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Clips from The Simpsons - Life on the Fast Lane (S01E01)

"- I think he forgot, Mom. - Mm-hmm."
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"Good morning, consumers."
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"which frame is the beer frame."
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"- Homer. Homer? - Huh?"
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"You're going back?"
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"Happy birthday to you"
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"Seventeen-fifty. Enjoy it, my darling."
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"Hot pizza-- the food of kings."
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"- Marge? - What, Homer?"
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"and some treats just for fun."
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"The ball's bigger. But for food, this is a good ball."
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"- See you in church on Sunday, Marge. - Good-bye, Helen."
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"Good-bye, Helen."
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"- Twenty-five dollars. - Twenty-five dollars!"
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"for I am about to say something very serious,"
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"there are ten pins in my heart."
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"Thank you."
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"- Destiny? - Yes."
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"Better than the deed, better than the memory--"
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"- Homer? - Be right there."
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"Yeah. Hey, Mom."
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"we might end up making it less special."
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"I wanted to surprise you."
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"So, 120 pins later, I am the better man."
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"- Over there. - Thank you."
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"I'm-- I'm awfully sorry."
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"It is nice to meet you,"
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"Caress it. Experience it."
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"Don't worry, everybody. This will be a breeze if we all pitch in."
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"Sport, dear. It's a sport, you silly thing."
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"and my hips cy," Proceed.""
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"Not at Barney's Bowlarama. Away from the thunderous folly of clattering pins."
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"Good-bye, Bart. My special little guy."
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"Mmm, Wednesday. Hoagie night."
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"- That doesn't shock me. - away from pying eyes,"
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"You're so naive. They are for lovemaking."
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"Welcome to stage three, fear."
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"I gave you advice? Get out of here."
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"You're really going to strike out tonight!"
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"The place where the waiters sing."
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"I couldn't very well chop your hand off and bring it to the store."
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"It's a very challenging hobby."
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"Excuse me. Where do I throw this?"
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"Here's more treats. Your dad will take care of dinner."
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"away from the Helens of the world,"
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"They're not for bowling, Marge."
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"Eat. Mm-hmm. Oh, clean up."
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"Oh, Jacques, you handsome devil. Look at you."
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"- Quite smooth, isn't it, Marge? - Ooh, very smooth."
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"- Meet me tomorrow for brunch. - What's brunch?"
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"- Something's very, very wrong here. - Frightened, Bart?"
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"Whoops. Whoops."
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"Too exciting."
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"This is the closest I've got."
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"Thank you. Hmm."
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"Ugh!"
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"I didn't realize there was so much to this game."
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"It's really for me."
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"Simpson checks the runner on first. He's cool. He's fine."
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"Or the Rusty Barnacle is nice."
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"Oh, big deal. Dry macaroni, spray paint and glue. Whoopie."
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"The Springfield Mall is now open for your spending needs."
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"I bet you don't know how to make a five-seven-ten split."
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"Oh, how was bowling?"
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"- Ay, caramba! - Are you going bowling again tonight, Mom?"
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"- I don't think so. - Marge, darling,"
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"the moment of anticipation."
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"at my apartment-- the Fiesta Terrace."
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"We wanna take you someplace fun-- The Singing Sirloin."
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"I like you so much."
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"Well, yes, I am, as a matter of fact."
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"Well... you're... welcome."
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"- Smooth? Yes? - Yes, vey. Yes."
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"Lisa. Lisa, I think you're right about Dad."
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"You never intended for me to use that ball."
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"You'll love it. It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch,"
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"What else do we have to do? Let's check the list your mom left us."
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"A nine and a fifteen."
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"This is gonna be the best birthday breakfast Mom ever had."
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"Here's the windup, and here's the pitch."
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"Hmm? Nah, too corny."
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"- Oh, that's very funny. - Feels good."
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"No, no, no."
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"You don't get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal."
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"Hmm? Uh... no."
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"- Do you, Marge? - No."
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"I think she's going to like my handmade birthday card better."
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"- My compliments to the delivery boy. - We've eaten and eaten well."
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"If that's how you feel, I'll take it back."
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"Um... nah."
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"You certainly have a lot of bowling trophies."
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"Hey, Lis. You think that's enough for her?"
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"Oh, sorry. Ouch."
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"but it comes with a slice of cantaloupee at the end."
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"Thank you for the present, Homer."
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"Too salty."
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"I've been waiting for you. Come in, my captivating one."
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"- Yes. Smooth? Yes. - Smooth. Yes."
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"Dad, you didn't even say "ouch.""
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"Four bucks, plus tax."
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"Laugh out loud. You'll lose weight."
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"But first of all, you yell, "The eight-pin is a cop.""
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"Mmm. Delicioso!"
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"Whoa!"
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"Maybe one more."
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"You can't take it back. You had your name engraved on it!"
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"I'm keeping it, and I'm going to use it."
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"You could eat off of it. You hungry?"
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"May I have this dance?"
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"Who wouldn't like a bottle of real French perfume all the way from gay Paree?"
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"Let it out, Marge. Laugh loud."
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"- Yes. - Four onion rings!"
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"Sure."
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"What? But you don't know how to bowl. Oops."
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"- I hope she likes the presents we got her. - She'll like mine."
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"- So you'd know it was from me! - Homer,"
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"I'm keeping the ball... for myself!"
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