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Clips from The Simpsons - Life on the Fast Lane (S01E01)

"Oh!"
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"You're a very good teacher."
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"Yes, I am a very good teacher, and I can teach you everything."
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"We have already begun."
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"Now this is living, hey, kids?"
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"Lisa, I'm not scared."
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"First, you must get to know your lane."
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"Feel the slickness. Feel the satiny finish."
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"All right! We're clean!"
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"Go to bed and sleep tight"
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"Close your eyes Start to yawn"
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"Mm-hmm. But l think I'll do much better tomorrow night."
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"- It is for you. - Oh, Jacques, it fits."
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"Oh, Jacques. I'm a married woman."
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"I know. I know."
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"My mind says,"Stop," but my heart..."
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"Marge, darling, I want to see you tomorrow."
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"Here you go, kids. Special lunches."
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"Good-bye, Lisa. My darling little Lisa."
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"Mmm! Great lunches, eh, Lis?"
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"Oh, Bart, don't you see? This is what psychologists call overcompensation."
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"Hey, don't rock the boat, man."
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"Whatever it is, we're making out like bandits."
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"whose parents no longer love and cherish each other."
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"Right now, I'm in stage three, fear."
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"- No, I'm not. - Yes, you are."
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"- No, I'm not. - Yes, you are."
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"- I'm not. I'm not. Am not! - I stand corrected."
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"No, no, no, no, no."
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"Mimosa is the name of the drink."
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"You're so wonderful that you thought it was something offensive."
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"You remember me, don't you? I'm Helen Lovejoy,"
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"- the gossipy wife of the minister. - Hello, Helen."
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"I had just finished eating and was about to leave..."
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""Isn't that Marge Simpson having brunch with a man who isn't her husband?""
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"- We're, um-- - Oh, don't squirm on my account."
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"We'll make this little piece of food the ball."
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"Your laughter is like music to me."
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"But if you laugh at what I say next, I will die,"
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"Marge, my darling, I want you to meet with me again,"
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"- Really? - Yes."
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"Oh!"
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"- Champagne? - Please."
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"Some divine pinspotter..."
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"must have placed us side by side."
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"- Until inevitably-- - We must topple."
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"Marge, speak to me."
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"" For Marge"?"
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"We gotta do something, man."
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"but once you gave me some advice that might help."
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"Yeah, you did. You told me when something's bothering you..."
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"and you're too damn stupid to know what to do,"
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"just keep your fool mouth shut."
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"Hmm. Good advice."
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"- Sure. - You know, I've been thinking."
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"Everyone makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches,"
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"and the guy's hands get all sticky."
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"But your jelly stays right in the middle where it's supposed to."
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"I don't know how you do it."
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"You just got a gift, I guess. I've always thought so."
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"I just never mentioned it, but it's time you knew how I feel."
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"Good-bye, my wife."
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"- Good-bye, Homer."
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"- Ain't you hungry, Homer? - Starving."
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"How can I eat it? She made it. It's all I have left."
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"Domestic situation."
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"Marge! What a lovely surprise."
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"Hey, way to go, Homer. Way to go!"
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"What will I tell the boss?"
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"Whoops."
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"Happy birthday!"
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"Well, of course I know. Sure."
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"I think I'll take a little stroll around the block."
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"Patty, he's out buying me something right now."
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"Oh. Don't worry. This frosting will come right off."
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"- What size shoes do you wear? - Never you mind."
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"- 13 double "A." - 13 double "A "?"
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"A little warm and moist."
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"Hmm."
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"Your fingers are so slender, so feminine."
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"They're far too tapered for the ball you're using."
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"I can hit that one pin all right, but the rest of them don't even wobble."
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"What do you charge for lessons?"
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"Your mother always gets to be alone with you, and now it's my turn."
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"Good night, Homer."
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"You got it in my size, and it has my name on it."
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"Marge, do you know how beautiful you look in the moonlight?"
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"-Uh-oh. Schoolbus."
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"It's orange juice and champagne."
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"Oh, well, thank you."
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"Now, Marge, the pins on the three-seven-ten split would be here."
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"Aw, come on, Dad. Get the lead out."
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"but I'm mired in stage five, self-pity."
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"Look, Dad. I don't know what's going on,"
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"At least that way, you won't make things worse."
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"but usually the jelly drips out over the side..."
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"I don't believe in keeping feelings bottled up."
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"Well, then why aren't you eating your sandwich?"
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"- My birthday? It's my birthday? - No!"
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"Your mother hasn't opened my present yet."
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"Homer."
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"As you wish."
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"Then I will teach you."
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"Does the time always drag like this?"
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"and I won't be back for ten minutes."
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"You're here to see me, right?"
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"Nearer to thee"
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"All right. But I'm not vey good."
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"- And the kids. - Fair enough."
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"- Bart! - But this occasion is already so special."
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"Oh!"
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"Let's hope something runs over her."
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"I can help you, Marge. Pick up the ball."
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"Roll the ball for me, Marge. Let me see your form."
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"I'm sure he doesn't do it deliberately."
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"Uh, no. I don't mind."
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"Well, Homer and I had a lovely dining experience at Chez Pierre."
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"You always say we should talk."
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"- Well, all right. - Here you go. You keep score on this."
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"Dibs. First dibs. I get to lick the beaters."
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