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Clips from The Simpsons - Life on the Fast Lane (S01E01)

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Litha, my "ongue" is "uck" in the "eaters." My "ongue"!"
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"- Here's your birthday breakfast. - Oh!"
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"- Oh, right. What did you get her, Dad? - What did you get?"
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"But it's a surprise."
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"You know, it's such a beautiful morning,"
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"Oh, no. Come on. Come on. Open up!"
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"- And Connie Chung. - And when he surprised you with the Connie Chung calendar?"
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"Hmm. Hmm!"
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"How we danced on the night we were wed"
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"- Someone who eats with his mouth shut. - What's that, Patty?"
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"Nothing. Finish your steak."
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"It's an accident waiting to happen."
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"- No. - Good."
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"What the hell are you talking about? There's gallons of it!"
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"Happy birthday to you"
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"Beauty, isn't she?"
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"It's hard for me to judge since I've never bowled in my life!"
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"Well, if you don't want it, I know someone who does."
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"I'm gonna stop talking... now."
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"You bought that bowling ball for you, not for me."
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"- I'm here out of spite. - Can't bowl without a lane."
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"Hmm."
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"Oh, no, no. Homer's my... ball's name."
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"I'm Marge."
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"No. No, thank you, Mr., um, Brunswick."
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"- Call me Jacques. -Jacques."
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"Many people have senseless attachments to heavy, clumsy things,"
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"such as this Homer of yours."
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"- Hmm. - May I ask you a bold question?"
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"- I don't wanna trouble you. - Not at all. I am a professional."
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"Pick up Homer. Pick him up."
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"- Now throw. Throw, damn you. - But--"
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"I can tell you what the little arrows on the wood floor mean,"
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"It's a $40 value."
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"Well, all right. When do we start?"
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"Don't be scared, Dad. It's not so hard takin' care of us."
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"I think it's a great chance to spend some time with you kids."
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"Now we'll... put Maggie to bed."
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"Lullaby and good night"
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"Pleasant dreams until the dawn"
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"Sure. If you don't mind taking care of the kids again."
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"Good night."
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"Here we are."
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"- You didn't have to drop me off. - But I wanted to."
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"You've knocked over eight."
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"Won't you please pick up that spare?"
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"Mm. Mm. All right!"
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"Nothing."
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"Lots of good things for growing bodies..."
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"Mom is wracked with guilt because her marriage is failing."
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"Bart, I read about what happens to kids..."
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"They go through eight separate stages."
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"You're in stage two, denial."
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"- Mimosa? - I'm a married women. Don't call me that."
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"Marge? Marge Simpson."
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"when I looked over this way and said to myself,"
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"And I just had to come over and say hello."
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"I am giving her a bowling lesson, thank you."
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"Oh, well, bye-bye."
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"You have a lovely friend there."
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"perhaps shocking."
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"There, my darling."
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"What cosmic force brought us together, Marge?"
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"Like two fragile bowling pins--"
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"Standing bravely--"
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"- Is Thursday okay? - It's okay, indeed."
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"Hey, Dad. What do you say we toss the ol' apple around?"
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"Son, I don't know if l can lift my head, let alone a ball."
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"Sorry, Bart. I'd love to help you,"
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"Marge, may I speak to you?"
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"To the most beautiful moment in life."
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"Uh, huh?"
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"Of course!"
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"Tell him I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love,"
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"Huh? What?"
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"Isn't this nice?"
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"What did I get? I love birthdays."
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"- No, Homer, it's mine. - You don't even know your own wife's birthday?"
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"You really thought I forgot, didn't you?"
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"Uh, well, a vey thoughtful gift."
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"Oh, Marge. He never gets anything you want. He always gets something for himself."
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"- The tackle box. - Remember when he got you the tackle box?"
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"Homer, we're having dinner tonight at The Singing Sirloin."
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"That sounds delightful. Just you and me and the balladeers."
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"- And my sisters. - Doh!"
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"Havin' my baby"
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"What a lovely way to say how much you love me"
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"Nearer my God to thee"
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"Oh, perfume!"
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"Whoa! Hmm. Thank you, Bart."
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"- You're welcome, Mom. - 34 years old."
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"Time enough to start over with a new man."
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"- Look at him wolfdown that gristle. - Mm-hmm."
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"Do you know the Heimlich Maneuver?"
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"I think she likes my present better."
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"- Does not. Does not. Does not. - Does too. Does too."
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"Then how come she's not putting on any of your perfume?"
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"How come you're not putting on any of my perfume?"
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"Mm."
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"Well, I'm saving it for a special occasion."
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"If we made it any more special,"
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"- Gotcha. Told ya she liked mine better. - Oh, brother!"
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"Hold on. Hold on now."
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"Happy 34th birthday, Mrs. Homer Simpson"
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"Happy birthday to you"
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"I'm talking right now, as a matter of fact."
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"But I'm going to stop in a second,"
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"so please, say something back, Marge, please?"
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"- What? No. - The holes were drilled for your fingers."
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"- You're gonna need a lane. - No, thanks."
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"You can't wear street shoes on the lanes."
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"You gotta wear bowling shoes. What size, please?"
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"Hmm."
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"I don't see what he's doing that's so different from what I'm doing."
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"Entirely my fault."
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"You need something lighter. More delicate."
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"Here. Use my ball."
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"- Marge. - I'll just use my ball."
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"- Sure. - You've never bowled before."
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"- Never. No. - No."
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