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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"and... RICKY: Mr. Loggins, please"
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"advise. KENNY LOGGINS: K-Log."
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"him on that one. KENNY LOGGINS: Oh, really?"
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"At any price. ARCHER: Who the hell is"
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"(Pam shouts) (Ricky screams)"
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"(Archer grunts) Ricky, attack!"
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"(Ricky screams) ARCHER: Okay. Okay, good."
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"ARCHER: Yeah, good, okay. 'Cause this time, I may actually"
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"murder Kenny Loggins. PAM: Wait, wait, wait, wait,"
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"PAM: Okay! (both grunting)"
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"would build a pool like that? CHERLENE: I just want to go"
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"on record as saying that a glass swimming pool on"
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"the penthouse balcony is, without a doubt,"
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"ARCHER: (chuckles) But can you imagine banging in"
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"Drop it on the ground. ARCHER: Do you know how bad"
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"but... KENNY LOGGINS: You think"
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"KENNY LOGGINS: As if you don't know."
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"KENNY LOGGINS: Shit. ARCHER: Ooh, okay."
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"ARCHER: What do you mean why? (coughs)"
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"I wanted you to play a baby shower. (coughs)"
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"KENNY LOGGINS: Wait, what? ARCHER: The Dirty Diaper"
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"A baby shower. KENNY LOGGINS: Oh."
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"named Borgnar. And I don't want your crazy"
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"about it. Just let it go."
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"ARCHER: I should let you go. KENNY LOGGINS: Look, I'm..."
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"KENNY LOGGINS: Mm, more just embarrassed."
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"killing me over a briefcase full of what I can only assume"
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"KENNY LOGGINS: (sighs) Yes. CHERLENE: Wow, snotty."
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"country." KENNY LOGGINS: Yeah,"
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"(Lana squeals) Ugh!"
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"It's a breast pump. Go ahead and use it now if you"
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"want. LANA: I do not want, Krieger,"
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"but thank you. Aw, and thank you, Pam."
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"PAM: It's cocaine! LANA: Oh, of course it is."
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"PAM: This big bastard. LANA: What big...?"
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"Goddamn it! This whole stupid baby shower"
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"to the danger zone KENNY LOGGINS: ♪ I'll take"
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"CYRIL: Here. LANA: Oh, wow, a check."
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"MALORY: Well, I suppose me. And all of this."
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"From baby Bergdorf's. LANA: Oh, my God, it must've"
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"been a fortune. MALORY: Well, I can afford"
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"it. Apparently, Krieger's online"
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"pharmacy is going gangbusters, so..."
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"WOODHOUSE: Pardon me, mum. This was delivered for"
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"Not now, you shriveled... MALORY: Wait a minute."
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"KRIEGER: Aah! But you were temporarily so happy!"
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"a lot better than I would've imagined."
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"where, exactly? crib!"
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"LANA: (gasps) Archer. ARCHER: Because you're"
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"important to me, so I made Woodhouse get it from Mother's"
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"storage unit, because I own him. LANA: Archer. (sniffles)"
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"Archer, that is the sweetest thing anybody has ever given me,"
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"LANA: Oh. Oh, okay."
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"ARCHER: "Danger Zone," Lana. You know, how I'm always saying"
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""danger zone"? LANA: Uh, kinda?"
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"possible Faustian bargain-maker Kenny goddamn Loggins!"
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"From Kenny Loggins Roasters?"
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"("Midnight Blues" playing)"
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"♪ But I drink enough to say hello ♪"
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"Not to give a... ♪ LANA: Goddamn it!"
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"LANA: I am, and also, happy Opposite Day."
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"is a finite amount of golden hour."
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"woooooo! (music playing)"
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"pee every six minutes. MALORY: Pfft, you think"
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"She was with us nearly four years."
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"LANA: I don't... MALORY: The point is, they"
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"But how do we get paid? KRIEGER: With a totally"
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"KRIEGER: We pack it up and MALORY: Oh, for..."
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"And then go get a cake. Okay, Ray..."
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"you... ARCHER: We're throwing Lana"
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"Go, go, go, go, go! (Ray bleats)"
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"WOODHOUSE: Sir? ARCHER: Here, here's..."
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"decorations, some of those water guns shaped like dicks..."
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"PAM: I think that's bachelorette parties."
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"♪ This is it. KRIEGER: Yeah, you guys box"
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"Jim Messina is a genius, and without him, no Poco."
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"uh-huh, uh-huh. ARCHER: What the shit,"
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"ARCHER: Hey... Aah! (Pam screams)"
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"I'm gonna be pretty upset"
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"And where were you during all that?"
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"eyes until you are blind. GILLETTE: Goddamn, Shawshank."
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"LANA: What?! MALORY: What... do you want?"
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"birth cheese. I only had $200."
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"was a world-class secret agent, when we get up to his room, do"
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"they are. PAM: (laughs) Right?"
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"Wow. Okay, uh... KENNY LOGGINS: K-Log didn't"
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"(Pam grunting) ARCHER: A housekeeper and/or"
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"(chuckles) Okay. I can explain that."
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"Self-esteem, buddy. Come on. Now, let's just put the gun down"
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"Pam, are you good? PAM (chuckling): Oh, yeah."
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"PAM: First see if he wants a beej."
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"(coughs) ARCHER: Oh, wow, he really"
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"ARCHER: It's just a thing I do."
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"PAM: A beej! ARCHER: Pam!"
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"CHERLENE: ♪ You'll never know what you can do until you get it"
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"up as high as you can ♪ CHERLENE/LOGGINS: ♪ Go..."
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"ever. ARCHER: Well, yeah."
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"CHERLENE/LOGGINS: ♪ Highway to the danger zone"
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"LANA: (chuckles) Okay, calm down."
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"Maricela? Wait, or Ruby?"
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"ARCHER: I'm 'a plant a red fern for ya, jug."
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"Woodhouse until you people start bringing in some money!"
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"One fairly predictable thing is gonna happen now, so..."
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"ARCHER: Ooh. KENNY LOGGINS: (coughs) You"
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"briefcase. What the hell is even in that"
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"you? ARCHER: Your present, Lana,"
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"PAM: Krieger! KRIEGER: Watch it!"
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"(gunshots) KENNY LOGGINS: Hi-yah!"
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"RICKY: Aah! (Pam growling)"
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""sham" you mean "sham." MALORY: (growls) Krieger!"
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"would be. (Archer sobs)"
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"PAM: Well, why do... ARCHER: Don't worry about it."
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"Now what the hell is in that briefcase?"
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"MALORY: They are trying to make a record, Lana, and there"
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"Borgnar that night in Caracas. It's not for sale."
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"And no, Kenny Loggins, there's no way to make up for almost"
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"is either plutonium or a human soul."
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"Uh, which I want you to have for the baby."
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"I don't want to read about Kenny Loggins; I want to read about"
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"KENNY LOGGINS: Tell Borgnar I'll see him in hell!"
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