mr. Burton?"
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"A team of life's losers, led by a man who can be bought and sold."
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"I don't think so. Not when the game's about character."
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"We'll see."
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"Come on, Jerome. Come on!"
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"Go! Go! One, two, three, four!"
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"And left, and right. And left, and right."
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"Hurry it up there! I told you two to keep the center tight!"
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"taking bets from prisons up and down the country."
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"I'm betting us to win."
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"Okay, lads, need a volunteer."
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"So here's one or two wee examples, just to keep us a step ahead."
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"Know what I mean? Numero uno--"
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"It's an obvious one, but it works."
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"Number five. Wait. I'm gonna have a sitdown."
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"Yeah, as it happens, yeah. No, go on, yeah."
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"Was that all right, though, Dan? Cream."
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"Troj, you come out and lay them off. Massive, marks out of ten."
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"Passes the time, Doc."
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"That bloody Meehan. Who does he think he is, eh?"
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"I don't want Meehan on that pitch. You understand?"
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"Okay. I know what needs to be done."
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"We haven't got much time."
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"I don't blame you. Girls like to brag at the pub as well."
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"What? What? Easy."
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"Let him know about it at the right time."
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"And now for our secret weapon."
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"Sorry, boys."
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"Thought I was the business."
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"Didn't take long for standards to start slipping."
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"Cars, booze, bad tips for slow horses."
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"Well, they even would have put the wind up Mr. Sykes."
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"Sign it, and I'll ship you straight out of here."
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"Okay."
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"Where am I off to, boys? The HMP Silver Sands, where all the rich go?"
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"Her Majesty's Prison Broadhurst."
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"I'd have my bloody house on this one."
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"Okay, gentlemen. You've got 90 minutes..."
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"Most of them are gonna want to mix it up out there."
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"All right, lads. You wanna be nothing..."
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"If you win out there today, you'll have something to remember forever."
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"You'll talk about it over and over."
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"They've got one good player."
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"But he's had his moment, and this is a team game."
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"Now, ask yourselves one question."
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"Are we? Yes!"
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"Come on!"
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"Doc was a different generation."
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"And he saved all his life."
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"But before he died, he had me sort out these."
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"Yes, I'm Bob Carter. And thanks once again to our esteemed governor"
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"And here comes the Mean Machine, led out..."
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"Where'd they get those uniforms? Cheeky bastards."
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"Skip. Skip."
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"Heads we are, then. Okay."
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"All you need now is a"
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"Ref!"
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"What's the matter with you? Shut up, you pussy."
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"Come on. Take him out, son!"
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"If only he could have done that the night he got nicked."
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"But the everobservant Mr. Burton kicks it back to the guards."
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"Almost. And that was too close for comfort."
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"It's a onetwo."
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"And Meehan does not look happy."
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"Fuck me."
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"Right in his carrots and onions."
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"Fuckin' hell. He's got to get back in goal."
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"Well, I ain't tellin' him."
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"Oh, and this could be dangerous for the cons, Bob."
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"The guards look determined to convert this."
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"Goal!"
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"We're all over 'em."
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"Bollocks. That'll do."
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"Yeah."
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"We ain't won nothing yet."
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"Frenchy, have a look at his nose."
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"You sit down."
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"Just remember this:"
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"What the hell's going on? You wanted a game."
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"Oh, you could be with us for some time."
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"You had everything they ever dreamed of..."
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"and you threw it all away."
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"Wake up, Meehan!"
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"The ball's played to the left. Hibert picks it up..."
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"Billy the Limpet, bless him. He's chasing the ball like a little terrier."
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"No, you fucking watch it, you fat bastard."
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"It's disappointing, but you can be sure it's not going to be easy out there."
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"All right! All right! 29 minutes, Bob. Still onenil."
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"Pass the fucking ball!"
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"who whips a beautiful ball into the box."
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"Guards' goal. Twoone."
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"Yes!"
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"Get the ball up the park!"
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"Come on, lads. Let's go. Come on, boys."
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"What's up with you? I never touched you."
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"Fuckin' hell, Massive! Help us out!"
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"The cons are swamped at the back."
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"Ratchett's free in the area."
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